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more about #media Terrorsaur - Five Six: Grunt seems so shallow in comparison to wrex -_- more » onidavin: I already miss Wrex. more » Xenris: I'm surprised you picked that particular image from The Simpsons lols Homer has used a shotgun in more recent episodes. That image is from the episode... more » GeneralissimoFurioso: Owen's violent antics attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to play Mass Effect 2. more » jello44: Owen, did you stick your head in the Shine-o-Ball-o? more » KingMongoloid: The new Characters seem pretty interesting, but none of them come close to the greatness of HK-47. more » thesircuddles: Guess I should go and finish the first one. more » what0080: If everything were announced this way, the world would be a much more awesome place... (And there'd be many more endangered bird species...) more » omgwtflolbbqbye: That episode is easily one of my top three favorite Simpsons episodes of all time, and 1 of the only 2 that made me cry a bit at the end... more » Pretty Sneaky Sis: It gets harder to wait each day. Seriously though, where can I get the collector's edition in-store on day one? Gamestop wont offer it any more, and ... more » Culebra: I love you Owen. In a manly way, of course. more » TrueCrime: My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials. But few stayed to bowl. more » WhiteMÃ¥ge is in fact a boy, damnit: The reference is escaping me entirely. Someone remind me. I know it is funny but I can't remember why ;___; more » Szin: "Mom, make Dad tell the story right!" "That's what really happened..." more » Nexus6: Grunt cracks me up. So many choices so little squad slots. more » [ZTF]Auspiciously Liminal: What species is this assassin guy? more » VincentGrey: I love Simpsons references so much and know them so well that it makes me wonder if I'll ever get laid again.. ..with a reasonably attractive woman, ... more » yanipheonu: Oh god, I haven't watched the Simpsons for a while. I need to get a DVD set of some of the better seasons. Y'know before it got all weird and unfunny,... more » Zinger314: I think Mass Effect 2 is setting a World Record for the number of video game trailers. more » SergioAM: Please tell me there's a link to the video of that Simpsons scene up there... plzplz more » -
#clips
Two New Mass Effect 2 Trailers: Assassin and Savage
Mass Effect 2 trailers! (*fires shotgun*) Mass Effect 2 trailers here! (*fires shotgun*) Get your Mass Effect 2 trailers! Who's ready? (*fires shotgun*) Mass Effect 2 trailers! More » -
#clips
Hair Hath No Fury Like Bayonetta
I haven't had to worry about a bad hair day in years. Bayonetta's however, can summon demons that will drag you down to hell. And since her hair is also her clothing, well, no one said it could multitask. More » -
#clips
Halo: Reach Trailer Dates Multiplayer Beta for Spring
These two minutes come from the opening cinematic of Halo: Reach, establishing the story of Noble Team, assigned to defend the planet. An accompanying press release announced the multiplayer beta - invitations included in Halo 3:ODST - begins Spring 2010. More » -
#vga
The New Mass Effect 2 Cinematic Trailer [Corrected]
Correction: I misidentified this as a trailer from the 2009 Video Game Awards. While it is new, it is from the IGN Ultimate Video Game Gift Guide, which aired on Fox before the VGAs. More » -
#vga
Early Video Outs 'Green Day: Rock Band'
Not sure if this is the "biggest surprise premiere in VGA history" we've been promised, but MTV put up a "Green Day: Rock Band" video dated three days into the future, then pulled it. Embed code still works, though. More » -
#video
Mass Effect Preorder Gun Goes All Large Hadron Collider on Your Ass
In this video, you can get a look at the in-game bonuses for preordering Mass Effect 2 from GameStop: the Terminus Assault Armor, which does more than look good, and the Blackstorm Heavy Weapon, which does more than look bad. More » -
#mashup
This is Battletoads?
Machinima just can't help itself. We've seen Castlevania, Mario, Contra, and now here we are with Battletoads as reenacted within Half-Life 2. More » -
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#mario
Mario Theme: One-Hand Me, Good Sir!
Here's a virtuoso piano performance of the Super Mario Bros. theme - using one hand. If I'd remembered anything from my piano lessons beyond playing Old MacDonald on the black keys, I could probably describe how difficult this is. More » -
#mashup
Half-Contra: The NES Classic Goes 3D
Machinima put this up last week, following the Castlevania and Mario reconstructions in Half-Life 2. Anyone who's ever played Contra - that should be all of us, right? - will want to watch this start to finish. More than once. More » -
#domesticdisturbances
Crazy Girlfriend vs. PS3: Fake or Not Fake?
This is now the second When Pissed Off Girlfriends Attack Consoles video that's crossed my inbox in the past week. The first one was obviously staged. This, however, looks good. Is it legit? YOU MAKE THE CALL! More » -
#nomoreheroes
First No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise Screens Score A Touchdown
No More Heroes finds higher resolution with the Xbox 360 and PlayStation 3 port of the original, now known as No More Heroes: Heroes Paradise. What does it look like? Like the Wii version, just a little prettier. More » -
#video
Bayonetta's Torture Moves — Press B to Summon Guillotine
Look, beheading's one thing. Getting kicked repeatedly in the ass by a woman in high heels, on the way to your own execution - that's the torture. More » -
#mario
Here's That Mario Mention in Assassin's Creed II
Earlier today, Stephen Totilo's review of Assassin's Creed II referenced the game's homage to Mario. Here's video of the third wall-breaking inside joke, which is so mainstream it's not inside. And it doesn't really break the third wall, either. More » -
#dlc
A Look at the Zombie Island of Dr. Ned
Borderlands' first DLC add-on "The Zombie Island of Dr. Ned," releases Nov. 24, promising to add another six to 10 hours of gameplay. Here are the foes you'll face, in their natural habitat. More » -
#punchout
Paparazzi Punch-Out: Dance Like a Has-Been, Bite Like a Felon
Mike Tyson got in trouble this week for, as he is wont to do, smacking someone upside the head. Jimmy Kimmel's writers jumped on the case and produced this new game. More » -
#theyloveandshare
Lego Indiana Jones 2: You Won't Like How This Ends
The finale from Raiders of the Lost Ark, as interpreted by Lego Indiana Jones 2, has been posted and, unlike the witty rendering of the Nepal shootout, this one's sanitized to the point of condescension. Disco-dancing replaces face-melting. Yes, really. More » -
#clips
Mass Effect 2's
Shepard confronts the behind-the-scenes puppeteer "ElusiveIllusive Man is ... Martin Sheen?Elusive [sic]Illusive Man" who blends the habit of Cigarette Smoking Man from The X-Files with the look of Alec Baldwin in 30 Rock - and the voice of President Bartlet from The West Wing. More » -
#humor
Frogger: Mad as Hell, Not Taking It Anymore
Give firearms to one pissed-off amphibian and watch roadkill turn into road rage. Oh, so I'm gonna die if I hit the edge of this screen, MFer? Yeah, well, Frogger's goin' home, bitch - through the front goddamn door. More » -
#oddities
Dustbusting Blinky's Got Pac-Roomba on the Run
Roomba Pac-Man? Done before, but mostly as a cosmetic enhancement. Here it's taken to the next level - five Roombas (Roombi?Roombae, thanks Greentrace) engaged in a contest of Pac-Man with programmed "chase" and "escape" AI. More »



















