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more about #uweboll Bokusatsu_Tenshi: The only Alone in the Dark that I really liked... more » NeVeRMoRe666: I like how the "Unrated" tag is featured prominently on the cover of the poster as a selling point of the movie. Doesn't "unrated" mean just that? Li... more » BxB402: That thing in the jar must be the magic bean Uwe Boll got from Satan in exchange for his writing and directing ability. more » HatchC2: I'm not quite sure what it says about a movie when its predecessor's director, Uwe Boll, can't even be bothered to stay on. I guess "it sucks." more » TRT-X: Why would a third movie confirm a third game...the first two movies from what I saw had nothing to do with the games to begin with. more » Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition: I'll take this over New Moon. more » monsterblues: I worked as Lead Animator on BloodRayne 2. We did our best to make a fun hack-n-slash game. While the game was fun to work on, I couldn't stomach work... more » BallPtPenTheif: Why doesn't he just make the plunge and just shoot porn? Seriously, what is the agenda behind his work? more » PapaBear434: Now come on, dude, the BloodRayne games weren't without their cool features. I loved playing both of them. The story was cheesy and kind of cliche, ... more » boscosticks: It is sad to see the film industry like this. In 60 years this time period will be made fun of in film history books. more » Moonshadow101: To be fair, the metacritic page you linked to shows some not-too-terrible scores. I mean, if 65 is the lowest you can go, then there are worse things... more » Cloud_Hiro: can we pool or efforts to make it illegal of Boll to make any more films? or something else that'll come to that effect? pretty please? more » buddhathing: I personally find Uwe Boll to be entertaining. He's kind of like Ed Wood and Gary Busey all rolled into a garish, cheap and obnoxious package. I mean,... more » mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: I think you should've used a turd "reference" or mention of fecal matter in strategic locations in this article, Owen. It would've made an article abo... more » jayntampa: I wouldn't mind another Bloodrayne game ... there was some potential there, and I had enough fun with them for what they were. There is no reason on ... more » OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: He is making a movie about the conflict in Darfur. [en.wikipedia.org]) Haven't they suffered enough? more » Fieldy: Are the Bloodrayne games really that unpopular? I mean, sure, they're nothing really impressive, and while I never played the sequel, I remember play... more » Adhominem: how does Uwe keep getting funding? wtf more » WhiteMåge is in fact a boy, damnit: So am I right when I assume that Uwe Boll is some shitty filmmaker who can't even come up with original dieas, so he steals plots from video games and... more » ipitydatfu: kristanna loken is so hotttt. i'd give her all my tuition money to spend a night with her more » -
#oddities
Alone in the Dark II Finally Getting U.S. Release
The last we heard about the second Alone in the Dark movie, Alone in the Dark II, was way back in 2007 when it was announced that actors Lance Henriksen and Danny Trejo would be appearing in the flick. More » -
#ruhroh
Let's Hope This Doesn't Confirm a Bloodrayne Game Sequel
Uwe Boll is alleged to be committing second-degree filmmaking again, this time as a sequel to his last Bloodrayne film, with or without a sequel to the actual video game. More » -
#clips
Far Cry Trailer Does Not Make Us Cry
Released in Germany back in 2008, Uwe Boll's cinematic adaptation of the video game Far Cry is now making its way to home video. Here's the DVD trailer, recently posted by IGN. More » -
#really
Uwe Boll Signing Stuff This Weekend
Now's your chance! Round up your copies of movies BloodRayne, House of the Dead and Postal and hand them over to Uwe Boll. More » -
#pc
Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats Game Now on Steam
Reader Dean reminds us that Uwe Boll's Tunnel Rats went on sale on Friday on Steam. More » -
#movies
Uwe Boll Wins Big At Weekend Movie Awards
The Oscars? Hah! Anyone can win an Oscar. And the show itself, gah, it's so boring. The Razzies, though, a night honouring the worst in Hollywood, well, now we're talking. More » -
#postal
Postal "Actress" Advances in American Idol
The best part of American Idol is when someone overcomes their disadvantaged past and advances to Hollywood. This year, that person is Jackie Tohn, and her disadvantage is an actingcreditblame in Postal. More » -
#uweboll
Uwe Boll's Razzie Acceptance Speech
OK, so the Golden Raspberry Award winners haven't really been announced yet and even if Uwe Boll swept the infamous bad film awards, I doubt even he would have an acceptance speech. More » -
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#thebollcut
Uwe Boll Receives Four Razzie Nominations
The Golden Raspberry Awards are the anti-Oscars, celebrating the worst that film has to offer, so it comes as no surprise that our favorite video game movie director Uwe Boll be nominated for four. More » -
#parody
Uwe Boll's Contra: Even Better Than The Real Thing
Prepare to be Contra'd, because this trailer for Uwe Boll's Contra packs so much Contra into one minute and fifty-three seconds that you'll think you're at a Contra convention. Don't worry, it's a joke! More » -
#youllshootyoureyesout
Spend Two Days With Uwe Boll In LA This Week
Whether you are morbidly curious or just a glutton for punishment, there's no finer place to be in Los Angeles on Wednesday and Thursday than the Uwe Boll Film Festival at the Downtown Independent. More » -
#movies
Watch Uwe Boll: The Movie Right Now
German filmmaker Fabian Hübner picks the brain of Uwe Boll for over 50 minutes in Visiting Uwe. If you've ever wanted to learn more about the man behind the movies, well, now's your chance. More » -
#hollywood
Two Hundred Leave Free Postal Screening
Approximately 200 theatergoers walked out of a free Postal screening in New Jersey last Friday. While Hoboken Mayor David Roberts refused to attend the screening, he stated that he did not like the film's 9/11-style attack gag and added that it was "too soon to mock a plane going into the World Trade Center." According to Boll: More »
