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11/24/09
I could only endure a few seconds of who knows what that is.
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"I made a picture called Super Mario Bros., and my six-year-old son at the time -- he's now 18 -- he said, 'Dad, I think you're probably a pretty good actor, but why did you play that terrible guy King Koopa in Super Mario Bros.?' and I said, 'Well Henry, I did that so you could have shoes,' and he said, 'Dad, I don't need shoes that badly.'"
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Yeah, I know it sucks - it's just one of those movies that are so far down the spectrum of 'GOD-AWFUL', that they make a full revolution and end up at 'GOD-AWESOME'.
Just like the original Street Fighter movie. One which has come out on Blu-Ray, and I will be getting.
08/09/09
08/10/09
Maybe next time, cut back on the insults, my good chum.
08/09/09
And I saw the Mario movie, all of it, 3 times now...
Does that count, or do i have to watch one of the links? Bah, I'll check the Shaq Fu one...
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He skips all the battles, that sucks. That doesn't help me at all...
Lasted 4 minutes.
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Idiots
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It's gives this crazy notion that you don't have to click the link n view them clips. heck you don't even have to visit Kotaku on the weekend. Just pretend it does shut down for the weekend
08/09/09
08/09/09
*sigh*
You guys, star commenters aren't supposed to respond to troll bullshit like this. Replying to someone automatically promotes his comment, and even though you get to tell him off you ultimately give attention to the attention whore.
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I hate it when it also auto-promotes all the way up the thread, so i reply to one it sticks my name under everybody elses comment
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08/10/09
That said, I kinda feel that this is what entices Hollywood, when they aim for ripping off other storylines, emphasize on just action, and have no plot whatsoever (An example is this past weekend's blockbuster movie - Knock Off Toy's: Men In Spandex and Plastic.
Sadly, between Knock Off Toys - Men In Spandex and Plastic, and Knock Off Toys - Micheal Bay's Go Bot Second Stringers, this Turkish Movie might've sealed our movie going fate.
08/09/09
Poor guys.
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Then punch him in the stomach.
08/09/09
This is a great link for anyone who thinks it was a bad movie... [www.destructoid.com]
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08/09/09
I love how when they have the various Zelda-themed items morphing into cereal pieces, Link's piece is so ridiculously off from his sprite. I mean, it's like the opposite of green, has horns, no sword, and looks like a demonic Stay-puff Teddy, or something.
08/08/09
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08/08/09
umm.... rawrr?
lol
08/08/09
But if you grew up with nintendo it is probably pure EPIC WIN.
08/08/09
And you're right, I find this awesome! :D
08/08/09
* Generation X is the generation generally defined as those born after the baby boom ended[3][4], extending from the early-to-mid 1960s to late 1970s. They connected to the pop culture of the 1980s to the early 1990s they grew up in.[5] Other names used interchangeably with Generation X are Reagan Generation, 13th Generation, and Baby Busters. Most of this generation are children of The Baby Boomers and The Silent Generation.
* Generation Z are children, born from somewhere in the mid-1990s to the present, but some are claimed to born as early as 1991. Somewhere around early 2000 spawned Generation Q, also named the Quiet Generation, was commonly referred to in conjunction with the internet boom of the late 90s as part of the internet age[13]. This brief generation was specifically referred to computer gaming, film and entertainment combined with pop culture.
08/08/09
"Generation Y is the generation following Generation X, especially people born between 1981 to 1992. People born in the early 1990s are also included, but have some characteristics of digital natives. The generation is defined as the children of the Baby Boomer generation."
We've had more references than that too, including the "MTV Generation," the "Nintendo Generation," and "the Generation that had all the cheesy cool stuff you see on Kotaku."
'83 here, first class of the new millennium I am!