Dan Bull's Mass Effect Rap Rolls With An "Asari That's Older Than Atari"

Step aside, "Paragon | Renegade" by Adam WarRock. There's a new Mass Effect rap opus in town.* The Mass Effect Epic Rap—by Dan Bull, who we've featured around these parts before—offers up a clever rhyming synopsis of the events of the first two games in BioWare's hit series. I think my favorite line might be "There's… » 2/27/12 9:00am 2/27/12 9:00am

In Case You Skipped Final Fantasy XIII, Here's a Breakdancing Recap Rap

Final Fantasy XIII-2 comes with a multi-chapter, fully voiced summary of the plot of its predecessor, which is extremely convenient for fans that decided to pass up XIII in favor of not getting involved in a giant argument. It does not feature pixel breakdancing or any sort of lyrical rampage. This one does. » 2/10/12 9:00am 2/10/12 9:00am