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    Image of Psudonym Psudonym
    03:29 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    You know what I've learned from Motion Controls so far... I like buttons. I really like buttons. And analog sticks. And pressure sensitivity. And things that make little clicks. And Home buttons. And power buttons. Remote controls. Type writers. Switches. Levers. Stamps. And Gutenberg style printing presses.

    I've been a proponent of new fangled technology for a long time, and I still most definitely am. Hell, I'm still telling anyone in earshot to take every chance you can to see animated movies in 3d. And I can't wait to see it implemented properly in the home.

    But sometimes, a button is just the best way to control something. I mean, would a big red nuclear missile launch button be nearly as cool if it was replaced with a wave of the hand? Wait... wait... don't answer that. I'm picturing it in my mind right now... and it's kinda awesome.
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    Image of ryoshi ryoshi
    03:03 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    Great review! I've already decided against this game, but I admit I"m curious what the "hardcore skater" crowd thinks of it over the "hardcore gamers".
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    Image of e-friend cuts you e-friend cuts you
    03:10 PM

    @ryoshi: If you actually knew how to skate, you wouldn't care about some bad Wii game. That would be my bet.
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    Image of sunpop sunpop
    03:12 PM

    @ryoshi: Probably the same things real musicians think about rock band.
    1. Why did I go through the effort of learning this if I can make just as much if not more money from making a fake version.
    2.How can I cash in on this.
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    Image of ClaudioIphigenia ClaudioIphigenia
    03:13 PM

    @e-friend cuts you: It's actually a bad multi-console game.
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    Image of ryoshi ryoshi
    03:25 PM

    @sunpop: I don't think all (or even most) musicians think that about Rock Band, just the ones you happen to hear about on here. I've been playing piano for fifteen years and guitar for five and I love both Rock Band and Guitar Hero (and recently, DJ Hero).
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    03:28 PM

    @e-friend cuts you: There's a huge difference between "knows how to skate" and "can pull off tricks like they do in skating games". I'm looking for people who enjoy the former and aren't paid giant sponsorships to do the latter.

    Or do you think that skaters don't play videogames? Do people on the high-school football team never play Madden?
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    03:32 PM

    @e-friend cuts you: Its a multi console release
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    Image of e-friend cuts you e-friend cuts you
    03:32 PM

    @ryoshi: Do people on football teams play Backyard Football? I feel like skate kids would go towards something like Skate (Or to a lesser degree, the good THPS games) instead.

    @Claudiolphigenia: I knew that, my mistake.
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    Image of Sustenance Sustenance
    02:51 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    By all accounts (i.e. nearly every published review) this game deserves to bail, and hard. Still, I can't help but feel bad for Robomodo. This was an enormously ambitious project (too ambitious, probably) and it's going to fall all the harder for it.

    Is it too soon to request a post-mortem? Probably more fun to read than the game is to play.

    Can't help but wonder if this piece of hardware might actually "work" with better software, or if the sensors are to blame for the unresponsive controls.
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    Image of Shinta Shinta
    02:56 PM

    @Sustenance: I could make a pitch for a boxing game where you wear a helmet and a machine punches you in the head every time you get hit in the game.

    Ambitious? Yes. Good idea? No.
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    SuperSonik promoted this comment Edited by Shinta at 11/30/09 2:56 PM Shinta was starred Shinta was unstarred
    Image of Sl0th Sl0th
    03:08 PM

    @Sustenance: As usual, the truth is probably somewhere in the middle.

    It was probably pretty daunting to get the sensors and the software to fully agree yet allow for natural human movement.

    Riding a real skateboard is something of feat of balance and trying to emulate that is bound to be rife with difficulty.

    Ah well, live and learn I guess.
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    Image of Dr Durdon Dr Durdon
    02:50 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    I'll put this review in my time capsule entitled "I Told Ya Motion Games Suck," and I'll bring it out again when the rest of the genre fails to compare to sitting on my ass and using a controller.

    Are there decent motion-controlled games? Of course. They should be in a separate genre, or perhaps a completely separate console. Yes it would be vastly expensive, but if people put down money to buy Motion Controlled Console, they would likely be interested in spending money on the games and peripherals required to play them.

    I can't blame them for trying, and unfortunately it sounds like so much is wrong on this first try. I'm sure someone will eventually get it right, or at least market it correctly, much like the Wii.
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    Image of Kuwabara Kazuo Kuwabara Kazuo
    02:47 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    Too many reds telling me NOTHXBAI!
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    Image of TheOmnitron TheOmnitron
    02:45 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    $120 US? Thank you, no. Maybe Skate 3? At least it will be half the price...
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    Image of vid3oman64 vid3oman64
    02:44 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    Right now, I did not read this review. Reading it will tell me that the peripheral sucks and the game blows. I already know this. I knew this was terrible idea from the day it was announced. Unfortunately, all the stupid little middle-school boarderzzz will buy this game in droves and Activision will make sequels and spin offs and no one will be the wiser.

