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GOG.com Goes Postal
CD Projekt's DRM-free classic PC game service GOG.com ditches class in favor of crass with the addition of Running With Scissors infamous Postal series. More » -
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Postal III Big Hit At Random Tucson Comic Convention
The first annual Tuscon Comic Con too place this past Saturday in Tucson, Arizona, and Postal developer Running With Scissors was there as the only, and perhaps last video game company represented at the show. Confused fans were given a preview of the upcoming Postal III, and while their 'lovable' mascot Krotchy was banned they still let studio head Vince Desi attend. Go figure. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by RoZo-D: Recently just moved from Tucson...yeah I pretty much have a good idea of how that convention would have been. ... 7 Responses | Other threads
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Postal Movie Out On DVD - Everybody Hide
Uwe Boll's epic masterpiece Postal has now been released on the unsuspecting DVD purchasing public, complete with a Uwe commentary, deleted scenes, special features, and a copy of Postal 2 for the PC. The news is so unexciting that even bombastic Running With Scissors boss Vince Desi can barely muster a crude joke about it. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by Rutt: I just typed in Uwe Boll into Google and one of the first things that showed up was a German... more » | Other threads
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Jizz Mopping Through The Dildo Wonderland
Postal III ups the Postal bar. And that's not easy! Sure, the upcoming third-person Postal title features franchise standards like setting people on fire and shooting the crap outta everything. Postal III offers new weapons like the Badger Saw. (Instead of simply carrying around a chainsaw, the Postal Dude packs a large badger, which he uses to shred people to bits.) More »
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Comment by Bokusatsu_Tenshi: If the game keeps up with it's previous version, I'll play it just for some laughs... more » | Other threads
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Village Person Gets Postal III Appearance
Randy "The Cowboy Guy In The Village People" Jones will be appearing in the upcoming shooter Postal III, Running With Scissors announced today. More »
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Comment by Jabjabs: @P_e: While it was first said to be running on Source I think it's running UE3. more » | Other threads
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Postal Blu-ray Coming In August
Statistically speaking, the chance of you catching Uwe Boll's Postal in the theater is extremely low, and now that we are all feeling either saddened or mildly bemused at his plight with the film adaptation of Running With Scissors' over-the-top game franchise I'm sure we're itching to catch the film when it hits retail outlets. We'll have our chance on August 26th, the day newbie blu-ray publisher UMVD Visual Entertainment has slated for the high-definition release. High-Def Digest has an interesting description for the release in their announcement post.Directed by much-derided shlockmeister Uwe Boll, 'Postal' stars Zack Ward as a misfit who sets out to rob his local amusement park while getting mixed-up with a faction of the Taliban. Barely released in U.S. cinemas last year, the film grossed less than $5 million at the box office domestically.
Interesting. I suppose saying less than $5 million does cover everything from $1 on up. Let's just hope more than four retailers pick up the disc when it comes out. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by freespeech: i can see it make 5mil, you have to wait another 1000yrs. for it to hit that number but it... more » | Other threads
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Catch An Early Screening Of Postal
I know what you woke up thinking this morning: "How can I possibly wait until Uwe Boll's masterpiece POSTAL hits theaters May 23rd?" Well, my friends...if for some reason you are reading the site while standing, grab a seat. Early screenings will run in both New York (April 1st at the Tribeca Film Center) and Chicago (April 3rd at the Lake Street Screening Room). More »
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By Mark WilsonComment by freespeech: damn, just missed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads
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Verne Troyer Calls Out Indiana Jones
I'm not sure if I pity Verne Troyer or envy him. Here is a tiny little man who makes a living being a smaller, more abrasive version of other people. People dress him up as say, Indiana Jones, and then film him saying things like, "This is a message for Indiana Jones. I'll fuck you up!" in his little tiny voice. It's all part of a contest over at the Postal movie's MovieSet web page, which plays up the "hopelessly outclassed" marketing angle Uwe Boll's people have cooked up. After watching the clip you are challenged to guess what's in Verne's sack for a chance to win the contents, but I don't think any of us really want to know what Verne is carrying around in his sack. Best just to hit the link, view the clip, and leave such questions unpondered. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by am8708: Indiana Jones has this one in the bag, sorry Mini-Me - you've lost your 15 minutes of fame and you'll... more » | Other threads
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Uwe Boll - We Will Destroy Indiana Jones
Postal developer Running With Scissors has issued a press release confirming a May 23rd theatrical release for Uwe Boll's Postal film - the same weekend Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull opens. RWS CEO Vice Desi previously made mention of the target date during GDC, explaining that no other movies would be going up against Indy, so they could fill a void. While Desi knows that most of the movie's money comes will come from DVD sales, Boll has other ideas."We will go out and destroy Indiana Jones at the box office!" thundered a confident Uwe "Raging" Boll of the first film to win him positive reviews, even from the video game community.
