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If You Comment, Read This. Dammit.
We've been busy with the Tokyo Game Show and haven't been able to mind the shop as closely. Good time to remind everyone of our commenting policies! Before commenting read this post right here. Tonight, we'll be moving silently and swiftly, hammering here, hammering there, hammering everywhere. The best part? We're taking requests. Send them to tips with a "Whack-a-Troll" subject line. Sleep soundly all. We'll be back tomorrow lighter, faster and, oh yes, better. More » -
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Today Is Monday. Isn't That Beautiful?
Oh. Hi! In case you forgot, today is Monday. Not just any Monday, but Ban Monday. And not just any Ban Monday, but Beautiful Ban Monday. While we don't have any problem banning on regular days, we turn up the Ban Hammer sensitivity to MAXIMUM on Ban Monday. For those who don't know, here's how it's gonna go down: Send us the commenter page for anyone that should get the axe. No, wait. Send it to Witzbold! That's his job. You can put in your request at commentsATkotakuDOTcom. No ban gloating. Gloating leads to Ban Hammer backfire, which could cause you to get the boot. And that would be very embarrassing. We'll be back to normal on Tuesday, lighter, faster and better. Hope to see you on the other side. Smooches! -
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Surprise Ban Monday!
Heads up, today is our favorite Kotakuday, Ban Monday. We LOVE Ban Mondays! While our hot line is open to ban recommendations at all times, we turn up the ban sensitivity on the Ban Hammer for this special monday. Here's how it works: Send us the commenter page for anyone that should get the boot. If we agree (even slightly), we'll swing. And swing hard. Though! No ban gloating. Gloating leads to Ban Hammer backfire, which could cause you to get the boot. Tuesday we'll be back better, lighter, strong and faster. Know that today is a Surprise Ban Monday, so shhhhhhh. Don't tell the other commenters — especially, those you want gone.
