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    Image of BoTheDestroyer BoTheDestroyer
    05:36 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    I'll tell you what I'm blathering about... I've got information man! New shit has come to light! And shit... man, he kidnapped himself. Well sure, man. Look at it... a young rich brat, in the parlance of our times, you know, and he, uh, uh, causes trouble all over the gated community, including his stepdad, and that's cool... that's, that's cool, I'm, I'm saying, he needs a PS3, man. And of course they're going to say that they didn't get it, because... he wants more, man! He's got to feed the monkey, I mean uh... hasn't that ever occurred to you, man? Sir? #crime
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    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    05:07 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    When a news reporter interviews you, and you want to make sure you make it into the final cut, remember this line:

    "I'm shocked... Very shocked." #crime
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    Image of n00b_pwner n00b_pwner
    04:57 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    See?

    It DOES Everything after all! #crime
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    Image of Ali-Kharazi Ali-Kharazi
    05:12 PM

    @n00b_pwner: except play PS2 games #crime
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    Image of DrunkRaba DrunkRaba
    05:22 PM

    @Ali-Kharazi: Many of them DO! :P #crime
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    Image of Ali-Kharazi Ali-Kharazi
    05:38 PM

    @DrunkRaba: Really. There are no problems when you play? You can play every PS2 game the same way they played on your PS2? That's amazing. #crime
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    Image of Đipic Đipic
    06:04 PM

    @Ali-Kharazi: I liked the part where you changed "playing PS2 games" to "playing PS2 games exactly the same way they're played on a PS2". #crime
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    Image of willyt9 willyt9
    04:52 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    Muncie ain't no Immokalee.

    Immokalee is str8 gangsta. Muncie is straight hillbilly. #crime
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    Image of Demonbird Demonbird
    04:32 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    When they said "It only does everything," they meant EVERYTHING!
    Don't tell me you all won't be pissing yourselves in excitement when you wake up one day to find this thing making you a nice plate of waffles. #crime
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    Image of LordChris915 LordChris915
    04:37 PM

    @Demonbird: Mine greets me in the voice of John Cleese and offers condolences when my football team lose.
    It also insults people who don't wipe their feet! #crime
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    Image of HulkShmash HulkShmash
    04:39 PM

    @Demonbird: I heard the next firmware update adds cupholders. #crime
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    Image of Bouchart Bouchart
    04:18 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    The stench of incredulity is all over this article. #crime
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    Image of Paradox me Paradox me
    04:18 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    We have the means to obtain assault rifles and pistols, but not shotguns. Let's kidnap a teen so that we might purchase that particular type of firearm from Wal-Mart!

    Even before the PlayStation 3, this plan sounded rock solid. #crime
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    Image of Calchas0101 Calchas0101
    04:23 PM

    @Paradox me: They had 50% off all pump shotguns, and 45% off all auto shotties. cant imagine the sales on black friday xD #crime
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    Image of Blastarr Blastarr
    04:09 PM

    In reply to PS3: It Only Does Kidnapping ...
    Maybe the kid Hawked the jewel's and bought the Slim to replace his YLoDed one?

    Or maybe it happened like he said it did, who knows....
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    Image of Ad-hominem Ad-hominem
    02:45 PM

    In reply to EyePet Review: His Master's Voice
    I was hoping for it to succeed, but one of the folks expecting it to fail.
    I was one of the people who bought Eye of Judgment, and the game struggled to even read the cards correctly on a set placemat. Expecting it to react realistically would have been absurd.
    Of course, I don't expect any better from Natal, as it still suffers from that "real world" problem. #eyepet
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    Image of Laute Laute
    03:16 PM

    @Ad-hominem: Then again, I remember a lot of people being wary of the Wii and its technology when it was first announced.

    I know, I know, they're entirely different projects in terms of scope and depth, but there's still room to be pleasantly surprised.

    That said, emotiv's headset dealy has been described by various sources I generally trust as either good or bad, so the jury's still out on that one.

    I don't think non-traditional gaming is a necessity yet, but pushing the boundaries past the virtual-reality shooter of 1995 county fairs is a welcome change. #eyepet
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    Image of Ad-hominem Ad-hominem
    03:29 PM

    @Laute: Using the Wii as a comparison isn't a particularly good idea, when you realize that there are still people complaining about poor responsiveness with Wii controls. #eyepet
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    Image of MrBionic MrBionic
    01:30 PM

    In reply to EyePet Review: His Master's Voice
    I was kind of hoping this would succeed, having bought an eyetoy on sale... but looking at it sitting there unused most of the time.

