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more about #unboxing mariospants: Holy f*ck what a great article. Well-written, funny as shit, educational even. Can we continue this style of review (i.e. for really shitty games) ple... more » NotTheOtherBob: Achievement Unlocked: Love Handles #kfc more » D-K The Grey: One of your best articles yet, Owen. #kfc more » sirsonik: I'm going to assume this has no replay value....or does it? Maybe it tastes better the second time =O #kfc more » Baguette: You seemed to miss an important detail on this review. What about the drink? #kfc more » (Starman) NONAME: Pah, Owen, I say PAH!! We all know Popeyes is the superior eating platform of choice when it comes to fast food chicken. #kfc more » Super Violent St. Cannon- GOTY Edition: This is the best review I've read all year. #kfc more » WoulfeLoung: Picked one up the night before it started, actually. He gave me the large, but I made him search for the cup with the player on it. Also didn't get th... more » dibbitydan: This review was fucking excellent. Loved: Updated ratings system Helpful eating tips Visual aids Hated: Remaining ambiguity about bone/boneless wing... more » RockyRan: "The KFC Madden Box also comes in a standard $5 version and a $7 special edition that, while it doesn't include night vision goggles, is packed with e... more » Cynical1: Wait a second... Owen, you're in springfield? I'm in Eugene. I will totally buy you beer. Ninkasi, on tap. That's how from Eugene I am. #kfc more » Shibbs: Hey Owen, Medford's KFC isn't any better, I tried the GH:WT one last year, they didn't even put everything into the damned thing. Gypped to the max. #kfc more » Hardcore: Now I myself don't prefer KFC due to the fact that high school dropouts work at it, and the quality of their education shows in their work. The food i... more » maraxusofk: "is packed with enough pupil-dilating sodium you'll see in the dark on your own" "Eaten until regretted." Thank goodness I don't have to wait until ... more » Zhris: I know how thorough Kotaku strives to be in it's reviews... but I think in this instance we can skip the pics of the DLC that I presume will 'leak' in... more » brosef.foulks: As a worker at KFC, I can confirm Owen's suspicions about the profits being made on the Fill-up Boxes. Heck, our 'Mega Jug' (half gallon) of soda cost... more » PSWii2008: Did you know, Owen, a study came out recently that said diet sodas are more likely to kill your kidneys than regular sodas? I'm not a big fan of most ... more » Vylen: A review of the special packaging (box and collectors cup) is missing.. which i would've thought would be an important aspect of this review given the... more » Firecrest: While it was a truly extensive review, Owen seemingly skipped on the additional replay value that comes from the new game+ following digestion, where ... more » ithyphallus, bonks morrigan: this meal is about a 7.8 #kfc more » -
#blorf
KFC Madden NFL Box Unboxing and Review
On the heels of 2008's Guitar Hero: World Tour KFC Fully Loaded Box Meal, this year the purveyor of alleged poultry allegedly from the Bluegrass State has teamed up with EA Sports for the KFC Madden NFL Box. More » -
#unboxing
Fairytale Fights The Elaborate Uboxening
About the only thing I didn't find in my elaborate collector's edition of Fairytale Fights that I expected to find but didn't is the severed head of a gnome. More » -
#unboxing
NBA 2K10's 10th Anniversary Edition
Sports unboxings are kind of a rare breed; some version of the major game comes out every year. But this is the 10th Anniversary of 2K Sports' NBA title, and they celebrate in style with this special edition. More » -
#guitarherovanhalen
A First Look at Guitar Hero: Van Halen
Those who ordered Guitar Hero 5 in September and took advantage of the free Guitar Hero: Van Halen offer are starting to get their game in the mail, offering a peek at something that's flown under the radar until now. More » -
#covenantplasmapistols
Halo 3 Plasma Pistols
I received a box set of Halo 3 Covenant Plasma Pistols in the mail yesterday. The two guns and two targets are sold together as a Halo-themed laser pursuit game. I haven't had a chance to play yet (that's for this weekend), but they seem like they're pretty well put together and have a nice set of rules backing them. For instance you can fire off super shots with the gun by holding down the trigger for a few. You can also run out of ammo and shield. I'll make sure to update everyone on Monday about how they worked out. In the meantime check out the unboxing. More » -
#metalgearsolid4
UPDATED — Opening Gameplay and MGS4 Unboxing, Start Menu Videos
UPDATE: the above is claimed to be the first nine minutes of gameplay in Metal Gear Solid 4. More » -
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#mariokartwii
Mario Kart Wii in the House
The FedEx guy just dropped Mario Kart Wii off at my house. I think my son is going to faint when he comes home. The timing is perfect. It gives me something to play with him until Grand Theft Auto arrives and I disappear from his life for several weeks. More » -
#unboxing
Kaketaku In the House, Unboxing
Late last night this showed up on my doorstep, the fabulous pink and green Kotaku cake. I'll post up my impressions in a bit, but for now here's some sexy unboxing shots. Thank God Jason isn't around, I don't think it would survive a pantsing. More »
