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more about #peach High Speed Indeed: I'm not a programmer, but it seems that if they could program her skirt into SMB 2 in 1989, it shouldn't be impossible in 2009. #newsupermariobroswii more » elmorepow: So would it be so terrible if kids could see under Peachs skirt? I think girls wouldn't even bother and for pre-teen boys this Mario game would become... more » AlucardsQuest: Lame excuse, Peach has been playable in some good games. And the one's that's she's had the most active role in have been some of the best. Super Mari... more » Altima NEO: Short answer: "Were too lazy to do it, so fuck you." Seriously, it wouldnt be much work at all to add that in. Its the Wii. The animation for the ski... more » imcp: geez, I don't get it w/ all this whining. ppl complain that Nintendo could have made Peach w/o her floating dress mechanic and ppl would STILL bitch a... more » Alex_Mexico: so i dont get it. A different programming for a *gasp* different character is too much to ask? Not content with the assured fact that this game will ... more » TRT-X: It's fun going through the comments and catching all of the headline readers thinking this is about "dress physics" as opposed to how Peach has histor... more » Nslick: Finally, after years of reading message boards and nonsensical pissing and moaning, we have discovered what "hardcore" gamers want. Peach, as much as... more » beril: Also don't forget that it would mess up the epic story. Wario and Waluigi wouldn't work either as they wouldn't be invited to Peachs birthday part... more » Guat: I don't understand how people can misquote what he said. It has nothing to do with pretty pink panties and a flashing princess, it's all about the gam... more » Not-too-Pessimippopotamus: Give her pants? Shorter skirt? They just sound like lazy bums. And those Toad twins prove my point. #newsupermariobroswii more » N●Gage Croal is applying for Mann Co.: Read carefully, folks: He isn't talking about how Peach's skirt affects the graphics/physics, but how it affects the gameplay. Recall that in SMB2 an... more » Glaiel-Gamer: Here nintendo, let me solve your upskirt problem for you. Just check ahead of time if moving the camera will bring it into the "illegal zone", and do... more » StagnatedLives: people are upset because the 2 toads feel tacked on. Charging ~$50 for a game is a lot, especially in this economy, and people feel cheated if they ju... more » yemDX: #newsupermariobroswii more » Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: Ah, hardcores, always got to find something to scream about. We are the best folks, we are the best. #newsupermariobroswii more » R0mbag: I think people don't get the point here.. He means that peach would have a different gameplay mechanic to mario, luigi and toad.. Not that dress mech... more » KichiGuy: Yo, everyone bitching about the characters. They wanted to make all of the characters equally tall/wide so as not to give an advantage/disadvantage to... more » Ueziel: Wow, people will try to hold anything against this game in an attempt to make it look worse. Amazing. #newsupermariobroswii more » omgwtflolbbl: I thought he was referring to the fact that in some of the games her skirt/dress is used to let her float, which would change the gameplay quite a bit... more » -
#miyamoto
Miyamoto, Asked Why Peach Isn't Playable, Looks to Skirt Issue
Oh, the eminent Nintendo designer still answered the question directly. He just said that Peach's flowing gown would have required different programming to incorporate her as a playable character in New Super Mario Bros. Wii. See? Get it? "Skirt issue?" More » -
#nsfw
Return Of The Video Game Burlesque Girls
Last month, burlesque troupe Devil's Playground performed a video game-related show in LA, with the promise of a return show during E3. Somehow, we missed it. SORRY. Thankfully, reader Jonathan did not. More » -
#zombies
Peach, Samus Return To Feast Upon The Living
Peach and Samus? Hot. But Peach and Samus...dead? Then reanimated, and driven by a hunger for the flesh of the living? Not ho-....ah, who am I kidding. Still hot. Maybe even hotter. Samus is obviously above, with Peach after the jump, because she may be NSFW. Things look awfully decomposed down there. Still not 100% sure. More » -
