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    Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses

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    Image of Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do... Taggart6: I don't always drink beer, but when I do...
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Makes sense. I can use the razor to shave my neither regions in an effort to further humiliate those who I will tag bag after they lose to my 2001 Detroit Lions.
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    Image of Kris Kris
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    A razor so you can slit your wrist after finding out that you just bought the same damn game for the 10th time? :)
    All joking aside, that's...helpful? I guess if you remember to buy the roses during the excitement of buying yet another Madden game, then you can give them to your girl as an early apology that you'll be ignoring her for the next week.
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    Image of Peffse Peffse
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Our Wal-Mart received deodorant to give with whoever buys the game. Apparently gamers stink.
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Peffse was starred Peffse was unstarred
    Image of Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!!
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Maybe it was meant to be this promo?

    TWILIGHT EMO MADDEN KIT:

    Madden 10: So you can cry about the fact that you paid sixty bucks for what is not NFL 2K10.

    Roses: So you can cry about how they pick them by cutting them from their stems.

    Razorblade: So you can cry about how the other player thrashes your ass with a rival team, while you cut "I HATE MYSELF", as you bleed all over your self and that stupid mood ring that you think looks great with your Twilight getup.

    Red Ring of Death.

    The End.
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    Edited by Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! at 08/10/09 10:48 AM Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was starred Soldier_CLE says DON'T STOP AT THE STAR! REVOKE THE WHOLE DAMN THING, OWEN!!! was unstarred
    Image of patapon patapon
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Wal-mart is always at the *cutting edge* of low prices.
    (doe hohohoho)
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    08/10/09

    @patapon: Hey guys, I wonder when Wal-mart will *slash* the price of Madden 10.
    (doe hohohoho)
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    08/10/09

    @patapon: Jezez, 2 puns in a *rose*. I'm really on a roll here guys, aren't I?
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    08/10/09

    @patapon: Will you get to *touchdown* if you buy her discounted walmart roses?
    Probably not... it will only *madden* her. You will most likely be *Electronic Art'ing* yourself on the couch.
    ....i'm not sure that last one made sense
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    Image of The_Mechanical_Writer The_Mechanical_Writer
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    But is it the GAMER razor? because everyone knows that is the only thing we use to shave our faces, well other than our +4 agility daggers.

    p.s. OH IT IS THE GAMER ONE HURRAY!
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    patapon promoted this comment Edited by The_Mechanical_Writer at 08/10/09 10:20 AM The_Mechanical_Writer was starred The_Mechanical_Writer was unstarred
    Image of patapon patapon
    08/10/09

    @The_Mechanical_Writer: When I first saw a commercial for "the gamer razor" I thought I was being punked or something. But then it sunk in that it was for athletes. I then thought of how a real *Gamer* commercial would go down and as you can imagine, much lolz ensued.

    "Come slobs, come couch potatoes, gamers rejoice that us 'people' has made a blade for you. It acts as a standard razor, but with one major adjustment... THE ULTRA VAC. Yes, that's right, the ultra vac. Now YOU can shave and get all that pesky Cheeto powder out of your beard at the SAME TIME! A quick 5 minute shave a day will ensure that you can go to the prom with your mom on time this year.

    It's the gamer razor, GET IN THE GAME!!!"
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    Edited by patapon at 08/10/09 10:44 AM patapon was starred patapon was unstarred
    Image of The_Mechanical_Writer The_Mechanical_Writer
    08/10/09

    @patapon:
    I wonder if anyone saw the gamer razor commercial and actually thought "Oh my god awesome I should get one" and meant it from the bottom of his soul....
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    Image of patapon patapon
    08/10/09

    @The_Mechanical_Writer: Well, the true meaning of the commercial didn't sink in 'right away'.
    For the 2 weeks that it did take me to realize, you can imagine how clean shaven I was. :3
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    Image of wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Those are odd offers.

    Luckily I've got a Micro Center nearby, so I was able to take advantage of their own, miles-better deal. $5 toward the purchase over the weekend and it's only going to cost $37.88 in total after tax.

    I just wish there were more Micro Centers around. That place has some pretty good deals. And it's super-convenient when one of your hard drives takes a dump, to not have to order something online.
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    Edited by wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! at 08/10/09 10:17 AM wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! was starred wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! was unstarred
    Image of The_Mechanical_Writer The_Mechanical_Writer
    08/10/09

    @wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!:
    pfhhh I imagine you aren't aware that the ONLY true way of playing madden is while laying in a bed covered in rose petals.
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    Image of wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! wild homes loves you but chooses darkness!
    08/10/09

    @The_Mechanical_Writer: Don't get me wrong-- I do very much intend to play my copy of Madden while laying in a bed of rose petals (is there any other way?)-- but I plan on using the money I saved to buy some Game Fuel Mountain Dew, Marc Ecko Halo shirts, and maybe some horse armor.
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    Edited by wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! at 08/10/09 12:59 PM wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! was starred wild homes loves you but chooses darkness! was unstarred
    Image of Ibanez720 Ibanez720
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Bad goth poem? More like a bad emo poem, those kids buy razors by the dozen at Hot Topic.
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    SuperSonik promoted this comment Edited by Ibanez720 at 08/10/09 9:59 AM Ibanez720 was starred Ibanez720 was unstarred
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    08/10/09

    @Ibanez720: I'm pretty sure "razorblades and cupcakes" is a song by Story of the Year off Page Avenue. Too lazy to look it up, though.
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    Image of KillerBee KillerBee
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    The guys buying Madden from Walmart don't have the need for either of these for any reason.
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    Image of d1sCo_d3aTh d1sCo_d3aTh
    08/10/09

    @KillerBee: Wow Stereotype much?
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    Image of The_Mechanical_Writer The_Mechanical_Writer
    08/10/09


    @d1sCo_d3aTh:
    It is not a sterotype it is the truth. All of us that read and comment on this site look like this.

    [edited to remove comma splice]
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    MrBangBam promoted this comment Edited by The_Mechanical_Writer at 08/10/09 10:31 AM The_Mechanical_Writer was starred The_Mechanical_Writer was unstarred
    Image of '360 Cabinboy (Corsair) '360 Cabinboy (Corsair)
    08/10/09

    In reply to Wal-Mart Promotes Madden With Razorblades And Roses
    Playing Madden and shaving. Doesn't get any better than that.
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    Image of Go Go Gadget: Guttah Trash! Go Go Gadget: Guttah Trash!
    08/10/09

    @'360 Fanboy: NOW YOU'RE A MAN!
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    Image of Robotube on PSN wants to play SFHD. Robotube on PSN wants to play SFHD.
    12/02/08

    In reply to Scenes From A Nintendo DS Massage Spa
    Happy endings?
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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    12/02/08

    In reply to Scenes From A Nintendo DS Massage Spa
    Hmm...it looks way too open there to ask for "happy endings" not like Nintendo would condone it in the first place....oh well...
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    Image of GohanGVO GohanGVO
    12/06/08

    @NeVeRMoRe666: Nintendo has you covered: Pictochat.
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    Image of Maxyboy13 Maxyboy13
    12/02/08

    In reply to Scenes From A Nintendo DS Massage Spa
    I actually go to that mall in NJ. Weird, usually I have to find these things, but now they're finding me.


    Oh well, I guess I'll be making a trip this weekend. :p

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