    God this industry sucks sometimes.
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    Image of excel_excel excel_excel
    02:49 PM

    @vid3oman64: Actually Ride's done pretty bad hasn't it?
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    Image of vid3oman64 vid3oman64
    02:51 PM

    @excel_excel: don't you get my hopes up you
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    Image of Ben Nadler Ben Nadler
    02:57 PM

    @vid3oman64: I don't think those kids can really afford a game that's $120.

    I'm betting this fails. People will spend that much on Guitar Hero, because Guitar Hero is cool. But this is just positively lame, and there's been barely any press on it, so they basically fucked themselves. No worries, though.
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    Image of Co0ki3Mon2t3r Co0ki3Mon2t3r
    03:10 PM

    @Ben Nadler: Your right they can't. But that's why they have parents. When I was in middle school I couldn't afford 90% of the stuff I owned, at that age you usually don't. So none the less they'll eventually get their parents to buy it for them.
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    Image of Ben Nadler Ben Nadler
    03:30 PM

    @Co0ki3Mon2t3r: I dunno, my parents refused to buy me anything entertainment related unless it was Christmas. And they'd never buy me anything as expensive as a console. I had to buy all my shit myself, and work at a crappy movie theater to do so, so I can't relate.

    My brother hangs out with the skater crowd, and they play a lot of video games, and when I asked them about Ride none of them knew what it was, except for one kid, who said he wasn't getting it.

    I love the old Tony Hawk games, but I think having a motion device for it is just a horrible idea, and its made it too expensive. You think in this economic climate people are gonna drop $120 on a game for the holidays? For most kids, that's the choice between one "big" game or two "normal" games. For the same price that kid could get Modern Warfare 2 and Assassin's Creed 2, the two biggest sellers of this season so far.

    I'm just saying, you really think this is gonna sell like hotcakes? Are YOU gonna buy?
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    Image of Archaotic Archaotic
    02:43 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    Sounds about in line with everything I've heard everywhere else, yep. Giant Bomb's Quick Look of the game doomed it for me; as soon as I saw how unresponsive it was, I knew the game was doomed.
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    02:44 PM

    @Archaotic: It looked like a poorly though out extreme version of the wii balance board.
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    Image of play_eminence play_eminence
    02:58 PM

    @Taggart6: Is it at least playable with the balance board? If not then it was dumb to NOT include the support. Maybe it would control better this way and be more than just a crappy attempt at making cash with a useless peripheral...
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    03:08 PM

    @play_eminence: Dunno, but I think the game is only sold with the board so maybe its a must?
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    Image of philippe.chabot philippe.chabot
    02:41 PM

    In reply to Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Bail
    Tony Hawk: Ride Review: Time To Fail
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    Image of Random J Random J
    11/27/09

    In reply to Resident Evil: The Darkside Chronicles Review: Three's A Welcome Trend
    I enjoyed Umbrella chronicles much more than I thought I would. Although the bosses did my head in. I won't front: they handed me arse to me many a time!

    I harbour a deep amount of love for Resident evil 2 (giant alligator attack and all ;P), but I'm not feeling the same desire to get the Darkside chronicles as I did the first game. Probably because I know it's just going to be more of the same, and I want more than that.

    It's a real shame Capcom STILL haven't included online play. That would have been something that might have swayed me more into getting this game. Because frankly, when my friends and I get together - we don't really tend to sit and play games. And on the occasions we do, we stick on a beat 'em up.

    It'll be interesting to see how Capcom handle the Code: Veronica scenario's. Given Claire and Steve were rarely ever together in the game, and the only hint of the two of them having 'something' was when [SPOILER!!!!!] Steve died.
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    Image of Falsoman Falsoman
    11/27/09

    In reply to Ravensword: The Fallen King Micro-Review: Hack, Slash, and Finger-swipe
    This looks very impressive. For now i'm noy gonna buy because i'm still waving through Zenonia, Hybrid (3 bucks right now!), Inotia and Underworlds... so i supose in a couple of months that i'm through with all those games i'm gonna buy this and dungeon hunter.

    I'm pretty pleased (save for my poor battery) with the amount of gaming i'm doing on the phone and the price of the games.
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    Image of andrew2696 andrew2696
    11/27/09

    @Falsoman: Yeah Zenonia is an awesome old RPG, and totally worth $3, and it's pretty funny.
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    Image of That mop mutant from NES. That mop mutant from NES.
    11/27/09

    @Falsoman: I highly suggest getting "The Quest".

    It is THE staple RPG for handhelds.
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    Image of FigNewton FigNewton
    11/28/09

    @Falsoman: I still can't get behind any games using an onscreen d-pad. I tried really hard with Zenonia, and it seems like a great game I'd love to play with standard controls - but the all touch screen system is less than ideal (for me).
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    Image of Falsoman Falsoman
    11/28/09

    @FigNewton: I don't have a problem with the vittual D-PAD in general. I do have however a problem with how Zenonia handles it.

    I kinda hate the fact that hitting a wall walking doesn't stop the character but makes it turn to one side and keep walking. That, and the fact that Zenonia is an extremly polished game except where it's not, like some sound effects that seem to be missing.

