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more about #clips Quilt: Chocowned. more » Bokusatsu_Tenshi: Wow... for a moment there I though this video was going to end with the bird exploding or something... more » ice_bane: Oh great! Guess what I will be singing for the next coming year? "I'm Mr T and I'm a night-elf mohawk, a night-elf mohawk!" .< Happy new year! :D more » Zepwich: Nice, kinda stuck in my head now. more » Andrew Wyatt: I don't know if it's funny or not. If the bird responds that way to just any can, then no, not really as funny. If the bird only strikes because of th... more » RammyX: Haven't you guys heard!?... more » rogue32: the part at 0:47 is epic. "how do you explain the mohawk GRENADE-ADE-ADE-ADE!?" more » Paul_Is_Drunk: Great. Now I have a headache. more » Kaquin: 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 9999 *Victory Fanfare* more » Michael Dukakis: I don't always peck can's but when I do, I prefer Chocobo Stay pecky my friends. more » astidcrisse: urban drummer bird, that could be ground for some techno track! more » Monolith: This is the greatest thing I've seen all year. more » RawrSpoon: The follow-up: Fake Chocobo retaliates. All birds within a 50 mile radius spontaneously combust. more » Techno-Atom: I found this. more » Stikasasn: Please make this a downloadable MP3 or something so i can make it my ringtone. lol more » Ryvaeus: Animooted GIFs for people like me who want to use this as userpics/avatars: Original res: [img686.imageshack.us] 150x150: [img686.imageshack.us] 100x... more » Chirotera: It needs the chocobo theme looped over it. more » devinpadgett: Because I was bored. :/ more » Matthew Ridgaway: I think it's just as likely that he's been trained/likes to do that with any can. I'd like to see a video of him not doing that with a regular can. O... more » Chesu: Uncanny valley: a bird's eye view. more » -
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Real Bird Attacks Fake Chocobo
Watch, as some guy's pet bird spots a Chocobo on a can of FFXIII "elixir" and goes straight for the eyes. More » -
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Happy Holidays From Kotaku
It has been a wonderful, wonderful ride, the double Os. After all, they saw the birth of Kotaku. They also saw the inception of our now annual holiday card. More » -
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The Legend of Zelda: The Wedding: The Video
Kotaku reader Kyle was nice enough to share the private, nerdier moments of his recent The Legend of Zelda themed nuptials with the rest of us, showing off the amazing Zelda cartridge cufflinks conceptualized by his bride. Now there's video. More » -
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Final Fantasy XIII Soundtrack: The Trailer
Final Fantasy XIII's soundtrack is so epic that it warrants its own, 2-minute long Japanese trailer. More » -
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Bullet Hell Shooter Making Leap to iPhone
Japanese developer Cave has announced it is bringing 2D arcade title Mushihime-sama to the iPhone as Mushihime-sama Gaiden: Bug Panic. More » -
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North American Record Of Agarest War Trailer Is Completely Shameless
The North American trailer for Compile Heart's breeding RPG Record of Agarest War knows its audience, and with blurred nudity and a borderline money shot, grabs them by the...well it isn't the throat. More » -
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Divinity 2: Becoming The Dragon
Your character in Larian Studios' Divinity 2: Ego Draconis starts off as a dragon hunter, but quickly changes his tune once he becomes a dragon/human hybrid. Typical! More » -
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Blood Bowl Teaser Hits Hard
This is why elves don't generally make good football players. More » -
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Return To Ostagar With This Trailer
Dragon Age's next piece of downloadable content, Return to Ostagar, will be out next week. To get you in the mood, here's the pack's trailer. More » -
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BioShock 2 Has Sprung A Leak
For a game set underwater, there wasn't much water in BioShock. With Rapture now a little worse for wear, its sequel is looking to make amends. More » -
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OnLive Boss Gives Live (And Long) OnLive Presentation
OnLive, an ambitious service which plans to allow gamers to stream games over the internet to their TV - removing the need for a console - has its doubters. Steve Perlman, boss of OnLive, is not one of them. More » -
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A Real Mario Is A Terrifying Mario
A man calls the plumbing company to complain about the two plumbers sent to fix his pipes, who instead go on a relatively subdued drug-fueled rampage in this College Humor video. More » -
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War Never Looked So Shiny
We've established that the upcoming Toy Soldiers for Xbox Live Arcade has things in common with the old PC game, Army Men. Mostly the part where you're playing with plastic soldiers. But were Army Men ever this shiny? More » -
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Let's Watch Some Fist Of The North Star Musou Game Play Footage
Why not? The game looks delightful. More » -
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Two New Mass Effect 2 Trailers: Assassin and Savage
Mass Effect 2 trailers! (*fires shotgun*) Mass Effect 2 trailers here! (*fires shotgun*) Get your Mass Effect 2 trailers! Who's ready? (*fires shotgun*) Mass Effect 2 trailers! More » -
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Assassin's Creed Fan Film Shows You How Altair Lost His Finger
High quality fan films can enrich video game lore as much as yaoi fanfiction damages it by filling plot holes and visualizing pieces of the game's back story we only hear about in passing. More » -
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Oh Yeah, That Other Final Fantasy Release
It may not look, sound, or play quite as good as its numbered big brother, but the recently released Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles: The Crystal Bearers does have one advantage over Final Fantasy XIII - I can understand it. More » -
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Call Him "Xbox 360 Kid"
The Nintendo 64 Kid has found his modern replacement: the Xbox 360 Kid. But pawing at the box has been replaced with "air running" and some box humping. Squealing, too. Kids, today! More » -
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Geometry Wars Meets Project Natal?
This is supposedly video of somebody playing Geometry Wars on Project Natal. Emphasis on the supposedly, in case you missed the italics first time around. More » -
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Final Fantasy Classic, with Lyrics: Soak It In, Mofo
Brentalfloss is back to camp out in our corpus callosum or medulla oblongata or wherever it is songs of this type embed themselves. If Styx were members of my church growing up, this would sound like 4/5ths of the hymnal. More »
