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L4D is NS4W With Nude Zoey Mod
I could be reading from the Nacogdoches phone book to you right now and you wouldn't care. You saw "nude zoey" and clicked the link, right? Hope your boss/girlfriend/mom isn't in the room. More »
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By Owen GoodComment by chaos_isnt_here: now we need nude models for the guys. Just to be fair :P 20 Responses | Other threads
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e3 2009
E3's Lone Porn Star Is Eyeing a Wii
Plenty of video game developers have booth babes on hand at this year's E3 to add a little sizzle to their games, but only Codemasters has an award-winning porn star in attendance. More »
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Comment by Calvin: She can clean me any day. By that, I mean stay away from me. I don't need me any STD's. 14 Responses | Other threads
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psp
6 Year-Old Buys Porn-Infested PSP From Wal-Mart
Hey, parents: if you're buying a games console from Wal-Mart, do the right thing and check it out first yourself. That way, you'll avoid what happened to poor little Eliso Tovar. More »
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Comment by Xero_Azmea: Good luck with that. She can probably return it for a replacement PSP, but anything more than a free game... 32 Responses | Other threads
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nsfw
Left 4 Dead Reaches Ultimate Milestone: Parody Porn
Congratulations, Valve. You've finally made it to the big leagues. Some enterprising pornographers have parodied Left 4 Dead in a series of fleshy features that gives zombie smut lovers something to watch before bedtime. More »
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Comment by Komrade Kayce - Hero of Soviet Kotaku: Must find must find must find. People, PLEASE, a link! 11 Responses | Other threads
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maximum risky
The Games that Inspired Porn
Ah, Feb. 15. It's the day for porn, shame and regret. So is Feb. 14 if you don't have a girlfriend. (I do. It's a picture of Olivia Munn). More »
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By Owen GoodComment by akumaserge: ...Is there a metal gear inspired one? 13 Responses | Other threads
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porn
So What Games Are Porn Stars Into?
Right now, I'm playing Mirror's Edge. Thanks for asking. I, however, am not a pornographic film star, and as such, what I'm playing is nowhere near as interesting as what they're playing. More »
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Comment by CatboyMac's angry girlfriend: We can re-enact 2girls1cup after I throw up due to motion sickness while playing Mirror's Edge! Also, I have no idea... 16 Responses | Other threads
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Princess Waltz
Card-Based H-Game Princess Waltz Confuses My Sensibilities
JAST USA has just released the English version of popular Japanese hentai game Princess Waltz, which combines anime sex with card-based strategy battles in a way that has me very confused. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by Yukito: I've been thinking about buying Princess Waltz for a while now and probably will in the future. Not really interested... 7 Responses | Other threads
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adverts
New Gamestop Ad Preys On Your Worst Fears
It is an advertising truism that Sex Sells, but so does fear. Whether it is fear of human odours fuelling deodorant marketing or fear of Terror selling a war, manipulating our darkest fears is a surefire way to get the public to sign on the dotted line. More »
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Comment by Cloral: This ad is awful. I can't believe the networks will let them air it. 19 Responses | Other threads
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NSFW: Gamer Porn: Would You Pay for This?
