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more about #bowser Gyaruson: God that image of Super Mario Galaxy makes me want to play through that game again. So freaking amazing... #princesspeach more » Gerk: While we're posting random images... more » robotsneedhugs2: That picture of Super Mario Sunshine is weird because he has short sleeves. #princesspeach more » Mister Jack urges you to buy Machinarium: Can't really blame Bowser too much for trying over and over. Peach is probably the only hot girl in the entire Mushroom Kingdom (except maybe when Da... more » Crippen: Maybe Mario should "walk-in" on bowser and Peach having sex, that would be a surprise. #princesspeach more » Jonn: "How did this game get released without Fox News and friends pondering the suggestion of Princess/lizard coupling? Why can't I stop pondering it right... more » Nintenboy01: Bowser's no lizard, he's a turtle... thing. #princesspeach more » Drakulakun: Wait, doesn't Bowser swallows Peach on Mario & Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story? I still haven't finished, though, so I didn't find her yet... Er... ... more » jcb231: I hope someday we get another Super Mario Bros game where you can pick different playable characters that have real gameplay differences like in SMB2.... more » bibble3000: i would say Lois Lane and Mary Jane have both been kidnapped a lot more than Peach #princesspeach more » FarukM: If they both want Peach so much, they should compromise and have a threesome... it could also be an orgy if we include the other characters that want ... more » Thoughtwanderer: Bowser is a determined man. I don't think it's even about marrying Peach anymore. It's just about following through with his original plan. Or maybe i... more » cyber rat: You forgot Super Mario Bros: The Lost Levels (I think). #princesspeach more » statnut: You forgot Mario and Luigi: Bowser's Inside Story. #princesspeach more » Orionsaint: Yeah wtf ever happened to Pauline? #princesspeach more » Marios_shadow: How could you forget the Mario & Luigi games? She's been "Kidnapped" at least four times in that series. #princesspeach more » streetslammin: LOL, honestly though princess can obviously fight (Smash Bros); how can she still get kidnaps? more » Mike Fahey: Donkey Kong was a woman named Pauline, no relation. #princesspeach more » TheRuiner: What about Super Mario Land for the original Gameboy that came out in 89', didn't she get kidnapped in that one also!? #princesspeach more » OW-Holmes:Bringer of Fear: I've got two words for you Mario: high maintenance. Is she really worth it? #princesspeach more » -
#damselmeetsdistress
Thank You Mario, But Our Princess Is In Another Game, Getting Kidnapped Again
New Super Mario Bros. Wii is released this weekend, continuing the proud tradition of Princess Peach getting her delicate bottom kidnapped by lizard creatures. Let's explore her victimization record, shall we? More » -
#soundtracks
Best 2009 Video Game Soundtrack So Far?
You've heard the theme to Bowser's castle from Super Mario Bros. But have you heard it remixed in kind of a hip-hop way and officially commissioned by Nintendo as part of the Pictobits soundtrack? More » -
#wtf
I Breathe Fire and I VOTE
Bowser recently went into town to speak his mind about the dangers of unchecked power in the executive branch. Funny that a monarch would feel that way, but it's a free country, brah. More pics on the jump. More » -
#bowser
The Real Bowser Is A Dino-Chicken
Real Mario was creepy. Real creepy. Also apparently a big inspiration for internet photoshoppers, because German art student Marcus Blättermann has taken Pixeloo's premise and applied it to Bowser. Who no longer looks like a bad guy. He just looks like a dinosaur. Or a chicken. Oh, and a turtle too. Whatever, he's not creepy. More » -
