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more about #pics getlefty: I work for Home Depot's MET and travel to 7 different stores. I've seen some pretty cool apron artwork. Brock from Venture Brothers on an apron instan... more » sevaeLdaeD: I work at home depot and helped set up a balloon arch for Halloween. Obviously the ones on the actual arch are no good, but I tried to make it obvious... more » N●Gage Croal is applying for Mann Co.: Thanks for the suggestion, sir... but I really don't need huge, green pipes in my house. Nor do I need brown bricks. #screengrab more » aarchadspaypal: Goddamnit I hate Home Depot. Their staff always harasses me for extra parts or stuff I don't need, and they keep asking me for warranties. Fuck them. ... more » spiderweb1986: This is COMPLETELY INACCURATE. The clouds and bushes aren't identical. Gosh! #screengrab more » MonsterKingRen: man that goomba is all fuck mario 1, i'm from mario 3 bitches #screengrab more » irishpnk323: lol omg thank you guys so much for the comments, i have alot more aprons over at lastlaughink.blogspot.com more » (Santa) Goldwings: Fail. I mean Mario has never unclogged a backed up toilet before and lacks a certain line that appears in the midsection of his body (the line running... more » Raynre: Mario widescreen! #screengrab more » (Starman) #number257: Well face deformation is what happens to bad Goombas that sniff paint thinner, that's a big no-no! #screengrab more » mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Or if you're looking for cute girls, there's one on Aisle 10. #screengrab more » Slanzinger: Title reminds me of something. One of my housemates is part of the karate society at university. He told me about this short-ish Italian guy with dark... more » GohanGVO: I never knew that a Big Head cheat existed in SMB. #screengrab more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Easiest Mario Level ever? Send it to this guy: [xspblog.com] #screengrab more » D-K The Grey: Move along.. more » TVs_Frank: What a poor choice of screengrab. Not a single pipe in that pic! #screengrab more » Bialia: Pssht. You can't buy the materials for those stairs at home depot. This is patently false! Everyone knows the stairs are made from Caramilk bars. more » DugDawg: ***** Possible Spoilers***** I want the ninja version of Claptrap teased at the end of the game. P.S., Was anyone else bummed that ninja Claptrap was... more » Seiven: "I'm dancin' I'm DANCIN'!!!" this little guy, annoying at first, has carved out a little spot in my heart the first time I repaired one and he starte... more » InsertBullets: I still can't help but laugh when I hear that "look at me I'm dancin!" #borderlands more » -
#screengrab
Oonce ... Oonce ... Oonce ... C'mon, Check Me Out!
Life-Size Claptrap from Borderlands, as Tweeted by Gearbox's Mikey Neumann [via Hot Blooded Gaming] -
#screengrab
Miyamoto's Wii Measure
Kotaku reader phNord's concept based on Shigeru Miyamoto's recently confessed fetish. -
#maddennfl10
Madden Launch: It Happens Every Year
Last night the Springfield, Ore., Game Crazy treated about a dozen people to tailgate food and a Madden tournament. Despite the hype, the launch memories many of them shared had little to do with the highest-selling franchise of all time. More » -
#pictureshow
Which Game Character Would Star in the Game of Your Life?
Stealing a page from Jezebel (and GameSpy), I'd love to hear which game character would play you in the video game of your life. More » -
#finalfantasyxiii
Signs of Snow in Downtown L.A.
Last year this building - around the block from E3 - was plastered with Robert Downey Jr. in blackface for "Tropic Thunder." Now it sports the visage ofBret MichaelsSnow from Final Fantasy XIII. More » -
#streetfighter
SF Flowchart: All Roads Lead to Shoryuken
This incredibly deep flowchart nails the entire spectrum of decision-making Ken presents to 98.7 percent of those who play Street Fighter - especially jump backwards-Hadouken! More » -
#craftsoverhere
Left 4 Dead Means Close-Knit Zombies
What is it with gamer girls sewing gifts for their guys? Sounds like arts-and-crafts meets Stockholm syndrome. Reader Alex K's sis-in-law crocheted these adorable Left 4 Dead guys as a token of her (alienated) affection. More » -
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#screens
Four New Screens for Indiana Jones and the Staff of Kings
Ordinarily I'd look at these Wii screenshots and think, it doesn't look like much (get those spiders!) but it'll probably look great on the core consoles. Then I remember it's not being made for them. More » -
#art
Now, the Periodic Table of Controllers
So there was the Periodic Table of Game Characters, and that spawned numerous imitators and spinoffs. Now we've graduated to the Periodic Table of Controllers: Console peripherals on top, handheld controls at the bottom. More » -
#wat
Does Witcher Screen's Nipple Slip Get a Rise Out of Your White Wolf?
Here's three new screenshots of Witcher: Rise of the - WAIT A MINUTE, IS THAT BOOBIE? More » -
#fakeatariisameme
Fake Atari Games 2.0
Fake ports of modern games? Yeah, it's been done before. Same with cart labels. But someone stuck them on actual carts, which will be hilarious once the next yard sale rolls around. More » -
#cool
A Collection of Killer Gaming Wallpapers
Yesterday our sister site Lifehacker posted a collection of eye-popping desktop wallpapers they found, and it is too good not to share over here. More » -
#gallery
New Sacred 2 Screens Show Off Console Co-op
The cooperative multiplayer fun of the PC version of CDV's action role-playing game Sacred 2: Fallen Angel is alive and well in the upcoming console versions, and we've got the screenshots to prove it. More » -
#sundayfunnies
Sunday Funnies: 360 Origins, Console Reviews, Storage is Gangsta
Here's another roundup of multimedia laffs culled from the Interwebs. I make no representations of the freshness/expiration/ enjoy-by dates of any of this, only that I consider it gaming germane, and, at minimum, grimace-inducing.
First up, a 4chan MS paint rage-meme cartoon figures out the origin of the Xbox 360 name. Oh Microsoft! You steal everything don't you. More » -
#xbox360
Requiem for a Console
A gamer's fourth Xbox 360 red-ringed, and a veritable who's-who of consoles turned out to pay their respects and show their anguish that so many are dying so young, and so senselessly. More » -
#humor
Games as Simulators Jack Thompson Hasn't Even Thought Of Yet
Running with the "[game] is nothing more than a [really bad act]-simulator for kids," SomethingAwful's Forum Goons came up with about 21 real-world skill simulator concepts, as an alternative to shootin', murderin' and killin'. The entries range from the mundane to the raunchy (as most things do on SA). See! Dr. Mario and the DS can teach you how to beat the piss man and get a high paying job that involves the safety of others! (Or, just take echinacea and goldenseal and drink water like hell the weekend before). Two others on the jump, loads more at the link. More » -
#humor
Some More Games That Could Use Obama Ads
So you guys have had enough of Sarah Palin, in the interest of equal time, let's poke fun at Barack Obama, whose decision this week to advertise in several video games is either cool, weird or creepy, depending on your politics. Humor site College On the Record came up with eight more games that could use Obama branding. I think the Metal Gear Solid 4 Hope Tank is a smashing idea and should be recreated in real life. The full gallery is on the jump. More »