    However I still love the game... just had to get used to it. Though i would be a lot less forgiving if it weren't for the fact that the games are dirt cheap for the polish and the depth.
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    Image of jlassanske jlassanske
    11/27/09

    In reply to Ravensword: The Fallen King Micro-Review: Hack, Slash, and Finger-swipe
    A few things to note:

    1: This game was primarily made by TWO PEOPLE. (One designer, one programmer) Which is just an astonishing achievement.

    2: The reason for the lack of RPG elements has to do a lot with the above. Putting in things like skills and allowing for stat allocations might seem simple, but they dramatically complicate and expand the development process. Implementing and balancing these out take resources that a two-man development team don't always have the luxury of having. However there is an expansion planned will add more RPG elements.

    3: The game was never sold by the actual designers as a full fledged RPG. In fact Josh, the designer, has instead likened it to action adventures like Zelda more than Oblivion. It seems to be game journalists that pushed the RPG aspect more than the developers.
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    Image of Archaotic Archaotic
    11/27/09

    In reply to Ravensword: The Fallen King Micro-Review: Hack, Slash, and Finger-swipe
    I've always wondered what the audience is for RPGs on the iPhone. I have one, and its PIDDLING battery life seems to be a major hindrance to any long-term RPG gaming. Even the PSP can hold a charge longer while active than the iPhone.

    I mean, Zenonia's a great game and all, but the platform's weaknesses (mandatory touch control, low battery life) seem to make it rather a weak fit for the RPG genre. I mean, really. "Pick up and play" and "RPG" are two things I never want to see in the same sentence. Like, ever.
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    Image of Pombar Pombar
    11/27/09

    @Archaotic: I think for a more old kind fashioned RPG (turn based!), it'd work ok. We just need big "attack/magic/item/run" buttons. Waiting on a NES/SNES-like JRPG, myself. C'mon Squeenix!
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    Image of Archaotic Archaotic
    11/27/09

    @Pombar: Eh, I can't imagine a menu-based RPG working with a touch screen. The iPhone's touch isn't THAT advanced, so I can easily see the touch screen registering the wrong input; during a boss fight, that could be suicide.

    iPhone works for casual games. A 60-hour menu-based JRPG? God no.
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    Image of Friedhamster Friedhamster
    11/27/09

    @Archaotic: Seems a Pokemon type game could work. Simple enough, not graphics heavy, and we know how well Pokemon sells.
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    Image of Pombar Pombar
    11/27/09

    @Archaotic: Length isn't as much of an issue as how long chunks you have to play it in - I played Bowser's Inside Story in 10-20 minute chunks, for instance, and something similarly pick-up-and-play-able would be the right recipe for the iPod Touch.
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    Image of Archaotic Archaotic
    11/27/09

    @Pombar: Meh. That's the problem. An RPG is supposed to be a narrative-heavy game. I don't want to play an RPG without a captivating story (without a good story, the game's just a pointless grind), and a story really can't be effectively told in 20-minute chunks that also involve gameplay. That's like 5 minutes of story for every 15 minutes of gameplay.

    It's just not economical. And thus, not worth my time, haha.
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    Image of Ad-hominem Ad-hominem
    11/27/09

    @Archaotic: Well, I know it's not the iPhone, but the iPod touch has a fantastic battery life. I can play Zenonia for about nine hours before the battery dies on it.
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    11/27/09

    @Ad-hominem: Yeah, I really wish I had an iTouch now. I have an iPhone but I cancelled my AT&T subscription, so I have an iTouch with shitty battery life.
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    Image of Friedhamster Friedhamster
    11/27/09

    In reply to Ravensword: The Fallen King Micro-Review: Hack, Slash, and Finger-swipe
    That "Hated" is massive for a "RP...Gee, Really?"

    But wow... that runs on an iPhone? And it looks like that? Dear me... I can't begin to think what the next iPhone will be able to do. Have babies... with me? Yes?

    Video games are becoming so advanced and so fast, I don't even know what I'll be playing, or how, in five years.
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    Image of Tacticalspoon Tacticalspoon
    11/27/09

    @Friedhamster: I'm sure if the iPhone becomes popular enough in Japan, Illusion will make an app and you will get your wish.
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    Image of Friedhamster Friedhamster
    11/27/09

    @Tacticalspoon: Oh no, no, no-no-no, no. I don't want it. Just saying it might be popular.
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    Image of SteamRolan SteamRolan
    11/27/09

    In reply to Sound Blaster Arena Surround Gaming Headset Review: Who's That Sneaking Up On Me?
    Bought it a while ago for $50 thanks to the comments :).
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    Image of TaylorEatWorld TaylorEatWorld
    11/27/09

    @SteamRolan: We're all here to help ;)
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    Image of DirtyColossus DirtyColossus
    11/27/09

    @TaylorEatWorld: Yes i'd like to thank Taylor for the tip on the Newegg sale, I bought them last night and when I woke up today they were sold out!

    Was perfect for my new computer. Since I don't have a sound card it seemed like a good time to give USB a try.
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