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more about #santa Seiven: disturbing and creepy only begin to describe that look on her face at the end more » Talleh: That would have been better if she had grenade tagged him from behind. Or maybe hid a grenade in with the cookies. Or maybe shoe the orbital lazer dow... more » Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!: ....Why did she do that? :( more » NoBullet: The blood and milk was a nice touch. more » KamikazeSailor: It'd be funnier if it was an accident or something... like, there's no reason for it... I don't really understand what's happening and it hurts me. more » LllusionX Mailed the Fission: does this mean soulja boi was right about the lancer being for newbs(noobs)? more » jjammerzs: mmmm am I the only one that thought the Gears of War cookie looked appetizing? more » Daisuash can´t comment and doesn´t know why :(: So sad they tried too hard to make this video work and they failed miserably. It´s not funny and makes no sense. FAIL. more » Cochese: Now with moxie.: daughter* more » apz600: I hate moping the floor. more » -
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Here's Why You Should Hide Your Lancer On Christmas Eve
Regardless of whether or not your kids believe in Santa Claus, the point is you can't leave your Lancer just laying around for anyone to play with. This, for example, could happen. More »
