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more about #statues The Anti-Fanboy: No one seems surprised that the new owner is a 16-year-old girl. o_o more » Killer_WaLrUs: Bullshit. If they were still going to move together, why ditch the statue? Only one reason: shipping fee. Considering the nice quality of the statue, ... more » BillyTheRatKing: Women come and go, but orc statues are forever... more » jacquio: I'd love to use that statue as a disciplinary tool for my kids. "EAT YOUR DAMNED VEGETABLES OR ELSE! Don't make me sic Grom on you!" more » Roart: don't think my comment worked=/ so i'll try again. I'm thinking this was less of a "get rid of the statue or I'm moving to Canada" and infact they we... more » Awesomah Powah!: I have a 6 foot statue of Nobuo Uematsu in my closet. He plays music for me when I can't sleep! what? more » ReynaldoRiv: There's an Ironman Statue in the background! Maybe we misjudged the wife and she just thinks the Orc is hideous? Since the article makes no mention ... more » Leanid: Should put it in his front yard and call it a lawn ornament. Instead of a garden gnome, it's a garden orc. more » Kaddisfly: I'm happy to be with someone who would appreciate that Orc statue. I'm sure she'd limit it to not leaving the man cave though. more » InfernoT: A good woman is hard to find, but a six foot tall orc statue? That's damn near impossible. There's plenty of murlocs in the sea, brother. more » GuardianOfChaos: I think my issue with this is the subject matter as well. Marriage is about compromise sometimes, but I just don't see the problem the Orc statue cau... more » deanbmmv: See if he had got himself a Scottish wife he wouldn't need an Orc statue. more » Jonn: Surprise! This is actually a story about rational people What a tweest! more » relatively_speaking: Their relationship has problems that stem deeper than orc statues. This much is clear and has been established. But what I want to know is how it reac... more » hot_heart: Screw it, I'm going out on the limb with a second (possibly obscure) joke... ORC AYE, THE NOO! more » TRT-X: If you're doing it right, the wife would dress up like the orc for him. ...Or a night elf I guess. more » Manic0892: Wait a minute. Isn't the main issue here that she threatened to leave her husband due to a goddamn statue? I mean, sure, I can understand wanting th... more » JohnnyK9: "This is actually a story about rational people." I think a more rational person would see it as there being billions of fish in the sea but only hun... more » kityglitr: Ugh. Women like this give us all a bad name. Why can't the poor fellow just have a mancave of his own and put the orc in it? It's called a den, or a ... more » hot_heart: He's got to be careful or she'll w-orc all over him. more » -
#wives
Wife or Six-Foot Orc Statue? Warcraft Fan Forced to Choose
The Scottish Sun - "Scottish Newspaper of the Year" mind you - reports that a woman gave her 42-year-old husband an ultimatum: Ditch that six-foot-tall World of Warcraft orc statue, or I move to Canada. Who did he choose? More » -
#toys
Mommy, Where Do Video Game Toys Come From?
There are a lot of video game toys out there. We should know. But did you ever stop to wonder, amidst all the yearning and admiration for a hunk of painted vinyl, just where it came from? More » -
#playstationhome
Nice Modern Warfare 2 Statue, Kotobukiya
Sony may actually have found a meaningful way to get people using PlayStation Home again, at least for a night, by giving away some sweet, sweet Modern Warfare 2 statues. More » -
#toys
Hello, Giant Master Chief Bust
Collectibles company One2One Collectibles have announced they'll be releasing a line of 1:2 scale busts from the Halo universe. That's a big bust. More » -
#toys
Twice The Cammy, Twice The Thong
SOTA toys will in December be releasing two Cammy figures. Not one. Two. One in her original costume, one in her more "formal" uniform. More » -
#toys
Darkstalkers Statue Purrs For Your $300
Sideshow Collectibles show no signs of easing up on their imported gaming statues, with the impending Western release of this Pop Culture Shock piece based on Darkstalker's Felicia. Obviously, your $300 isn't paying for clothing. More » -
#toys
Zangief Statue Won't Win Any Beauty Pageants
The latest in PopCultureShock's line of Street Fighter statues is this Zangief piece, which is as angry, crazy and hairy as you'd expect/hope it to be. Oh, and also as expensive. More » -
#toys
Check Out This Awesome Akuma Statue
Katon Callaway is a busy, busy boy. Not only is he hard at work on God of War III as a character artist, but he's also done a little on the side for SOTA toys, coming up with this amazing Akuma statue. More » -
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#warhammer
Warhammer Online Erects Statues Of Great Players
When asked how he would like to be remembered after his death, comedian Emo Phillips replied "Just by a small family gathering, once a year.. on Emo Phillips Day." More » -
#gearsofwar
Gears Of War: The Over-Priced Statues
Just in case you haven't spent enough money on Gears of War already, along comes these limited edition statues from Mindzeye Studios. And by statues, we mean statues. More » -
#halo
Weta's Fancy Halo Statues
Yeah, Weta are a special effects house (Lord of the Rings, etc), but they're also in the business of selling merch. And when Weta sell merch, they don't do lunchboxes and cheap action figures. They do expensive stuff. This is their upcoming Halo 3 collection, featuring five statues that vary in not only size, but tackiness as well, as they range from the classy to the, well. Tacky. No word on price yet, but here's a hint: they won't be cheap. More »
