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Sonira - Katamari on the Wings!
12/10/09

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Well, made me laugh :P
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Pessimippopotamus
12/10/09

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The Japanese have a thing for grandma boobs.
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xmdfmk7x
12/10/09

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They look like fleshy footballs.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

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The sad thing is that she isn't the biggest cup size in the series...

:coughCattleyacough:
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geiko
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: For shame Rachel. I'm not going to google that!
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s0nlxaftrsh0ck
12/10/09

@geiko: MADRE DE DIOS! THOSE ARE HUGE!
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AndrosZ
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: Well she does have the word "Cattle" in her name.

Mammaries.

I'm done.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@geiko:

Well....she is a Ogress. And a MILF Ogress too. So it's kinda a double win.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@s0nlxaftrsh0ck:

I know, Cattleya is my favourite.

MILF+Huge effin sword+Leather apron+glasses= WIN!
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@AndrosZ:

It writes itself...and you see yourself out sir. LOL!
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Diablo_Darkfire
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: The sword seems to be of little need, she can just bludgeon you to death with her... rack. I am going to now hide in fear.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@Diablo_Darkfire:

Well its her husband's sword...apparently he's missing and she's taking over his shop. I think she went looking for him with her adorable son.

LOL! She wouldn't bludgeon you with the rack, you would suffocate before she even reached you.

Totally awesome!
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Diablo_Darkfire
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: I don't know, a roundhouse boob slap would be pretty devastating with that rack. Especially if she had the twirl power of an Olympic figure skater... She is terrifying!
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James Henderson
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: Jaw, meet floor. It's things like this that make an out-of-proportion Bayonetta look NORMAL.

This will be the single most revolutionary piece of privacy technology since Google came up with the Incognito Window.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@Diablo_Darkfire:

Listen Diablo, you are a man, with man man...you WITHSTAND that roundhouse boob slap like a man.

You signed the waiver...
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@James Henderson:

LOL! There are WORSE then Cattleya, hell I would post the pictures I have...

Anime is sometimes a double edge sword...
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James Henderson
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: Um... I'm not too sure as to whether I should take that as being a good thing or a bad thing. I'll take a raincheck, just to be on the safe side.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

Oh...I have alot of them...err lemme see.

[danbooru.donmai.us]
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James Henderson
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: ⊙▃⊙

I had damn-near industrial strength glasses before. Thanks for upgrading me to Stevie Wonder.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@James Henderson:

You know what's sad....that's one of the SMALLEST. Trend carefully on that site my friend.

You're welcome...^-^
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James Henderson
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: Ծ_Ծ

Alright I'll stop with the unicode stuff now. But seriously... those Japanese really do pull out all the stops don't they. You can't give them an inch these days. And no, that's not my idea of a lewd joke relating back to the subject matter.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@James Henderson:

ROFL, there's American/Euro/Mexican images and comics that have massive boobs as well.

Massive boobs have no border my friend. It's a kink that's been around since the stone ages, it's developed in baby/childhood at the sight of your mother's breasts during feedings or whatevers. When you were small, everything seemed big and therefore many people have developed fetishes around it.

The reversal is the massive penises...and you don't WANT me to whip out those....trust me.
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James Henderson
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: I think I'd be scarred for life if you personally whipped out yours, so please.. think of the children (jokes). I know it's in #maximumrisky and all but kids these days are a hell of a lot smarter than what we give them credit for, they know danger's a good thing and means more fun for them.
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Rachel Fogg
12/10/09

@James Henderson:

ROFL! Oh trust me...you don't want to see it.

If Kotaku wanted me too...I would scar a number of people with the pictures I have in my 'Naughty Folder' on my comp.

But I'm merciful...
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James Henderson
12/10/09

@Rachel Fogg: I don't think it'd be a wise idea to go over the top and completely compromise your account over it.

I've seen my fair share of NSFW stuff on the internet, in fact I'll reclassify that as NSFA it might be that brutal, but someday I'll accept that challenge.

On a related note, #offtopic because this really is getting off the beaten path, isn't it?
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TheIrishNinja
12/10/09

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see, i loves me some big, sloppy titties.
loves.
but those...she needs a mammogram, then a catscan. she might have the super-tumors.
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Andrew Wyatt
12/10/09

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Someone clearly specialized in jiggle physics in college...

Also, regarding the lady at such memorable moments in that trailer as 0:46 and 2:35...

SWEET HOLY HELL!!!
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Channing
12/10/09

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Whoa, I know this is catching a lot of flak for what it is but the game actually looks pretty fun.
It's like super robot wars only with more to it (no, not the bewbs. =|). The armor break system looks pretty interesting as well as recruiting monsters and the whole 'friend' system. If I had a PSP I would actually consider picking this up.
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brass2themax
12/10/09

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I never understood the Queen's Blade anime's attraction. It was boring. The art sucked. The characters were shallow. And the story went nowhere (and this I know because even though I dropped it, I did read about it). And from my small exposure to the actual game books, it seems pretty boring, too much page flipping, and not enough actual 'fun'. Might as well just watch a hentai. Seriously. It seems as if the very small number of people who even bother with anything Queen's Blade related, due to that small number, seem to think they've formed some sort of elitist club... But it's nothing to be proud of in my mind to think of yourself as an elitist if you're into Queen's Blade. It's actually really sad.

What garbage. This is what's wrong with the anime industry in North America. And now it's coming to the gaming industry. It might work well in Japan, but it's not going to do well here. And certainly not among people who enjoy well thought-out story-lines. And no, Queen's Blade doesn't count, you can say the "story" is there, but it's not. The absence of a story doesn't count as a story, FYI.

/endrant.
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Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition
12/10/09

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Sometimes big boobs are okay. But when they look like her's, it makes me appreciate petite women a lot more.
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havokjv
12/10/09

@Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition: Amen to that! These look disgusting!
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Andrew Wyatt
12/10/09

@havokjv: Seconded.
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Bokusatsu_Tenshi
12/10/09

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Queen's Blade: blurrying the frontier between tits and udders one character at a time.
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Benguin
12/10/09

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That's... hideous.
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Allcars
12/10/09

@Benguin: NOT ATTRACTIVE AT ALL, in fact I lost any sort of arousal what so ever.

Boobs that big are just to big...
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Red_Dragon
12/10/09

@Benguin: It is oddly watermelon looking. Guess that what she is packing
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Terrorsaur - Five Six
12/10/09

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Can you imagine the powerful sound of a motorboat engine those could make???

Im thinking Crusader or maybe Volvo Penta!
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Friedhamster
12/10/09

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I always find it amusing how many comments a simple boob picture gets.

Here's an advice dog.

Post boobs
Get comments!
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Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments...
12/10/09

@Friedhamster: Sex sells my fri3nd... sex sells. Doesn't matter what your selling...

Dog shit wrapped in breasteseseses patterned wrapping paper you say? I'LL BUY IT!
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FarmboyinJapan
12/10/09

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It looks like she has a butt coming out of her chest...

Gotta admit though...that "instant hide" feature is rather ingenious.
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m0re
12/10/09

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"Hey, what're you playing? Is that Final Fantasy I? Cool! Try walking around, I wanna see some random battles"

"uhh..."
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EderC
12/10/09

@m0re: "You got a pack of Lifesavers in your pocket? I like the red ones . . ."
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