So...Sackboy has a penis...right underneath a giant zipper all the way up his front. Chin up, little burlap buddy! It'll only be a few thousand years before evolution clears up that painful little clusterfuck. Darwin? DarLOSE!
@TitillatedOcelot: Oh, you believe in SackGod. How cute. Why, because of the Sacktians telling you SackGod is real? I could tell you about the Flying Sackghetti Monster and you wouldn't believe that, would you?
No! No no noooooo!!! This is wrong! This is ALL WRONG! Sackboys are made out of fluff and magic and happiness! None of this weird squishy stuff! And there's no dick on them! You know, any sackboy can put on feminine features and become a sackgirl. The way it's meant to be, it's cute, but if sackboy has a dick, that makes him a dirty, kinky transvestite, and I am NOT going to let myself fall for that again!
Great. My daughter walked up behind me as I was reading this, and now she's crying. She LOVES Sackboy, and would play LBP every day if I let her, and now she's traumatized by the prospect of a dissected Sackperson.
@Duuncan: Now that's a compliment, considering British comedy. *Of which I am a fan, but let's be honest... it's bland.
@Elchris: lol We in the US have Coke with real sugar as well, we import it from Mexico. And no, I'm not kidding, I have three bottles in my home refrigerator.
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred
Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
@eskimo103: Doom's (and Half life's and unreal's) editor(s) don't come close to comparing to this in terms of accessability and simplicity... And you are a deluded fanboy if you think otherwise.
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And now it's on Kotaku.
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But on topic (and to elaborate on my hater-ade) I just wish every Sony press release and promotion didn't also have to work a sackboy in somehow.
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You'd think a company as big as sony had some someone with original ideas floating around.
Seems kind of odd that they're promoting something as original as MM's LBP with something as unoriginal as this.
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Also, I like sackboys and Little Big Planet, but nothing is as awesome as the original Where the Hell is Matt videos...
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That clinches it: SackGod is a woman.
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Now if you don't mind, I'm going to go clean my teeth with my favorite sugared toothpaste and drink my coca cola that actually contains sugar.
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@Duuncan: Now that's a compliment, considering British comedy. *Of which I am a fan, but let's be honest... it's bland.
@Elchris: lol We in the US have Coke with real sugar as well, we import it from Mexico. And no, I'm not kidding, I have three bottles in my home refrigerator.
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and if they did, wouldn't all of the innards fall out?
Brings a whole new thought to cleaning up afterwards. But the visuals are no less disturbing. o_O
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Really... Not even close.
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Also, way to be bitter over a good game.
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