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more about #torturedevices Antiterra: Ha-ha, I love the little dig at the Edge dickface. (Remember, kids, "dickface" is not an insult when the person's face looks like a phallus.) more » excel_excel: If parents are that concerned about what children are doing on home video-game consoles, the chances are they don't have a console or have one with on... more » Michael Dukakis: Think of the children! ... wait a sec, screw that. more » Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!: "Timmy, why does the Xbox have two power cords now?" "Uh, that's for powering the internet" "Oh, ok" more » Paradox me: So we have Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon and Billy Mays - All whom have passed this week despite doing great things, and these people co... more » AlexBadger's hat makes him look flyeth: Yeah, way to go, invent a device that could damage your console(s) by cutting the power, possibly corrupting saves, all because parents don't know how... more » Bruticus: This geezer's not wily enough to outsmart the youngins. more » Bricked: Now that Billy Mays is dead, there ain't no one that can sell this for shit. more » -
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Atari Puffer: The Wii Fit of 1982
Tucked into Boing Boing's look at the timeline of fitness gaming controls is something called the "Atari Puffer." It went unreleased because of the video game crash, but it sounds like, well, a blocky game representation of off-camera work in the porn industry. It actually was some kind of exercise bike you plugged into the 2600. More » -
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Kids Won't Listen? Sic BOB on 'Em
Parents! Do you lack all authority to control your child's video game playing? Do you lack opposable thumbs, or an appendage suitable for TURNING OFF THE TELEVISION???? Well, fortunately for you, now there's BOB More »
