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Gears of War Dominates Golden Joysticks

Gears of War kicked some major boo-tay at the UK's Golden Joystick awards earlier today. The game took home four awards including the biggie, Ultimate Game of the Year. Meanwhile, God of War II took Playstation game of the Year, and The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess grabbed the honors as the top Nintendo title. Hit the jump for a full list of winners compliments of CVG.

And also, please don't stop reading us because we used the word "boo-tay." We're ashamed and it won't happen again...soon.

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Halo 3 Killed The Video Stars

Impression: "Waaahhhh, nobody sees my movies, waaahhh! Hawo fwee is stupid! Wahhh!" No, that wasn't a preview of Gizmodo after getting completely pwned in our tournament later this week, that was Hollywood explaining this year's October, which has seen a 27% drop in theater revenue. Advertising Age explains that numerous film execs are blaming the game for the poor showing. From analyst Mike Hickey:
The audience on this game is the 18-to-34 demographic, similar to what you'd see in cinemas...this could last for several weeks.
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We Can't Freaking Wait To Teabag Hitler

We've gotten sick of the 'historically accurate' sales pitch that's come standard in every WWII shooter released over the last fifteen years. We get it already, that European street with the impossible to find snipers is just like the real thing. It's neat, but often does little for larger gameplay. But in Akella's upcoming Hitler assassination adventure A Stroke of Fate (PC we believe), this historical accuracy will have huge impacts on gameplay.
We pay a lot of attention to the historical authenticity in the project. We involved a historical consultant to keep an eye on the authenticity of events and various features of the game. Thus we're specific to many interesting facts relevant to that epoch: Hitler's security system that applied multiple gadgets - sensitive microphones to detect timing devices and a great number of impersonators, as well as schemes and layouts of Hitler's private bunker.
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The 5 Most Embarrassing Ways to Die in an FPS

Here's a little list that's slowly climbing it's way up the Digg charts and in classic Digg style, the site is already broken from gazillions of hits. (The link to it below is a mirror site) More »

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Everybody Hates The PS3

The Sony bashing and PS3 outrageousness has spread to every corner of the country. Even my parents, who know nothing about video games, had heard about all the foolishness surrounding the launch, the line waiting, riots, shootings, etc. And, here we are on Christmas Eve and you can walk into pretty much any store and pick one up. More »