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more about #samusaran abyssion1337: well that's just impressively bad, it was very poorly written, has so many factual cannon problems: it's crap more » yeOldeTimeyGamer: So every woman that does something sort of considered masculine has to be a lesbian, ooo, how original and compelling. more » AlucardsQuest: The notion that Nintendo's greatest character is a lesbian? ... Nah. more » [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal: Unfunny, unintelligent, and border line mockery of a serious issue. more » (DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD: Well *my* fanfic has Samus trying to come out of her suit. >_> Her Zero suit :) more » Deaf Mute: Independent woman = Lesbian? more » octaslash: Okay, I'm starting my own slash fiction. Once upon a time... more » -
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McSweeney's Outs Samus Aran, Fanfics Gay Marriage Rant
Normally, we'd recommend just about any piece of fan fiction that begins with Metroid bounty hunter Samus Aran coming out of the closet. But McSweeney's satirical rant from the Zebes native isn't even remotely sexy. More »

