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more about #donkeykong Bouchart: Poor guy thinks fake plastic instruments are too complicated... more » excel_excel: I just want to run and jump too! And throw fireballs. That can confuse Eninem more » Zorantor: I get the feeling most things are too complicated for this guy. He should stick to what he's good at. That is, doing drugs and having tantrums on his... more » macfaelan: Michael, why did you feel the need to mention eminem is white in this article? more » Altima NEO: Eminem is like what, 16? more » RockyRan: He should try to play EVE Online so we can see his brain explode. more » AncientUnknown1: The general pattern I've noticed is a successful game that offers simple and addictive gameplay, then the developers over complicate matters in the se... more » jeremycole: Actually I was making this same argument to my friend last night. Take Street Fighter for example. In the 90's when SF2 first came out, each characte... more » Fusbun: I hope to sweet Jesus that nobody ever shows Dwarf Fortress to him. more » indyit: Is 229,100 a good score? I haven't really kept score on the few occasions I tried Donkey Kong out... and even then it wasn't in an arcade sooo... more » Hamster Poop: Feminem is a stupid bitch, but I have to agree with him here. Some games are just too complicated. more » mintycrys is HOT for Bayonetta: Not all rap stars can be video game experts as well. In a recent interview, controversial white rapper Eminem explains that today's games are just too... more » SnoopyFish: Why did you have to write "controversial white rapper"? If people don't now know Eminem is white by now; they they are probably not from this planet. more » Friedhamster: I hear this echoed by many a parent that come into my game shop. "I'm no good with these new games, there's too much to do. I have to look around, a... more » ddmeightball: The English language is too complicated for Eminem. more » ILikeToLevelUp: "controversial white rapper" That made me chuckle a little bit. more » Omnimon: Eminem, clearly a Miyamoto fan. I wonder how that meeting of the minds would go. more » D-K The Grey: Running ánd jumping!? Balderdash! Poppycock! The paddle goes up and down, anything else is just fancy talk. more » -MasterDex-: Poor Eminem, he never could juggle many things at once. more » John-Hamptonshire: Yeah I'll bet he was reaaaaaaaal good at the old school Megaman games... ... Go do something useful and make us some more music, Mr. Mathers. more » -
#celebritygamers
Today's Games Are Too Complicated For Eminem
Not all rap stars can be video game experts as well. In a recent interview, controversial white rapper Eminem explains that today's games are just too complicated for his old-school tastes. More » -
#art
Arcade Impressionism
Not to set the ghost of Claude Monet after me, but I've always thought of Impressionism painting as lazy. It's like you want me to do all the work trying to figure out that this is Donkey Kong. More » -
#screengrab
Colorful Donkey Kong Kicks
As seen on gameSniped — and I'm so glad I spotted them because I really need to banish the image Owen evoked with the words "Donkey Kong's taint" this past weekend. -
#arcades
Homeland Security Seizes Fake Frogger, Donkey Kong Machines
In a change of pace from the many video game piracy stories we run about games being downloaded illegally, here's news of a seizure of 168 coin-op machines that played some very old games. More » -
#freestuff
Which Free NES Game Should I Get?
Those of you that shelled out for the Wii's Internet Channel before Nintendo made it free can now download one NES game on Virtual Console — as long as its worth 500 points. More » -
#clips
Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong Continues Proud Game Mash Up Tradition
After news that dozens of capable game developers have lost their jobs, a LOL-tastic video game mash-up—in this case, Mortal Kombat vs. Donkey Kong—can cheer us up. Oh, Scorpion! You ham! More » -
#clips
Stop Motion Donkey Kong Made From Post-It Notes
Best thing about this video? It's sort and too the point — that, and there's kicker at the end. Be sure to stay after the credits! More » -
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#eastereggs
Donkey Kong Easter Egg Discovered 26 Years Later
Last year, the coder who wrote the Atari 400 port of Donkey Kong revealed it had an Easter Egg but it's "totally not worth it." Someone has gone to the trouble of finding it. More » -
#feature
Father Knows Best: The Best and Worst Fathers in Video Games
Fathers are easy to find in video games. When they're not antagonizing their offspring or killed off in the first level, they often serve as our main characters' major motivation. More » -
#rumorsmash
Billy Mitchell Denies and Denounces Taunting Tweets
Some unsportsmanlike tweets attributed to Billy Mitchell are 100 percent fake, says the Donkey Kong world record holder. More » -
#progaming
One World Record, 500 Pounds of Quarters
Steve Wiebe, famed King of Kong underdog, just got 500 more pounds of incentive. More » -
#nintendo
Donkey Kong Monster Truck Has A New Play Control Scheme
And it's called "driving on 2.5 wheels after crashing", after the Donkey Kong monster truck - and its bow-tied driver - did a few too many big jumps at the Monster Jam World Finals. More » -
#cozykong
Donkey Kong Wins Quilting Bee
I'd like to think of a sewing circle of eight platinum-haired, bifocaled grannies, each working on a corner of this awesome quilt and gossiping about getting to the Donkey Kong kill screen without the hammer. More » -
#nintendo
Make Your Nerdy House A Nerdy Home With Mario, Donkey Kong Decals
Maker of high quality wall decals Blik has partnered with Nintendo to bring adhesive fun into the lives of kids, adult adolescents and good ol' regular adolescents everywhere with a new trio of officially licensed decorative stickers. Want to make your home office have a Donkey Kong inspired backdrop? You can! Blik is also offering premium decal sets based on Super Mario Bros. and New Super Mario Bros., transforming your den or bedroom into a magical Mushroom Kingdom wonderland—while pissing off your wife! More »
