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more about #wiisports PapaBear434: I always loved the Weekly World News. It was like "The Onion" decades before the internet. Keep doing your thing, WWN. more » Jon: Got this for my dad this christmas... more » CoV_Mike: This just in: breathing is dangerous. Government officials advise laying in the fetal position and waiting for death. Honestly, wii boxing is about a... more » mcderek3000: They engaged in "30s style boxing"? Clearly, we should sue the 1930s! Oh sure, they're all fun 'portrayals of poor families in Harlem' and 'period cl... more » Chromeo is just Chromeo again: I heard the world's most obese man received Wii Fit from his wife, world's smallest woman. Now he's lost the weight, and has divorced her...(more on ... more » Chowderholic: This should be the plot for the next Two and a Half Men episode...! more » JackC8: The aliens are abducting our cheerleaders now? That's it, we need some planetary defense lasers - right now! more » (Starman) NONAME: So it means when I turn on the Wii and try to play Wii Sports Boxing, I'm gonna turn into a drunken-looking Charlie Sheen? *weeps* more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: So, Weekly Worlnion News more » ShaggE: Cracking Eggs Of Wisdom: WWN is to tabloids what The Onion is to "straight" news. They've always had their tongues planted firmly in cheek. more » Baguette: He lost? Does that mean he's the half man in that show of his? more » QualityJeverage: I've got a years-old issue of WWN in my closet somewhere...It included such stories as a gay love affair between Sadam and Osama Bin Laden, a secret p... more » Archaotic: Wait, Weekly World News still exists? I thought that thing got put to death years ago. more » Alluvian_Est-Endrati: This just in! All bodily motions are now deemed "dangerous" and a hazard to public health, stay tuned for more breaking news! more » Outkastprince: Thank you Owen for posting this article. Someone had to stand up and tell the gaming community how dire things are becoming with Wii boxing. I have h... more » Win Laik Pya: Oh wow, i thought WWN was done! I heard they had stopped publishing. Maybe that was just the print publication. Or maybe that too was a joke by WWN..... more » excel_excel: Ah Wii Boxing is fun, but Punch-Out, now thats a game to argue over whether its realistic or not. more » Gyaruson: My (middle) name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die. more » Karlott: Isn't swinging the Wiimote around hard in all that tight leather, Rob dude? more » Orionsaint: A lot of people don't know that Rob Halford was in Pole Position. Literally!, But I think he was facing the wrong way. more » -
#bs
Tabloid's Most Outrageous Claim Ever: Wii Boxing is "Dangerously Lifelike"
Hey, you know what makes a domestic violence arrest funny and lighthearted? Wii Boxing. At least according to one supermarket tabloid's interpretation of what went down between Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller. More » -
#music
Judas Priest Warms Up With Nintendo
The pre-concert ritual for metal rockers Judas Priest? Wii Sports. More » -
#study
Wii Fit And Wii Sports Exercise Weighed And Measured
A new study has determined which Wii Fit and Wii Sports activities actually qualify as moderate intensity exercise, as defined by the American Heart Association. Are you actually exercising? More » -
#creativemarketing
Kaiser Permanente Has Wii Sports On Its Mind
What better way for insurance company Kaiser Permanente to promote a healthy lifestyle than strapping television monitors playing Wii Sports to the heads of its marketing team? More » -
#ruhroh
OK, This Wiimote Mishap? We're Calling Not Fake.
That infamous "Mama!!!" video where the Wiimote destroys the flat-screen has been endlessly debated: staged or real? In this, it's safe to assume the Home Shopping Network did not intend to smash its own TV showing off Wii Tennis. More » -
#nintendo
How Many Hours People Play Sports Games On Wii (Go, Madden)
People buy sports on the Wii, the only console currently bundled with a sports-based video game. But how much do they play these things? And how do the Maddens, the fishing games and the mighty Wii Fit rate? More » -
#politicians
Newt Gingrich Needs Tips on Wii Sports
Newt Gingrich, putative presidential candidate (and in his party, who isn't?) is getting his ass handed to him by a 7-year-old in Wii bowling and has asked for your help, More » -
#nintendo
New Life Sales For Wii Fit, Mario Kart Wii, Wii Sports
Kyoto-based Nintendo Co., Ltd. has released sales data for its biggest selling titles during the April - June 2009 quarter. Let's have a look. More » -
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#nintendo
Wii Bowling Leagues Taking Over Chicago
Wii bowling has been all the rage at retirement homes pretty much since the Wii started selling with Wii Sports packed in, which was day one. More » -
#study
Study Touts Calorie-Burn Benefits of Exergaming
A study published online by the journal Pediatrics finds that exergaming -in this case DDR and Wii Sports' bowling and boxing - provide as much or more activity than a brisk or intense walking pace. More » -
#opinion
33 Months Of Motion Control, The Wii's Hidden Struggle
The Wii Revolution has succeeded. Everyone knows this. What was once doubted and mocked now dominates and broadly entertains. But a major Wii struggle, made relevant again by the pending release of Wii Sports Resort, has hidden in plain sight. More » -
#shigerumiyamoto
Why Golf Is In Wii Sports Resort
Originally, Wii Sports Resort did not include a golf game. But it ended up in Wii Sports Resorts only after Miyamoto mistakenly said it would be in the game. More » -
#nintendo
How Many Hours People Play Nintendo's Wii Games (Sorry, Donkey Kong)
Never mind what's at the bottom of this barrel, here's a list of 29 Wii games from Nintendo and the amount of hours people play them, per gamer. More » -
#preview
Wii Sports Resort Preview: Motion Game Of The Year?
Nintendo's sequel to a game nobody thought needed a sequel is out next month, is impressive and could be the best thing for hardcore gamers on the Wii since, what, Metroid? More » -
#rumor
Hearsay: Wii Fit Plus Dated in Europe?
If Nintendo's exergaming success hacks you off, might want to stop here. A screen shot from a game shop out in Amsterdam says "Wii Fit Plus" is on the way mid-November. More » -
#wiisports
Improv Act Seeks "Wiimbledon" Champ
"Wiimbledon Champion" looks great on a resume, especially if whomever's reading it thinks it's just a typo. An improv troupe is putting the title up for grabs in a tournament next month in Seattle. More » -
#wii
Kate Winslet, Golden Globe Winner, Finds Wii Sports Boxing Hilarious
Celebrities! They're just like us! With the exception of the fact that they're still regularly playing Wii Sports boxing, that is. Take Kate Winslet, for example, Wii Sports aficionado and winner of two Golden Globes. More » -
#tweens
CES 09: Wii Accessory Maker Offers New Pink Things For Girls
Good news, girls. You're getting new pink things! Technology is moving forward for things that girls like and we have proof from this year's Consumer Electronics Show. Remember when all this stuff was white? More » -
#thefirstconsole
Barack Obama Backs The Wii
Sure, video games are raising our children and you can't vote with a Wii remote. Now that the voting is over, President-elect Obama finds time to kick back with a little Wii Sports bowling.
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#wiiknee
Wii Injury Arrives in Time for Holidays
Researchers at two different institutions in the UK have identified an injury, and an increase in its incidence, associated with playing the Wii. More »
