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    Image of NeVeRMoRe666 NeVeRMoRe666
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Do Kotick and replace the pie with KNIVES dipped in acid and dog-shit, I'll have you 5000 followers by tuesday.
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    Edited by NeVeRMoRe666 at 11/14/09 8:51 PM NeVeRMoRe666 was starred NeVeRMoRe666 was unstarred
    Image of SouthernerISuppose SouthernerISuppose
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    "Bernard, a customer support rep for Activision, proclaimed that if he got more Twitter followers than his colleague, Randolph, by Friday, he'd pie Randy in the face."

    That doesn't make sense to me at all. So Bernard gets to throw a pie in the face of Randolph if he gets more followers? It sounds like Bernard made the "bet" but Randolph ends up the loser for a bet that Bernard made. If Bernard is the one making the bet then Randolph should benefit if the conditions aren't met. I could see Bernard getting a pie in the face if he didn't get more followers than Randolph or Randolph getting a pie in the face if he bet Bernard couldn't pass his number of followers.

    Bernard sounds like a dick. I'd bet that guy that I could punch him in the face and it wouldn't hurt. #activision
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    Image of JGab JGab
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    I wonder if one of these guys were the same ones that responded to me and gave me the "screw you" response? Even after I said I was going to only buy Rock Band games from now on did they pretty much say "screw you" again.

    Maybe that guy who got hit with the pie was actually a customer of theirs... #activision
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    Image of -MasterDex- -MasterDex-
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Meanwhile, in the home of a PC gamer who couldn't connect to Xbox Live, someone is firing their phone at a wall. #activision
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    Image of Bokusatsu_Tenshi Bokusatsu_Tenshi
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    "Thank you for calling costumer suppo-ort!" That made the whole thing extra-funny #activision
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    Image of Bursar Bursar
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    His face wasn't balanced for pie. #activision
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    Image of kahoona kahoona
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    He will be getting a letter from Mr. Kotick reminding him about not having fun on the job. #activision
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    Image of WittyUserName WittyUserName
    11/14/09

    @kahoona: You can't have fun in here! This is a game company!
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    -MasterDex- promoted this comment Edited by WittyUserName at 11/14/09 4:27 PM WittyUserName was starred WittyUserName was unstarred
    Image of BryanGuitarDude BryanGuitarDude
    11/14/09

    @WittyUserName: We make games! Not fun! #activision
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    Image of someone_else someone_else
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Activision customer support? Is this an Oxymoron? #activision
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    Image of SacGamer SacGamer
    11/14/09

    @someone_else: I bet you've never even used it.

    Stupid blind hatred. Lots of it. #activision
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    Image of Lee Lee
    11/14/09

    @SacGamer: Blind hatred? I bet you've never even felt it.

    Stupid blind hatred hating people.. #activision
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    Image of omgwtflolbbqbye omgwtflolbbqbye
    11/15/09

    @Lee: God I hate blind people so much!

    Always crashing into things and tapping stuff with their canes... #activision
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    Image of lolgreg lolgreg
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Looks like Randolph's win wasn't such a piece of cake after all #activision
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    Image of Orionsaint Orionsaint
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Hahaha pie in the face never gets old! #activision
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    Image of Showmeyomoves! Showmeyomoves!
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Randolph shouldn't have taken Bernard's proposal at face value.

    Or the pie, for that matter. #activision
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    Image of Atomsk88 Atomsk88
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    I wouldn't mind hand delivered pie. Straight to my mouth... region... area.

    I like pie! #activision
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    Image of Bouchart Bouchart
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    This seems strangely fitting for Activision.

    On an unrelated note, from the little I see of their offices, Activision's offices are far less drab looking than the place where I work. #activision
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    Image of Fallible. Fallible.
    11/14/09

    In reply to At Activision Customer Support, Do Unto Others Before They Do Unto You
    Twitter customer support is ridiculous. The 140 character limit alone makes it near to impossible to ask any serious question. (1/2). #activision
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    Image of Fallible. Fallible.
    11/14/09

    Never-mind trying to get to the bottom of a 140 character response that's supposed to fix your problem. E-mail works just fine. (2/2). #activision
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    Image of kingbob337 kingbob337
    11/14/09

    @Fallible.: But email isn't "hip" #activision
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    Image of Atomsk88 Atomsk88
    11/14/09

    @Fallible.: I imagine it goes something like...

    Customer: Liek, OMGZ! My game is not playing! I want to play! RAWR!
    Support: Did you insert the game right-side up?
    Customer: Oh... BLOLOLOLOL!!! #activision
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    Image of kingbob337 kingbob337
    11/14/09

    @Atomsk88: Support: Did you try turning it off and on again? #activision
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    Image of Atomsk88 Atomsk88
    11/14/09

    @kingbob337: Support: Is your console plugged in? #activision
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    Image of kingbob337 kingbob337
    11/14/09

    @Atomsk88: Support: Is the little light on your TV red or green? #activision
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    Image of TacoBomber TacoBomber
    11/14/09

    @Atomsk88: Do you own a copy of the game? #activision
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    11/14/09

    Prototype is giving problems with the graphics. The framerate drops way too often considering I blow oodles of cash on my top of the line Al #activision
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    11/14/09

    Alienware setup. I am running Windows XP with Service Pack 3. My video card supports DirectX® 11 with Shader Model 3 support -- it's an AMD #activision
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    11/14/09

    Radeon 5750. I'm actually running two of those on a Core i7-965 Extreme system equipped with 8 GB RAM. I can include a HiJackThis report if #activision
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    Image of Kobun Kobun
    11/14/09

    that helps. Please respond ASAP. #activision
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    Image of kylenalepa kylenalepa
    11/14/09

    @Fallible.: Maybe that'll force people to actually express their problem in a clear and concise manner? I work phone tech support and given the chance, people will ramble to no end about anything and everything. #activision
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