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more about #supermariobros more comments → fozfan33: i thought it was a chicken more » gordiehowe5: I think I just shit my pants. more » Cookie: Why is everyone determined to turn Mario's nemeses into creepy monsters! Birdo does not shoot fetuses from her face! Mushrooms aren't sad, and they do... more » (Starman) Starman: Can you all say, "Gingivitis"? more » Parrotman01: I'm just wondering why he's bleeding so much. That's the thing that's creeping me the most. more » Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire: Real life Mario would be sooo much more creepier. Where are the arms? more » RidleyTJN: I know this is really minor but the Bullet Bills with the Teeth on them and no arms are actually Banzai Bills. Bullet Bills have no mouth and arms. Ni... more » dracosummoner: That's creepy. That's really, really creepy. And it's got me wondering what an "American McGee's Alice" version of Mario would look like. more » mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: I'm playing Dead Space right now, and I find this infinitely more disturbing. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: So much discussion over semantics here... To people defending art as a concept: Whenever you read someone saying "this isn't art", just accept that h... more » fozfan33: this is what i want a high def next gen mario game to look like, and id love a story while your at it... more » TRT-X: I was the winning bidder once for a Blue Shell prop on eBay. But when it finally got to my door the thing just blew up and took my house with it. I ... more » Taggart6 is Tiger Woods Mistress 342: Dear lord that is going to give me nightmares. more » Witzbold: To further my feelings about this cute rendition of our favorite power up. more » NeVeRMoRe666: It's pretty disturbing when you consider the fact that Mario eats these things. How many dishes can you count where your food stares back at you? more » -
#screengrab
Anatomically Incorrect Bullet Bill
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#culture
This Super Mario Bros. Mushroom May Be *Too* Realistic
Can't say I'm much of a fan of the mushroom. And were I in need of a height-doubling fungi in order to save a kidnapped princess, I might have a hard time swallowing this disturbingly realistic Super Mario Bros.-style mushroom. More » -
#art
The Meaning Of Super Mario Clouds
The work of technology artist Cory Arcangel, a bit well-known for his Super Mario Bros. art/hack seven years ago, is part of an exhibit running in London. The artist reflected on what his Mario-with-just-clouds means, at least, to him. More » -
#mario
Mario Theme: One-Hand Me, Good Sir!
Here's a virtuoso piano performance of the Super Mario Bros. theme - using one hand. If I'd remembered anything from my piano lessons beyond playing Old MacDonald on the black keys, I could probably describe how difficult this is. More » -
#historylesson
The Life and Times of Luigi
If you ever wanted to know why Luigi is thinner than Mario or how he bears living in the shadow of his older brother, this exhaustively researched article over on GamesRadar's got you covered. More » -
#mods
Original World 1-1 Recreated in New Super Mario Bros. Wii
New Super Mario Bros. Wii has barely been out 48 hours, already there's a level editors for it, and already someone's rebuilt World 1-1 from the original Super Mario Bros. More » -
#clips
"Look Out, He's Got A Piece!" — Half-Life 2 Mods Mario, Castlevania
From all-new video games to fabulous cakes, the Super Mario Bros. and Castlevania games get lots of makeovers from fans and developers alike. Here are two more machinima renditions to add to the list. More » -
#supermariobros
So, Get New Super Mario Bros. Wii Yet?
Gotta say, I rather dig these Sunday launches for Nintendo titles. I'm sure preachers and the NFL don't, but whatever. New Super Mario Bros. Wii is out today, and those who picked it up are probably itching to tell someone. More » -
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#video
Laser Engraver Blasts Out Super Mario Theme
Well, not with its laser, with its motors. Hacklab, a Canadian mod collective, wrote some code to make it happen a while back, but it sounded a little too perfect. The guy who shot this confirms it is real. More » -
#event
World Store Launches New Super Mario Bros. Wii This Afternoon
Friendly reminder to those in the vicinity of New York City - Nintendo's World Store is throwing a launch party beginning in a couple hours (3 p.m. US Eastern time) for New Super Mario Bros. Wii. More » -
#what
Oh No! Mario & Luigi Wanted For Assaulting NY Cabbie
With New Super Mario Bros. Wii hitting this weekend, you'd think the bros would be on their best behavior. But cops are on the lookout for Mario and Luigi following an assault on a New York cabbie. More » -
#event
Party at the Mushroom Kingdom, New York
Don't forget: One of Nintendo's biggest game launches this year will be turning the Nintendo World Store into Mushroom Kingdom this weekend. More » -
#art
Build A Mario Church For This Window
Stained glass is something Jewish kids can enjoy while guesting in their Catholic friends' cathedrals (like what happened to me on Sundays after sleepovers). If only all stained glass windows were this geeky. More » -
#bummer
Dennis Hopper Has Cancer
The actor who voiced Steve Scott in Grand Theft Auto: Vice City and played King Koopa in that ill-conceived Super Mario Bros. movie has prostate cancer, the Associated Press reports. More » -
#culture
Amazing Mario Tanooki Suit Rug
It's times like these, I wish I could crochet instead of half-assedly knit. More » -
#miyamoto
Miyamoto, Asked Why Peach Isn't Playable, Looks to Skirt Issue
Oh, the eminent Nintendo designer still answered the question directly. He just said that Peach's flowing gown would have required different programming to incorporate her as a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. See? Get it? "Skirt issue?" More » -
#halloween
Do I Want To Go As Princess Peach For Halloween?
I resisted going as a video game character for Halloween because cosplayers' homemade duds invariably put mine to shame. But now video game costumes are commercial — so I should get my Peach on. More » -
#whimsy
Toad's Gay? Not That There's Anything Wrong With That ...
Brentalfloss is back at it again, discovering clues to Toad's sexual orientation in the lyrics to the Super Mario Bros. 2. Or at least the ones he made up for it. More » -
#clips
Super Mario Bros. Music On Stepper Motors
Besides being used in robotics, stepper motors were sued to read and write floppy discs back in the day. They can also be programmed to make noise — musical noises. More »
