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more about #scary billysan: What the hell is up with the ending i don't get it. more » Knoxximus ver. 5.66: IT'SA MEEEEEEEEEEEE! lol! more » (Starman) NONAME: Whoa, where'd Mario get the kickass set of dentures from? more » Sustenance: We had guests this weekend. One of them clogged the toilet so badly before leaving that I began to suspect he had dropped a bottle of pills down there... more » Vishus: I'm surprised they didn't stomp on the turtle. more » Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments...: pretty good I laughed when he tried punching through the roof... haha more » Reavyn29: Can I call and get the female Mario and Luigi instead? more » ploopsy: more » TaylorEatWorld: ..those teeth.. I'm going to stop munching on these Sour Patch Kids now. ...who am I kidding ;_;! more » Culebra: The real life Mario joke has been done to death by now, in every conceivable way. Oh well, I still clicked. more » Surreal_Sunshine: "I will play until the first scary bit, take the game out, and play something with stuffed animals in it." Thank you for letting me know I'm not alone... more » plasticmouse: 7 is crying out for a: So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is "wut r u doing wit my daughter?" U tell ... more » D-K The Grey: How very relevant.. just got off the day-shift, only to find a "dangler" during headcount.. Dead people do not smell good. more » Slagathorian: How come the wii is getting all the sweet horror games? All PS360 owners get is RE5, which was about as scary as..... as..... as something that's .... more » ryoshi: I know it's like the least-important factor in what makes a good game, but DAMN if those aren't some ugly graphics. more » Sharkey1337: I really, really, really hope Dead Space 2 doesn't become too diluted of a sequel since Glen Schofield left for Activision. I know it's just one man g... more » Demonbird: But... None of those games are scary. Dead Space was, the rest are LOL IMMA SLAUGHTER ZOMBIES! #horror more » lolgreg: This game scared the crap out of me as a kid. I'm surprised it didn't break sales records. lul #horror more » KingFrog: Dead Space is pretty much the only game that has scared me in the past five years. Doom 3 is pretty scary too in the beginning, but once you become a... more » DrunkAus: HELL YEA, I friggin loved Dead Space. #horror more » -
#clips
A Real Mario Is A Terrifying Mario
A man calls the plumbing company to complain about the two plumbers sent to fix his pipes, who instead go on a relatively subdued drug-fueled rampage in this College Humor video. More » -
#screens
Reach Out And Touch Someone Dead
New screens from Hudson's Wii horror game Calling show us what happens when AT&T launches the inevitable Dead Friends and Family plan. More » -
#scary
Record Sales For Scary Games, Reuters Dates Dead Space 2
News source Reuters says scary video games are having "a record year as zombies, monsters, demons, and chain-sawing wielding psychos fight against the consoles, making video games the new home of horror for some." More » -
#oddities
Real Creepy Mario Now Talking Real Creepy
Thought it couldn't get creepier than the real life Mario? Oh man, yes it can, yes it can. The freakazoid now moves and, worse yet, talks. The animation was created by Deviant artist Portrix by using "Crazy Talk 5 Pro" to honor the originally, nightmare-inducing Mario. Link below is scary. More » -
#birdo
Scary Fetish Birdo Makes Me Cry
Wow. You know, living in San Francisco for eleven years and attending numerous Gay Pride celebrations and the Folsom Street Fair, I thought I had seen everything. But after seeing this photo which was fished from the muck of 4chan by the lovely tentacled beasts at Ectoplasmosis, I realize I was wrong. Poor Birdo, it's not enough that he/she is sexually confused and had to go through a very public sex change, but now she has been rubber fetishised. For once I am left completely and utterly without words to describe my feelings. Twenty bucks says that's no lady which in this case would be oddly appropriate. More » -
