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more about #christmas Skunky: The lesson here is to not buy yer loved ones used gear. If you really love them, drop the extra forty to sixty bucks for a new, fresh, sealed system. more » Protector one: "WHAT!? MALE ANATOMY!? On MY new used PSP?? Christmas is ruined!" more » Pantsman: If the kid isn't already traumatized by ten years of peeing, I don't see what seeing one more penis is going to do to him. more » mariospants: Well, now I know who bought my old PSP. more » TriangleOffense: "Increasingly frustrated at his failed attempts to get the penis off" *Dies* more » PulpZero: "Increasingly frustrated at his failed attempts to get the penis off..." I couldn't be the only one that loled... more » Nethlem: "a traumatized young boy who should never have seen such a thing" Good thing boys nowadays don't grow up with a penis anymore and instead get theirs ... more » Random J: I can't think of anything particularly constructive to say tot his. So I'll just LOL. *LOL!!!* more » Neko_Tech: I fear for this child has yet to see his own penis. The look on his face will be priceless when he discover that he has one. The reason he was upset... more » Pretty Sneaky Sis: Poor Kade... something like that happened to me as a young'n. My mom bought me a Gameboy with a sticker on the back.. a sticker.. of a butt hole. Nee... more » ArrestedDeveloper: Kade? What kind of name is that? Any parent that names their kid Kade, along with those that name their kids Jayden, Aedan and Kaiden, needs to be r... more » Eltigro: Was it a drawing or an actual photograph. Either way, he's a boy, I'm pretty sure he's seen a penis before. more » (Starman) #number257: "It was a gift from a father to a son. It was a much-wanted portable gaming system. But the gift came with an X-rated surprise." I do love TV news st... more » ReconToaster misses garnett :(: "The family walked away with a penis-free PSP, a free game for their troubles, and a traumatized young boy who should never have seen such a thing." ... more » Culebra: lol, PSP-nis. Thanks, now I'll think that every time I hear of a PSP...........nis. more » Kobun: more » angelfan91: "whispers" penis more » kainzero: I love this quote from the article. "Increasingly frustrated at his failed attempts to get the penis off..." more » Andrew Wyatt: When brand new PSPs were handed around my house on Christmas this became a bit of a joke. I seem to recall Kotaku reporting on a "brand new" PSP that ... more » thesircuddles: BREAKING NEWS: LITTLE BOY SEES A PENIS THAT ISN'T HIS OWN. SOCIETY DESTROYED IN A SINGLE STROKE. more » -
#surprise
PSP Porn Ruins Christmas
Ten-year-old Kade Goodman's holiday dreams were shattered on Christmas Day, when it was discovered that someone had left a penis on his used PSP. More » -
#clips
A Modest Proposal For Holiday YouTube Videos
Every year, I always end up seeing this home video on YouTube as everybody gets into the holiday spirit. I'm sick of it. I want to nominate another video clip in its stead. More » -
#speakout
What Games Did You Get For Christmas Today, For Better Or Worse?
You asked for Uncharted 2 but grandma got you .hack? Did you receive that prestige edition of Modern Warfare 2 you asked for? Is your Christmas console broken already? Celebrate or vent about your gaming Christmas gifts right here. More » -
#clips
Why Can't This Ever Happen At The Airports I Use?
This is quite possibly the only Army of Two: The 40th Day teaser that's made me laugh. Probably because I've spent six hours in airports so far this holiday and have another four ahead of me to go home. More » -
#feature
What The Video Game Industry Wants For Christmas
Christmas is a time for giving, yes, but it's also a time for receiving. Which is more important. And while we know what we want for Christmas, we wondered: what do the big names of the video game industry want? More » -
#clips
Here, Have A Sonic Racing X-mas Video
I cannot express in words just how sick I am of the 12 Days of Christmas song. And I'm not saying that just because I'm Jewish and Hanukkah is over — I really can't stand that song. More » -
#screengrab
With a Corncob Pipe and a Drill Made Out of Snow ...
Big Daddy Snowman. Submitted by Snežana Nedeski of The Netherlands. Happy Holidays! -
#clips
Obama And The Game-Crazy Christmas Kids, Now In Video Form
OK, everyone. Obama asks the kid if he the DSi plays "The Sims" on it, not "Sins." So much for the CNN transcript from earlier today. This is the American President listening to the Christmas wishes of kids. Not easy! -
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#barackobama
Kids Tell Obama They Want Games For Christmas, He Asks Tough Questions
Kotaku brings you this rush transcript, via CNN, of American children telling a befuddled Barack Obama what they really want for Christmas: DSi, PSP, PS3. We are scrambling to figure out, however, if Obama thinks "sins" is a DSi game. More » -
#happyholidays
Happy Holidays From Fallen Earth
There might not be any snow in the post-apocalyptic world of the MMO Fallen Earth, but that won't stop the Wastelanders from building Dirtmen while waiting for the Seasonal Arctic Network of Toy-based Altruism to arrive. More » -
#screengrab
Tetris Around the Christmas Tree
Seen at a home in San Diego, by reader Jon S. Happy Holidays. -
#mmo
Seasons Greetings From Earth Eternal
Earth Eternal, an adorable massively multiplayer online game, brings you Santa suits and snowmen to celebrate the holiday season. That's great, so... where's my menorah? More » -
#happyholidays
Christmas Comes To PlayStation Home
The holidays hit PlayStation Home this week, bringing new content for MotorStorm: Pacific Rift, a Dead Space 2 costume, free copies of Diner Dash, and a mysterious Festive Tree in the Central Plaza. More » -
#christmas
Cover Your Christmas Tree With Hand-Made Gaming Ornaments
Just in case those fancy controllers weren't pushing your yuletide buttons, here are some more game-related ornaments suitable for hanging from your Christmas tree. More » -
#news
Two Worlds Lets You "Play" An Advent Calendar For Prizes
Again, I have to use my Jewish status to explain why I have no idea what an advent calendar is. Sounds pretty silly, though — a calendar that only covers 80% of a single month out of the year? Meshugge! More » -
#christmas
Deck The Halls With Video Game Ornaments
If this Christmas you're feeling sick of seeing Santa, candy canes and wooden cars hanging from your tree, you could always try something different. Laser-cut video game controllers, anyone? More » -
#christmas
More American Homes Play WoW Than You Probably Think
Terrifying statistic incoming. According to research performed by the NPD Group, 14% of American homes have an online game subscription. Not 14% of homes connected to the internet. 14% of homes. More » -
#christmas
How 2010 Is Actually Christmas 2009 (In Disguise)
Remember how Christmas used to be a time of too many games, not enough time? Yeah, well, not this year. This year is a little off. Christmas 2009 will actually be taking place in early 2010.
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#deals
Walmart Confirms 360 Sale, More Cuts Coming
Walmart's official website today confirms the rumor we broke yesterday about one heck of a deal on the Xbox 360 Arcade. More » -
#research
For Thirty Four Years, Kids Have Wanted Video Games For Christmas
Market research firm Permuto Discoveries have published a list of the top-selling Christmas gifts for kids over the past forty years. Unsurprisingly, over the past few years at least, video games have dominated. More »