Early this morning we got a tip to that photo (and others), which is part of a gallery of the very attractive Ann Angel showing her lust for Master Chief. The tip backtracked to a site called Gamer Fetish (extremely NSFW, NSFchildren, NSFusing family computer at kitchen table, you name it). And I think it's safe to say that geek porn is officially a growth segment for that business, no small feat considering the infinite variety of infinite fetishes/urges/niches served by online erotica. More »
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By Owen GoodComment by Terance! - In Before What My Message Says: No one buys porn. No one smart. 1 Responses | Other threads
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grand theft auto
Parents Fear GTA More Than Sex And Alcohol
Back in my days as a teen, my parents weren't afraid of anything as far as I was concerned, but not all 15-year-olds are 6'6" with a goatee. Today's parents have plenty to worry about in fact, though a recent survey performed at the family-focused consumer game site What They Play seems to indicate their priorities are a bit out of whack. They asked a series of asked over 1,600 respondents what they’d fear the most if their 17-year-old were to participate in a sleepover. The results, picked from single answers only - no multiple choice here - indicated that while 16% were concerned about pornography and 14% about beer, 19% voiced concerns that their child might end up playing Grand Theft Auto. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by ViewtifulJason: Wow. Parents keep looking dumber in my eyes as each day passes. 1 Responses | Other threads
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spore
CNN Tackles Hot Spore Porn Issue
We had our fun with lewd and lascivious Spore creatures when the Creature Creator first hit, and then we were done, but some people just can't let go and move on. The plague of Spornography has become so widespread that even the folks at CNN can no longer turn a blind eye. At least they keep things classy. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by TokeYo: Everyone should have their eyes gouged out at birth to shield them from the awful truth of the world! more » | Other threads
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saint's row 2
Porn Starlet Tera Patrick Joins Saint's Row 2
Weapons? Drugs? Violence? What doesn't Saint's Row 2 have (that Grand Theft Auto has already done)? A porn starlet on the development team. No, not 'on' the development team. CVG reports that Veteran adult entertainment engineer Tera Patrick has apparently joined the team at Volition as a "special producer". What exactly she will be producing remains up in the air at this time, but I am assuming it has something to do with procedurally generating sales to the sort of people who know her work intimately. Having seen Ms. Patrick performing her work accidentally via the internet in the long-distant past a week ago, I can't imagine what else she might be bringing to the table, other than wobbly table legs. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by freespeech1: tera patrick and gary busey, what more could you ask for!!!????????!!!!!!!!!!!! How about a little person now, let's see... more » | Other threads
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kotaku after dark
The Market Is Finally Ready For Wii Remote Dildo Peripherals
They're to be sold by a company by the name of oioo. No idea what games could ever support this. They come in his & her's varieties. Or her's and her's. Or his and...look, we're still a little unsure about the one on the left. It looks like it will cause injuries. And not the type that break a television. The type that makes medical textbooks, the type nurses and paramedics will joke about for years to come. More »
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Comment by UltimateXShadow: This peripheral would work well with a masturbation simulator. "Wii Sex," anyone? more » | Other threads
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porn
Whorelore Incites The Rage Of Bonan
Apparently I'm not the only one enamored with Funcom's recently released Age of Conan. The creators of Whorelore (formerly World of Whorecraft) have jumped into the Hyborean Age as well with "Rage of Bonan". More » -
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The Uncanny Valley Explained (In Terms of Porn And Star Wars)
The uncanny valley is that strange place in digital graphics where a human looks so almost real that the figure is actually more upsetting to the viewer than if they were playing, say, Rainbow Six Vegas 2 with two white sticks and a ball. For anyone who may have missed 30 Rock last week, here's the uncanny valley better articulated with the kind of references we can all understand (porn and Star Wars). More »
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By Mark WilsonComment by EdricParis: Wow.. that video explanation was excellent! more » | Other threads
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porn
Sasha Grey Talks Games (Not Sex)
Just because porn starlet Sasha Grey is into puking, that doesn't mean she's one dimensional. She's into gaming as well! Sasha is the proud owner of a Coleco Vision and enjoys playing games on her iPod when not doing other things. She adds: More »
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Comment by WoozyB: @HurricaneDave: Sounds to me like someone is a bit too eager to be on the anti-porn bandwagon. Sounds to me... more » | Other threads
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xbox 360
The Coolest Scary Mean Mom Gets Revenge
Being a kid is hard. Being a parent? Harder. When a 13 year-old Virginia kid intentionally broke the vacuum cleaner so he could skirt his chores and play Xbox 360, his mom took action. Mean mom action. She tells our sister site Gizmodo: More »
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Comment by Spiderbait: This is exactly how the parent should be behaving. The parent recognized that she needed to step up and she... more » | Other threads
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law
Boston Mayor Backs Games As Porn Bill
And yet another state takes a stab at the consistently failing "Games As Porn" bill, which would classify violent video games in the same category as pornography, making it illegal to sell them to minors. This time around it is Massachusetts, whose legislature will consider House Bill 1423 tomorrow. Among the bill's supporters is Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino"Children aged 17 and under should not be sold this stuff, so they are not getting into the hands of 9- and 10-year-olds," said Larry Mayes, Menino's chief of human services.
