Kotaku, I love you, and never question your post existence.
Until now.
Please take this down, this shit doesn't need anymore publicity then it already is getting. It's like they decided to make some really shitty action movies, stick Resident Evil in the title and have some relevance to the series, then throw that all away in favor of following the typical post apocalyptic world bullshit every other movie, and their homies follow.
Do the world a favor Bashcraft, help us pretend this shit never, ever happened. #millajovovich
@dowingba: I also let my dog lick my vagina, as well as insert his penis and yes does ejaculate, and oh my god is it wonderful!! #residentevilafterlife
@Raziel66: I disagreed with him about a video game like 24 hours ago and it has forced him to spend his every waking minute stalking my kotaku profile, seemingly. #residentevilafterlife
Something about her Tweets make her seem... overly motivated, yet somewhat ignorant and oblivious. Also... she's Twittering like she's bouncing off the walls beaming with cool stuff that she just picked up at the Toy Store. That or she's on a lot of caffeine and taurine. #residentevilafterlife
Since the fourth game was revolutionary; my expectations for this movie is at an unrealizable high. Maybe 20,000 zombies come out of the container this time. #residentevilafterlife
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Until now.
Please take this down, this shit doesn't need anymore publicity then it already is getting. It's like they decided to make some really shitty action movies, stick Resident Evil in the title and have some relevance to the series, then throw that all away in favor of following the typical post apocalyptic world bullshit every other movie, and their homies follow.
Do the world a favor Bashcraft, help us pretend this shit never, ever happened. #millajovovich
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cause he doesn't wear a triangle on his head and doesn't show man ass."
WTF? Somebody get her a copy of Silent Hill 2, also! Yeesh.
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Destroy it, and everything on Earth reverts to pre-zombie times!
And then suffer through the movies AGAIN.
Repeat. #residentevilafterlife
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Goddamn Bascraft, you made my night with that line. Part of me says it's too easy, the other part just convulses into chuckles. #residentevilafterlife
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Okay, maybe not die, but I consider him the American Uwe Boll. Bring on the haterade, but that guy is the bane of potential! #residentevilafterlife
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