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more about #notnews abyssion1337: well that's just impressively bad, it was very poorly written, has so many factual cannon problems: it's crap more » yeOldeTimeyGamer: So every woman that does something sort of considered masculine has to be a lesbian, ooo, how original and compelling. more » AlucardsQuest: The notion that Nintendo's greatest character is a lesbian? ... Nah. more » [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal: Unfunny, unintelligent, and border line mockery of a serious issue. more » (DEAD) Goldwings - Remembered for his bravery and heroism... xD: Well *my* fanfic has Samus trying to come out of her suit. >_> Her Zero suit :) more » Deaf Mute: Independent woman = Lesbian? more » octaslash: Okay, I'm starting my own slash fiction. Once upon a time... more » GohanGVO: That is one hell of an advertising campaign right there. more » FarmboyinJapan: OK...is Matt Perry a closet super hardcore gamer? The "is not a venereal disease..it's a video game" line is eerily similar to the original PS1's mark... more » stranger: Is he referencing that story about the cop who thought that the only reason adults would play Pokemon was because they were sexual predators? If so th... more » ph15h: Maybe he'll want to voice Klonoa if they make a new one... or not. Actually, please no. more » Boom-Chicka-Ah: Here to Create a Star Commenter Empire: klanoa is actually a very beautiful game. one of the msot imaginative level designs i have seen apart from super mario galaxy. It's great to see that ... more » Mister Jack got an iPod Touch!: You can't spend all your time playin vidya gayums! You and Monica adopted those twins, and that means you have a responsibility! I know she's kind o... more » expansionsss - the jaded gamer: and he got fat too. no one likes famous people that get fat. go back to doing drugs. drugs not video games. more » Acorn Pop: Would rather play a Tyler Perry's Madea game. Would be fun with Wii controls. :) more » Komrade Kayce: Matthew Perry, call Vin Diesel, then call me. I've got two extra controllers and we can all hang out together, making friends references (which I'm su... more » jayntampa: He's rich, he probably has a Wii & TV set up in the bathroom. Either that or he's into furries. more » Kenny: Mmmmm, I love colons!: What's the best way to make sure your game fails on the Wii? 1. Be a third party developer. 2. Make a good game. 3. ??? 4. NO PROFIT!!! more » Taggart6 wishes you happy holidays!!!: I play Klonoa with my pants down...though probably for different reasons. more » CustomFirmware: This guy's an attention whore. more » -
#satire
McSweeney's Outs Samus Aran, Fanfics Gay Marriage Rant
Normally, we'd recommend just about any piece of fan fiction that begins with Metroid bounty hunter Samus Aran coming out of the closet. But McSweeney's satirical rant from the Zebes native isn't even remotely sexy. More » -
#wii
Too Much Information About Matthew Perry's Klonoa Habits
Regular followers of the works of actor Matthew Perry, of Friends fame, know that the man is deadly serious about Fallout 3. He claims to have played it so much, that he required medical attention. More » -
#notnews
Who's Hand Modeling For Boom Blox Bash Party?
Oscar winning filmmaker and budding game designer Steven Spielberg is! The idea man behind Boom Blox and the newly released sequel Boom Blox Bash Party shows what a lifetime of directing does to one's extremities. More » -
#atari
Ghostbusters Game Upfront About Its Differing Art Styles
Atari's Ghostbusters: The Video Game is coming to every platform it possibly can. Obviously those various ports are going to be very different. The Nintendo DS experience isn't going to match the PlayStation 3 experience. More » -
#offtopic
Who Watches the Watchmen?
So this isn't really a gaming post, but with the Watchmen movie out this weekend and the downloadable game already reviewed, I thought it was relevant enough. More » -
#crime
Man Arrested For Choking Girlfriend With Wii Controller
Daniel Alvarez of Austin, Texas has been arrested on charges of aggravated assault after he attempted to strangle his girlfriend with a Wii controller cord, according to police. He's also suspected of eating her cookies. More » -
#kotakustalku
Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams
Why is Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero on the Wii news? It's not, you ungrateful little jerks. Here I am giving you pictures of Megan Fox and you question my posting judgment? How dare you. More » -
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#food
Xbox 360 Helps Japan's Greatest Sumo Stay Fat
Mongolian-born Asashoryu is sumo's most successful yokozuna. When not injured or playing soccer in Mongolia, he keeps his 300 pound plus sumo weight by eating chankonabe, sleeping and, apparently, playing Xbox 360. More » -
#notnews
Gears Of War: The Unofficial Christmas Card
Reader Adam had some Christmas cheer to spare this year, whipping up an adorable little "Season's Beatings" card for us, something we felt we had to share with the color printer-enabled readership. More » -
#eveonline
When EVE Online Textures Go Wrong
Hey, making massively multiplayer online games is difficult. Sometimes things slip through the cracks. But that doesn't mean we can't poke fun at EVE Online when it accidentally snatches the totally wrong texture from the hard-drive. More » -
#onlyinjapan
Pokemon To Cover Your Hacking Cough
Pikachu to the rescue! Just got back from the doctor's — the morning was spent at the doctor's office. Both the kid and I are a tad under the weather. More » -
#gaminghabits
Playing With Yourself Feels Good, Doesn't It?
Are you the type of gamer who thrives on the rich worlds of EVE Online or World of Warcraft, worlds made more realistic by the semi-real interactions with other flesh and blood gamers? 'Cause, man, I am so not. And neither is Wired's Clive Thompson, who writes today about the joys of playing solo, even in games that simulate, in a fashion, big open worlds filled with personalities like Fable II. More » -
#notnews
Drawn To Life Devs Punk Vacationing Staffer With Drawn To Life Desk
This will teach Matt Cox to take a vacation. Two of the more sadistic employees from Drawn to Life and Lock's Quest developer 5TH Cell cruelly, but amusingly, gave their lead designer something to tear through upon his return from recent down time. They encased every bit of the 5TH Cell team member's desk in sturdy-looking brown packing paper, then drew to life everything contained within. More »
