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Pwned.Com Responds to Pwnage Trademark Filing

Oh the Pwnage drama just won't stop.

Last weekend we reported that Futuremark Games had filed a trademark for Pwnage, later that week Jukka Mäkinen, Executive Producer, Futuremark Games Studio, responded claiming that they only filed the trademark because they wanted to "protect ourselves from squatters."

MTV, quick to poke fun, tracked down one of the folks who work at Pwned.Com to see what they think about the whole legal silliness.

"PWNED.com is a site for gamers pure and simple. We never felt the need to trademark the word we never created. We do this for fun. We are looking into our options because of this."

Yes, that's right, we need someone to trademark Pwned too.

'Pwned.com' Weighs In On 'Pwnage' Trademark Attempt [MTV Multiplayer]


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FutureMark Responds to Pwnage Trademark Ire

In what can only be described as the lamest excuse ever, Jukka Mäkinen, Executive Producer, Futuremark Games Studio, has responded to the ire raised when word floated to the surface that his company had decided to file a trademark for "Pwnage."

The Finnish software company had initially filed papers on the prevalent word on Feb. 26 to protect the word in relation to:

"... computer game software; computer game programs; computer game discs; interactive multimedia computer game program; downloadable ring tones, ... multimedia software recorded on CD-ROM featuring fictional characters and computer games; pre-recorded DVD's, video tapes, laser discs featuring movies about fictional characters, and pre-recorded compact discs featuring music; motion picture films on fictional characters...".

But they did it, Mäkinen says, to protect their company, not make money:

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pwnage (TM)?

In the latest salvo in the let's-claim-credit-for-a-commonly-used-term-that-we-didn't-even-create War(TM), Finnish software company Futuremark Games Studio filed papers on February 26, 2008 to protect the trademark "Pwnage" in relation to:

"... computer game software; computer game programs; computer game discs; interactive multimedia computer game program; downloadable ring tones, ... multimedia software recorded on CD-ROM featuring fictional characters and computer games; pre-recorded DVD's, video tapes, laser discs featuring movies about fictional characters, and pre-recorded compact discs featuring music; motion picture films on fictional characters...".

Wow... at least they aren't attempting to apply it to every piece of media published or anything like that.

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Halo 3 Kotaku Vs. Gizmodo Smackdown Report

As predicted, we lost the first ever Kotaku versus Gizmodo Halo 3 challenge last night, 4 to 2.

While the games were close, we should have had a clear, spotless victory since Kotaku alum and Bungie superstar Luke Smith was on our team. I blame, besides our general suckatude, the fact that we never played as a team prior to last night while Giz made the right decision to train as a unit nightly leading up to the event.

Hit the jump for the full report.

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The Pwn Tutor

For duffers, there's the golf pro. Tennis players, of course, have the tennis pro. But gamers? Tom "Tsquared" Taylor has you covered. The 18 year-old Major League Gamer created Gaming-Lessons, a site that offers lessons in Halo 2 and Super Smash Bros. Melee pwnage. Tsquared claims that over 1,000 lessons have been given so far, which range from 15 minute to hour long one-on-one tutorials. Game blog GameSetWatch interviewed Tsquared, who had this to say: More »

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What it's Like to Play Fatal1ty

A writer over on Bona Fide Reviews walks readers through the dangers of making idle claims when you are about to take Fatal1ty head-on in a little Quake 4. John was the first guy picked in a raffle to play against the gamer at CES. Unfortunately, John made the mistake of saying that Fatal1ty wouldn t score a single point against him. More »

Pwnage Zone If only... Sigh. If Hackers Ruled the World 5 [Worth 1000]

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Penny Arcade Vs. Jack Thompson


The well-documented battle between Penny Arcade and bold moron Jack Thomspon might be over. See, Gabe and Tycho probably silenced the blowhard when they donated ten thousand dollars to the Entertainment Software Foundation as a rebuttal to Thompson's promise that he would donate the same amount to Take Two exec Paul Eibeler's favorite charity if the company made a game Thompson outlined. Thompson has since called his suggestion satire. Jonathan Swift, he is not. More »

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Boom Headshot!

I've been slow to buy into the whole Pure Pwnage concept, so I finally sat down and had a little impromptu PP marathon last night. Turns out Pwnage is pretty damn funny. Sure it's a bit goofy, sometimes a little stupid and very gamecentric, but the videos are really started to grow on me. I loved episode 5. Boom headshot, boom headshot. BOOM HEADSHOT! More »