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more about #kotakustalku more comments → SigmundTheSeaMonster: My, his cranium is as big as his ego! (Um, ok I'm jealous but Felicia is politely not as close to you as the blond (body motion shows she ain't diggin... more » Orionsaint: Is that blond Clifford's Girlfriend? more » abcFRAG: How do you gold star?: What happened to your Backstreet boy look?? At least your head was smaller... more » DrunkAus: He doesn't need no chainsaw bayonet, he just uses that GIANT head of his! more » Krog7D7: @The Cap'n I think if you believe everything you read and see, you could have that impression. I met Cliff this weekend at a party during Comi-Con. ... more » OctaviaElephnot: I'll take 1337 Lauren over Felicia Day any day more » TheVegetarianBurgerKing: The blonde looks scared because _________ ? (fill in the blank) more » undercovergamer: Whats the big deal with this girl? more » djricekcn: who is this Felicia and which? more » buddhathing: Correction: Felicia Day makes Dude huge. more » Scott: Eat your heart out, Richard D. James! more » CliffyB: Fuck me I have a huge head. more » KIAFP: He wishes........I kid more » joshfigueroa: Felicia Day sure is cute. more » battlescarSS: As Felicia Day's boyfriend, I have to say that Cliffy better not go around her again...Don't want her getting some sort of STD that enlarges heads. more » -
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Patrice Has Been Found!
While the gaming press was falling over itself for Jade Raymond's flowing locks in 2007, our eye had instead been caught by another Ubisoft employee. Patrice Desilets. More » -
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You Too Can Meet 50 Cent!
That is, if you live in New York City. And if you do, lucky you. More » -
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Megan Fox Also Plays Guitar Hero Outside Of Your Dreams
Why is Megan Fox playing Guitar Hero on the Wii news? It's not, you ungrateful little jerks. Here I am giving you pictures of Megan Fox and you question my posting judgment? How dare you. More » -
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Tim Schafer Caught Wearing A Brutal Legend Shirt
We haven't done a Kotaku Stalku in ages. That makes us think, hey, we should do one! Good thing reader Jaime sent us this picture and note: More » -
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The Shocking Coffee-Drinking Habits Of Valve EXPOSED
It's OK, everyone. Developers drink coffee too! While filming a vox pop piece in Seattle on the closure of 600 Starbucks stores across the US, local news channel KING5 inadvertently got the scoop on not only where Valve get their coffee, but who's allowed out for coffee runs and even what everyone drinks. As you can see, Gabe Newell does not fuck around, clutching what looks like a Venti Mint Mocha Chip Frappuccino. A mysterious "other guy" keeps things straight with a Grande Espresso Macchiato, while Doug Lombardi - who is surprised, but not shocked at the closures - doubles up on beverages, while lying on camera that it's for a "co-worker" to make him feel better about his cheeky afternoon "seconds". More » -
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Uwe Boll Can Write His Name
Reader Vincent took one for the team. He not only met Uwe Boll, but also saw the early sneak Postal screening. In the same night. Reader Vincent sounds like a total masochist! According to reader Vincent, the movie is a "decent homage" to the game and "decently funny." Writes reader Vincent: More » -
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Dude Met Uwe Boll and Lived to Tell
Thank you, thank you, thank you. Kotakuite Trencher has done us and humanity a huge favor. He met "filmmaker" Uwe Boll, so we don't have to. After getting free tickets from his local comic book shop, Trencher attended the Canadian Postal premiere. What did he think of the flick? "I definitely wouldn't put this on my 'must see' list," Trencher writes, "but it's a good movie to see with a bunch of buddies or a large 'geek' crowd." More, importantly, how was Boll? He tell you to go fuck your mom? Punch you in the chopper? Trencher writes: More »