    *sigh*. #eyepet
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    Image of PoweredByHentai PoweredByHentai
    04:03 PM

    @MrBionic: What about video conferencing? #eyepet
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    MrBionic promoted this comment PoweredByHentai was starred PoweredByHentai was unstarred
    Image of MrBionic MrBionic
    04:12 PM

    @PoweredByHentai: What about it? It's for people that like to stay in touch that know each other really well and have a reason to want to see each other. None of that applies to me at all. #eyepet
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    Image of PoweredByHentai PoweredByHentai
    04:17 PM

    @MrBionic: Well, if you don't have anyone to keep tabs on from time to time, then yeah, I can see how the EyeToy isn't going to be all that useful to you. I guess you'll have to wait until the Sphere comes out so that you can grief your LBP buddies. #eyepet
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    Image of MrBionic MrBionic
    04:21 PM

    @PoweredByHentai: Yah, I pretty much only got it because it was on sale and I wanted to make rude gestures at people in Burnout: Paradise, but that got old really fast, and I meant to get LBP at the time, so I could import textures and stuff, but never did end up getting LBP. I should really do that. #eyepet
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    Image of MCWHAMMER MCWHAMMER
    11:23 AM

    In reply to PlayStation Store Update: Slowtaku Edition
    Sony probably should've offered 1 free dynamic theme, to give people an idea of what it was. They've been pretty stingy with their themes lately, considering they haven't earned our trust by at least giving us new avatars once in four years. #playstationstore
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    Image of Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians. Foxstar is in love with Kotaku's two Brians.
    08:40 AM

    In reply to EyePet Review: His Master's Voice
    Ugly pet, shabby game. I thought London Studio developed the PS2 EyeToy and all it's games. So what happened here? #eyepet
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    Image of FP_slomo788 FP_slomo788
    08:22 AM

    In reply to EyePet Review: His Master's Voice
    Yeah, it's what I feared. Not just the technical problems, but also the absence of design. Media Molecule, Insomniac or Naughty Dog (teams that know how to make good platforming games). It's a half-baked tech demo, and its potential will probably never be fully achieved as SCE will file this under "Big Failures."

    Shame, indeed. #eyepet
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    Image of Golgari Golgari
    08:42 AM

    @FP_slomo788: well its just because this game is not a priority for SCE. Thats why ND, Insomniac, Molecule and top tier developers won't do this title (or any on PS eye).
    There is just no potential interest in camera yet (or market), but for kids this will be a nice present.

    If your child will smile, then its enough about this game. #eyepet
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    dd528 promoted this comment Golgari was starred Golgari was unstarred
    Image of dd528 dd528
    09:31 AM

    @Golgari: If your child will smile, then its enough about this game.

    Exactly. #eyepet
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    Image of FP_slomo788 FP_slomo788
    01:55 PM

    @Golgari: I agree 100%, but (well I guess 99%) I think everyone should still expect quality from the game, even if it's targeted at children. If they will be frustrated by the technical problems or if they will get bored after one hour of doing the same things, then it was not ready to be sold.

    But then again, who can predict how a child will react? Maybe they will love it all the way after all. #eyepet
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    Image of Kanik Kanik
    08:01 AM

    In reply to EyePet Review: His Master's Voice
    They should move onto Eyetoy Kinetic 2.

    I want to see a sequel to the only videogame that gives an actual work out. #eyepet
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    Image of DoktorGoku DoktorGoku
    08:20 AM

    @Kanik: YES! Wholeheartedly agreed. I work out every day, and when I picked that one up, it kicked the crap out of me. #eyepet
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    07:56 AM

    In reply to EyePet Review: His Master's Voice
    I fucking called it!!! #eyepet
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    Image of Vipre77 Vipre77
    11:20 AM

    @rich8606: Congrats, Nostradamus. Your powers of foresight are truly a sight to behold. :rolleyes: #eyepet
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    Image of rich8606 rich8606
    12:49 PM

    @Vipre77: Thank you, thank you. :bows: #eyepet
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