I have to believe at this point that this statement was made with tongue firmly planted in cheek. Hell, if Martin Scorsese said something like this I would be rolling around on the floor giggling. There's no way anyone without a Raging Bull under their belt could really be this confident. At this point Uwe Boll has crafted a better character for himself than will ever appear in his films. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by am8708: I get more rave reviews for my cheaply made flash cartoons than Uwe Boll's ever seen in his career. I... more » | Other threads
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Comment by slappyMCslappy: "kill uwe boll", already pre-ordered it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! more » | Other threads
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Postal Dev Names Tallarico Person of the Year
Running With Scissors, publishers of controversial shooter Postal, announced today that they have named Tommy Tallarico, the man behind the Video Games Live concerts, the person of the year. More »
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Comment by Smadubaku: @MURDERFACE: Hmmm... As much as I enjoyed the word "fucktard" and am going to add it to my vocabulary as... more » | Other threads
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Postal 3 Web Page Is Live, Offensive
Postal 3 developer has launched a Postal 3 section on their website, featuring game information and screens that I will post here so you don't really have to visit the page at all. Running With Scissors and the Postal franchise have a long-running tradition of being as offensive as they can be without...well without nothing. Just offensive. Take the 'disclaimer' at the bottom of the page, for instance.POSTAL III is not intended for Politicians, your mom, your little sister, or the priest molesting her. It is a game about free will. Violence begets violence and the choice is yours.
Lovely. The game will feature the Postal Dude exploring fictionally scenic Catharsis, AZ, interacting with evil nuns and the Taliban as he follows one of three paths: The Good, The Bad, and Insane. The game also promises cameos from real life 'stars' from film and music personalities to Playboy Playmates. So far for me the only really enticing information here is that the game will feature a weapon called the Chain Scythe. Mmmm, Chain Scythe. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by AbyssUK: I like postal, its a good vent for my anger. more » | Other threads
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Postal Babes Mobilize
Just when we thought to Cold War a thing of the past, the Russians develop Postal Babe technology and threaten to unleash it on unsuspecting mobile users across the globe. Running With Scissors just announced a deal to turn their long-running flimsy excuse to post pictures of half-naked women on their website into a video game for Windows Mobile and PalmOS. Breaking with RWS tradition, Vince Desi isn't nearly as offensive in the announcement as he normally is, and there isn't one poop joke to be found."I feel like Austin Powers," admitted a shagged out Vince Desi. "The world is truly going POSTAL. The Postal Movie by Uwe Boll and now the Postal Babes going mobile. I welcome Herocraft into the Running With Scissors family. This represents a new era in the history of our brand's extension as the first time a subset of the POSTAL world has received its own license."
As for what the game will actually be about, Herocraft CEO Pavel Prokonich could only say that "This game will give you a real chance to play with your own Postal Babe!" Joy and rapture. Every time a Running With Scissors press release crosses my desk I throw up a little in my mouth. More » -
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Uwe Defends Postal's 9/11 Hilarity
"Filmmaker" Uwe Boll's upcoming "film" contains a sight gag about the 9/11 attacks that has been met with wide-spread disapproval. But, Boll contests it's time to make light of the situation. And what better person to do it than a crappy film director! Here's chowderhead on the defensive, complete with German "Irak" spelling: More »
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Comment by Purple Dave: @L_K_M: There is an astronomical gulf of difference between making fun of the atrocity and making fun of the people... more » | Other threads
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Uwe Boll Makes With The 9/11 Hilarity
Looks like Uwe Boll's latest celluloid travesty Postal won't be playing in theaters in the United States, as it features one seriously too-soon attempts at (I'm guessing) comedy by exploiting the September 11th attacks on New York's World Trade Center for a sight gag. More »
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Comment by Lusi8: I hate to tell you all but the fact that you are all debating this from a trailer is... more » | Other threads
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Postal Devs Completely Shameless
I was pretty sure as a video game blogger I wouldn't have to say anything about Anna Nicole Smith's death, but here I am. Postal developers Running With Scissors sent us a 'humorous' press release today, to the effect that the main character from Postal is now in the running as the real father of Smith's infant daughter. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by Hunty: Just another story of classy guys doing classy stuff. more » | Other threads
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By Mike FaheyComment by Mazen: I remember meeting Vince Desi at ECTS a couple of years ago. The guy is a fucking legend, I've never... more » | Other threads
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By Mike FaheyComment by Biohazardous_snark: Oh shat, that was from the E-mail RWS sent out. I thought it was Kotaku calling it legendary... which is... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Psycho Alan: Boll's pretty much on my "I Don't Give a Shit" list along with Jacko right now. more » | Other threads
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Nutty Uwe Freaks Out Game CEO
Last month, chowderhead Uwe Boll challenged his critics to a boxing match, which he would film and include in his adaptation of Running with Scissors' Postal. Uwe failed to clue-in Running with Scissors, it seems. The company's CEO Vince Desi said, "I didn't know he was going to do this." Then again, who did? More » -
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Uwe Boll Wants to Kick Your Ass (No, Really)
He's has had enough snark. German filmmaker Uwe Boll announced he is willing to take on the haters. In a boxing ring. With gloves. (Read: he's nuts.) More »
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Comment by njsykora: Oh I so want to be a critic now. Just the thought of living every gamer's dream and punching him. And... more » | Other threads
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Running with Scissors, Stabbing with Knives
So I was minding my own business yesterday working away on a story about mobile gaming at the Rocky when I get an email from Vince Desi, CEO of Running With Scissors. All it says is: "What's your number?" More »
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Comment by Tenno: Most likely the guy just heard Uwe Boll was making the Postal movie and snapped. But seriously, even the article depicts... more » | Other threads
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