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more about #cops zåɳzißarleɠёпȡ: Officer: Horatio, we nabbed this fool, because he connected hix xbox online. Horatio:i guess .... *puts sunglasses on* his xbox live just got cut s... more » Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.: Fantastic. I knew there was a bonus to having consoles more and more connected to the internet and here we are. This is almost as good as Police nail... more » BountyHead: He broke into a few houses and cars. He needs your legal advice. Fletcher: STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE! more » gerrycomo: The game's... (put sunglasses on) ... Over for him. YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAH... more » NeVeRMoRe666: Waaaa....waaaa...waa...waa.... more » hot_heart: I really hope they sent him a message 'PWNED!' just beforehand. more » Bouchart: I read this article just in time. I had a heist planned for tonight. Now I know how not to celebrate it. more » Obama takes time to read kotaku's comments...: put him away longer... Sprinkle some crack on him... more » RawrSpoon: This is going to be a stretch but here it goes. Guess he got *puts on glasses* played. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAA... more » relatively_speaking: First thing that came to mind was the Xbox Killer from The Boondocks. more » Izod517: You're really all about specifying the console aren't you. Well it's ok, because I'm in agreement. Think, someone could get off on a technicality! "... more » BryanH: I give it two months before this is the plot of a Law & Order or CSI episode. more » Pretty Sneaky Sis: Now there's a happy ending. Merry Christmas! more » Pretty Sneaky Sis: lolwut. I hate to be that guy but some kids are just asking for it. When I was a little prick, my parents didn't need the police -- hell, I needed the... more » phicaluk: The picture there reminded me of this, which I thought everyone should see (if they haven't already) [is.gd] more » Andrew Wyatt: Funnily, wasn't the first Grand Theft Auto actually on the PlayStation? It's possible that's what he was playing, considering the situation the paper ... more » PristineSneakers: This woman needs a job at a Gamestop in Orange County. more » unlovedhomie: 10 bucks says it was saints row 2 on the 360 . lol, i dont know why thats funny more » Surreal_Sunshine: Stories like this are why I giggle every time my local newspaper has another opinion piece on how much we're all gonna miss newspapers when they're go... more » RockyRan: I have to say, parents are becoming massively spoiled and increasingly more incompetent when they think the police are going to raise their kids for t... more » -
#whoops
Stolen 360 Helps Cops Bag Prolific Bronx Burglar
Jeremiah Gilliam's streak of 200-plus larcenies and burglaries came to an end when the criminal mastermind plugged in a jacked Xbox Live, leading the cops directly to his door. More » -
#911
Mom Calls 911 When Kid Won't Stop Playing Console
In Chicago last month, a kid called 911 when the 'rents took away his Xbox 360. Saturday in a Boston suburb a mom dialed the law when her son wouldn't stop playing. Oh yeah, Grand Theft Auto's involved here, too. More » -
#doctordetroit
Detroit Shopper Gets Cray-Cray When He Can't Return a Console
The ancient Chinese curse reads, "May you live in interesting times." So when a GameStopper says "It was an interesting day here," you know he's not talking about big sales. More » -
#ruhroh
Wii-Bowling Drug Cops Get Off Lite
A-member them law enforcement perfesshunals down in Florida who killed time on a raid by bowling up big scores on a drug kingpin's Wii? Well, 11 of them got sanctioned for their conduct, but not too hard, now. More » -
#ruhroh
Cops Play Wii During Undercover Drug Raid
Guns drawn, cops busted down the door of a suspected south Florida drug dealer, then proceeded to kick some ass - on Wii bowling. A security cam captured some playing video games while others searched for drugs and weapons. More » -
#blamegame
When There's Nothing to Blame, There's Always Games
Last October, Stefan Martin-Urban shot up a suburban cul-de-sac, killing two people and then himself. Investigators found no drugs, no journals explaining his motives. But they did find video games, and so that's the answer. More » -
#haveyouseenthismii
Mii Sought in Hit and Run
Calling all cars: Be on lookout for this Mii in connection with a hit and run. Driver last seen in Moo Moo Meadows wearing Mii Outfit B. Suspect is believed to have unlimited blue shells. More » -
#ruhroh
Great Dane Gaming Mobilizes SWAT Team
We've heard of this in the States before, but if you game super loud in Denmark, especially in shooters with loud bang-bang noises, someone might sic a police strike force on you too. More » -
