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more about #samus GohanGVO: There is no epic golfclap GIF epic enough to properly illustrate this epic moment. EPIC. WIN. :3 more » Tenshigure: The thing that most non-parents fail to realize is that kids are INCREDIBLY smart. Another thing is what a good number of "regular" American parents f... more » excel_excel: Oh my god, when he asked what does Sackboy do and she shook her head crazily smiling, that was the funniest most cute thing I've ever seen!! more » excel_excel: All together now!....awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! Fucking so cute! more » Seiven: OMG cutest flash card reading ever...I love the last one more » NoBullet: XD @ sackboy more » slorkluk: Kinda sad really. They should be teaching their child something useful instead of gaming characters. With a gifted child like that, they shouldn't be ... more » Mister Jack urges you to buy Machinarium: I hope she didn't learn that what Sackboy does is slap the hell out of all the other sackboys. more » Nexus6: Now thats next gen. more » CrimsonFox13: Haha! "What does sackboy do?" *Shakes head* Epic win XD more » Str8_Jihadin: All while eating an Oreo Fucking amazing more » BountyHead: I love it. Pika pika! more » HenryHSH: Very cute. more » Clarke: My kid knew his ABC's before kindergarten. Oh yeah? Well my kid knew all the characters from Metal Gear Solid before preschool. more » -
#clips
This One-Year Child Is Game Character Genius (Watch!)
Here baby Melodie shows off her very extensive knowledge of game characters. So amazing. So cute. -
#metroid
Metroid Prime Phazon Suit Statue
First 4 Figures have done very good things with the Metroid license, from the classic Varia Suit to the sexy Zero Suit Samus, but their latest creation leaves their previous efforts in the dark. Phazon Suit Samus. Being infected with a glowing mutagen has never looked so good! More » -
#zombies
Peach, Samus Return To Feast Upon The Living
Peach and Samus? Hot. But Peach and Samus...dead? Then reanimated, and driven by a hunger for the flesh of the living? Not ho-....ah, who am I kidding. Still hot. Maybe even hotter. Samus is obviously above, with Peach after the jump, because she may be NSFW. Things look awfully decomposed down there. Still not 100% sure. More » -