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By Mike FaheyComment by EricaAntinous: Boston Porn Boston Escort Boston Escort Reviews Boston Sex www.bostonsexguide.com more » | Other threads
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sex
Porn Queen, Hardcore Gamer
At the recent AVN (think CES, but with porn), game site GameDaily quizzed a host of adult video actress about video games. Knowledge varied. Take Jenna Haze, who quipped: More »
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Comment by ShermanEpidaurus: hey jenna if i had a chance to have you in my filmyou would be doing all k9ind of hard... more » | Other threads
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blu-ray
Porn Studio Aims to Please PS3 Owners
The format drama continues! Adult video maker Digital Playground initially picked HD DVD for its new format, but now is supporting both HD DVD and Blu-ray "until there is a clear-cut winner," says company founder Joone. This February will see eight Digital Playground titles on Blu-ray. What caused the change of heart? Says Joone: More »
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Comment by justhdporn: They have a lot of blu-ray porn at [www.justhdporn.com] more » | Other threads
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marketing
EA On Need For Speed Porn: Oops
And here we thought the UK marketing team for EA's Need For Speed ProStreet were geniuses, combining fast cars with naked women in order to appeal to the male demographic. I thought their only fault was not having one of the girls holding a pizza and some beer, thus completing the holy trinity of testosteronic power. It turns out the whole thing was just some sort of fluke."We regret that these images slipped through the proper EA approval process," said a spokesperson for the publisher, speaking to GamesIndustry.biz. "They were not appropriate for our brand. The original site has been taken down this morning."
Hopefully they will be replaced with naked brunettes, who would lend a much more intelligent-yet-mysterious air to the advertisements, which I feel would be completely appropriate for their brand. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by joelface: so, just throwing this out there, but do you think that posting the pictures, and retracting them a day later... more » | Other threads
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porn
Halo 3 (Soft) Porn
The Suicide Girls, who have long had a voice in video gaming, popped up a naught set of Halo 3 inspired pictures today. The set is images of the lovely Alaina doing a strip tease out of a set of Mjolnir armor. Ouch, I hope she didn't pinch herself getting that chest plating off.
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New Mass Effect Character Creation Video, Hottttttt
We know, it's Friday night and you had plans. Well they can wait—at least fifteen minutes while you watch this 1UP preview of Mass Effect. There's a lot of new stuff here that will give you a better feeling for combat, character creation, and the universe of Mass Effect. More »
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By Mark WilsonComment by PainfulPriapism: Damn this stuff looks amazing! I was planing on saving for an HDTV but I will go out a reserve... more » | Other threads
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office romance
Nintendo, Capcom Employee Porn?
Adult video maker Plum has a series of hardcore flicks called "First Time Amateurs Live." Here's the hook: They're young women who've worked for major Japanese corporations. Women who've apparently worked for Nintendo as a secretary (link NSFW), a Capcom PR lady (ditto) and Makuhari Messe receptionist (likewise). Makuhari Messe? That's where they hold the Tokyo Game Show! Note that no Nintendo or Capcom characters actually appear in these videos. Mosaics, however, do. More »
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Comment by Sharkmenow: @CastorKrieg: Saying Chinese women are hotter is like saying NES games have better graphics than SNES games. Most Chinese women... more » | Other threads
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shameful
DoA, Tomb Raider "Interactive Sex" Flicks
Rule 34 tells us that if something exists, there is a porn of it. And Dead or Alive must have several dirty movies — a handful, even. At the recent, Adult Treasure Expo in Chiba, Japan adult film distributor Thrust Films decorated its booth with posters for its Tomb Raider rip-off Jewel Raider and Dead or Alive reiteration Kazami "interactive sex" flicks. Thought the Dead or Alive already was an interactive sex game. Zing! More »
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Comment by dsvella: BY ZOMBIEPUPPY AT 07/31/07 12:30 AM I want a rule 34 on the Silent Hill movie. There are... more » | Other threads
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three speech
Three Speech Grills Harrison on Home Porn
Someone at the 'unofficial' Sony blog Three Speech was really pushing his luck during a GDC interview with Phil Harrison. Phil seemed a little upset that the first four questions asked had to deal with using PlayStation Home as a tool to lure unsuspecting people into your personal space to show them porn. More »
