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more about #theonion Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Awesome! Can't wait! :P Did Onion do this with real Inifinity Ward employees? #modernwarfare2 more » TRT-X: Haven't had a chance to watch this yet...but did they go with the obvious peripheral joke? #modernwarfare2 more » StevenRafael: Ah, I remember my days of picking up cigarette butts around base. This game is definitely for me! #modernwarfare2 more » CustomFirmware: What, no basketball mini-game? #modernwarfare2 more » 1Mystic-G: Oddly enough there are already Milsims and some are actually decent to play. I guess console gamers must be unaware of them since developers arcade it... more » emwurst: Excellently done, lol. It's cool that they got Infinity Ward to develop those boring scenes, akin to how Blizzard animated for the South Park episode ... more » Archaotic: I wonder if it has brand new unprovoked civilian casualties, post traumatic stress disorder and broken military families as features too! Seriously, ... more » Shiryu: They need to bring Mutant League back! more » Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire: Are you serious? So all this time big breasted women in games were in because of technological drawbacks? Huh... And I though it was because the deve... more » Captain McNinja ಠ_ಠ: This technology is years away. I'll be in a flying car being served hand and foot by a talking robot before this ever happens. Silly Onion! more » Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: Man I fucking love the Onion. My fav by far is the youtube "actually good" contest. more » TaylorEatWorld: Is it weird I prefer A low B or a small C? Does this make me unmanly? more » Rumungus Heliotrope III: HAHAHA! So true. People who like FPS's really are ignorant shits. more » T-DoggIsTheLick: The cliché game plot & dialog... OK, I get it, kinda funny. Shooting people in the face... Not so funny IMO. more » D Mitsuki, Gotta have guts kid!: This game fucking sucks. Boring dialogue and then red screens then boring dialogue then red screens then more boring shit. What the fuck??!?! more » nick_gc: I find it funny that I don't find this funny at all. more » Sparkimus Prime: That poor horse....i shot him...i shot him dead. more » (Zombie) Jölan: Psh-tosh, there is red in that game art. Everyone knows theres no color in next-gen FPS games. more » Gorilla Snow is Maximum Risky: Does it have a curse word for every sentence the protagonist spouts in order to come off as 'mature'? more » -MasterDex-: ONN ftw! I lol'd. I can imagine Faux News picking this up thinking this is really coming out on one of the consoles. more » -
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The Onion Reveals Modern Warfare 3
Modern Warfare 2 is nice and all, but The Onion has the scoop on Modern Warfare 3 - the most realistic military experience ever created. More » -
#cybersports
Cyberball 2073 Season In Doubt, Says Robot Player's Union
Bad news for robot football fans, as The Onion is reporting that the 2073 season of Cyberball may be in danger of not happening at all, according to the ICBL Robot Players Union. [The Onion] -
#humor
The Onion Breaks News On Amazing "Smaller Breast" Rendering Tech
In the Onion version of the universe, the Consumer Electronics Show is happening right now. The show's most important development? The announcement of new technology that can "render average-sized breasts on female video game characters." More » -
#theonion
Shooting People In The Face FPS
The Onion, your news source, has a brand new clip up for the most inventive first-person-shooter we've ever seen. Ever. Called Close Range, the game has players shoot people in the face. More » -
#humor
The Onion Previews Punch-Out!! Documentary We Wish Existed
Is there some special video game issue of The Onion currently in print? Because not only did the humor publication skewer game violence this week, it also poked at Super Mario Bros. and, now, Punch-Out!!. More » -
#humor
The Onion Asks: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Our Kids For The Apocalypse?
Video games can be beneficial. They better our children's hand-eye coordination, spatial relationship understanding and teach the basics of strategy. But are they doing enough to prepare them for a nuclear future and zombie infestations? More » -
