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more about #nintendowii stranger: If the Royal Mum wanted a Golden Wii all she had to do was ask. more » RyuuzakiBjorn: I thought she already had a wii? more » Southrncomfortjm: Because its too much trouble to actually play games in your backyard, you have to spend $300+ on the system, game and controllers to play them from yo... more » xAnarChisTx: If I were royalty, I would demand to have it made out of adamantium... more » KichiGuy: Right, like the GD queen can't afford a Wii. Why do rich people always get free stuff? Fuckin' celebs. more » FanBuoy: The most important family in the country? Only if you enjoy ancient wankers sitting around on their arses all day leeching off the country. more » madelk: I'd rather see her with a gold Lancer. But that's just me. more » Skunky: Heh, Obama should have picked up a DS. I heard it prints money. more » aw3str1k3r: Uh oh. Nintendo made it into the White House. Their dream of World Domination is nigh! more » Shiryu: Glad not to see 'Defcom' on that list... more » mrplow8: Can you imagine how cool it would be to beat the crap out of the president in Super Smash Bros. Except that that'll never happen, because Obama isn't ... more » wabbitfa: Lemonade Tycoon. Let's see if he can hire people with a high minimum wage, required health care, huge federal state and local property taxes, and the ... more » Blazenhozen: I'm more concerned with how people faint when they hear him speak or how they say he was born in a manger. Kinda sounds like the ANTICHRIST!!! Good t... more » paulpc: advertising again in a form of a news ? more » greeneggsnsam: Ths jst n: Ktk hstly rns ftr nntnd bndwgn. more » EmeraldDragon: Somehow, I find I'm far more concerned with his policies then what games he plays. more » TRT-X: Yes Wii can! more » Neo-Senku: The World's Finest Pervert: "Nintendo had the right idea when they gifted President George W. Bush with a Nintendo DS and a copy of Brain Age. The key here is to actually use it.... more » Ganonmaster: This list shows that Obama is a hardcore gamer. What to expect from the next president? more » thatoneguy42: Wasn't CivRev cancelled for wii? just sayin... more » -
#marketingstunts
The Queen Of England's Gold-Plated Wii
THQ knows that if you're going to deliver a Wii to Buckingham Palace to promote your new game no ordinary console will do, so they had one gold plated. More » -
#disney
Disney Sends Spectrobes Wii-ward
Spectrobes makes the leap from two small screens to one large one, as Disney Interactive Studios takes their original science fiction adventure series to the Nintendo Wii with Spectrobes: Origins. More » -
#thefirstconsole
President Barack Obama's Video Game Buyer's Guide
There's a Nintendo Wii in The White House, and while this indeed is a great day for the gaming industry, without proper guidance, President Barack Obama could easily find himself under a pile of shovelware.
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#thefirstconsole
Barack Obama Backs The Wii
Sure, video games are raising our children and you can't vote with a Wii remote. Now that the voting is over, President-elect Obama finds time to kick back with a little Wii Sports bowling.
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#wii
If Crusty Old Hippies Designed A Wii Remote...
...it would look a lot like this. Well, crusty hippies or industrious 19th century sailors. They're the only types aside from DHREK who could have made a functioning Wii Remote out of hemp string. More » -
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#nintendowii
Nintendo: "We're Working On" A Wii Storage Solution
The Wii just isn't big enough for all the stuff it offers. That's not conjecture, that's fact. So what are Nintendo doing about? Well, when Nintendo's Laurent Fischer isn't pissing you all off by calling you names, he's promising that - snide comments aside - Nintendo know there's something wrong, and are working on it. More » -
#poledancing
No Carmen Electra in Wii Stripper Pole Game?
Of course, that assumes there will even be a Wii stripper pole game. Peakaboo Pole Dancing says it's in talks with developers and publishers but, you know, "talks" doesn't exactly mean "deal." But Peakaboo, to MTV Multiplayer, confirmed that the sensuous Ms. Carmen Electra probably will not have any role on this pole, despite an announcement that implied she might.Additionally, [Peakboo Rep Simon] Kay said the game probably won't involve Carmen Electra. When I asked if Electra was ever asked to be involved in the first place, the response was no. But is there a chance she could be involved in the future? "Unlikely... but not impossible," Kay said.
I think Peakaboo is going about this all wrong. Instead of developing a stripper pole ostensibly for women to exercise, what it needs to do is create Wii Lapdance Seat for male gamers. That would sell. While your dancer avatar gyrates on the screen, you have to keep your hands on the armrests at all times, and the Wiimote, affixed to your head, assures that you stare ashamedly at her naked body while never making eye contact. More »