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By Mike FaheyComment by bmyles: porn in home is something you cant prevent and this issue will never be resolved.There is no possible way to... more » | Other threads
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jeff minter
Jeff Minter, Naughty Dude
Laptops make good porn banks. Just ask llama obsessed game designer Jeff Minter. He was giving a keynote at the Independent Game Summit at GDC. Insert Credit's Brandon Sheffield reports: More »
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Comment by areyouspiffy: Coherent is absolutely right. Quite honestly, if I looked through someone's computer and didn't find anything of that nature, I... more » | Other threads
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Comment by Throtex: I think the simple solution is to just block any website with the word *porn* in the domain name. 1 Responses | Other threads
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Japanese Erotic Game Adapted Into Porno
Add erotic PC games to places where Japanese adult vids take inspiration. Back in 2002, PC title maker AliceSoft's Tsumamigui (NSFW) was the best selling erotic computer game. The title is a kanji word play on the Japanese word "wife" (tsuma) and "eat secretly" (tsumamigui). Fast forward to the present day, AliceSoft has given its blessing to a hardcore skin flick based on the game. Above the film's starlets pose with their in-game counterparts. No word whether the game's fans are pissed that women with normal sized eyes have been cast. I know I am!
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Comment by bugbread: @yhancik: You're totally right. I have no idea how I forgot about shunga entirely. I should probably have said... more » | Other threads
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Comment by DarkHorse: What about that Communist Russia themed flash version of Mario, full of that Soviet pomp music and our Hero crushing... more » | Other threads
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Comment by hondo: Phantasy Whore Bukktai: The cock in you eye Chubby Robo and for those in to the freaky stuff Donkey Dong but lets not forget real... more » | Other threads
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Comment by ZeroCorpse: There's nothing quite like seeing the pimples on Ron Jeremy's butt in high definition! Aren't you glad for this great... more » | Other threads
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clips
TV News Creates PSPorn Fear
You might want to sit down for this news. Apparently, you can use the web browser built into the Playstation Portable. And (I'm telling you, sit down) you can use that browser to plug into the porn-choked intertubes. That's right, porn on your Playstation Portable. Someone better alert the police. Next you're going to tell me that laptops get porn.
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Comment by StartingAces: If I were a parent, I wouldn't want my kid to bring a portable video game system to school unless... more » | Other threads
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nintendo
"Wii And Zelda Porn"? Yes!
Yes, Nintendo just sent us an e-mail with the title "Wii And Zelda Porn". After sprinting for the tissues while the pictures downloaded, I couldn't have been more disappointed to return and view the contents. Instead of sexy photos of a shirtless oiled Link whipping out his "Master Sword" or freaknasty pics of Zelda with an octorok, we got photos from Nintendo's production and distribution facility in North Bend, Washington. Cue slide whistle sound here. More » -
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Wii Unboxed
Gamespot member Adolfobaja posts that Mexican magazine Atomix already got their greedy little hands on a retail Wii. And he posted the pictures to prove it. Cue the badada badada badada music and hit the jump for the rest of the show.
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Comment by shaunomacx@onelastcontinue.com: if this is the FINAL retail one why isnt Wii Sports in the box o.O more » | Other threads
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Comment by MoreTypingOfTheDeadPlease: you can play Irritating Stick in MAME under the name Irritating Maze (providing of course you own the orignal board... more » | Other threads
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Comment by ice_freezer: Its funny it doesn't contain ANYTHING that remotely interesting to me, yet it was a brilliant, brilliant piece of reading... more » | Other threads
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liz vicious
Boring Liz Vicious Video Prompts Curious Girl Gamer Manifesto
Welcome to Kotaku's 14,000th post! As a prize, here's a boring video of a pretty girl playing Sega... More »
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By kotaku.comComment by Norellicus: Good ol Sonic 3 + S&K. One of my first games to triumph over as a kid; the sounds... more » | Other threads
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