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L4D is NS4W With Nude Zoey Mod
I could be reading from the Nacogdoches phone book to you right now and you wouldn't care. You saw "nude zoey" and clicked the link, right? Hope your boss/girlfriend/mom isn't in the room. More » -
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E3's Lone Porn Star Is Eyeing a Wii
Plenty of video game developers have booth babes on hand at this year's E3 to add a little sizzle to their games, but only Codemasters has an award-winning porn star in attendance. More » -
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6 Year-Old Buys Porn-Infested PSP From Wal-Mart
Hey, parents: if you're buying a games console from Wal-Mart, do the right thing and check it out first yourself. That way, you'll avoid what happened to poor little Eliso Tovar. More » -
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Left 4 Dead Reaches Ultimate Milestone: Parody Porn
Congratulations, Valve. You've finally made it to the big leagues. Some enterprising pornographers have parodied Left 4 Dead in a series of fleshy features that gives zombie smut lovers something to watch before bedtime. More » -
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The Games that Inspired Porn
Ah, Feb. 15. It's the day for porn, shame and regret. So is Feb. 14 if you don't have a girlfriend. (I do. It's a picture of Olivia Munn). More » -
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So What Games Are Porn Stars Into?
Right now, I'm playing Mirror's Edge. Thanks for asking. I, however, am not a pornographic film star, and as such, what I'm playing is nowhere near as interesting as what they're playing. More » -
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Card-Based H-Game Princess Waltz Confuses My Sensibilities
JAST USA has just released the English version of popular Japanese hentai game Princess Waltz, which combines anime sex with card-based strategy battles in a way that has me very confused. More » -
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New Gamestop Ad Preys On Your Worst Fears
It is an advertising truism that Sex Sells, but so does fear. Whether it is fear of human odours fuelling deodorant marketing or fear of Terror selling a war, manipulating our darkest fears is a surefire way to get the public to sign on the dotted line. More » -
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NSFW: Gamer Porn: Would You Pay for This?
Early this morning we got a tip to that photo (and others), which is part of a gallery of the very attractive Ann Angel showing her lust for Master Chief. The tip backtracked to a site called Gamer Fetish (extremely NSFW, NSFchildren, NSFusing family computer at kitchen table, you name it). And I think it's safe to say that geek porn is officially a growth segment for that business, no small feat considering the infinite variety of infinite fetishes/urges/niches served by online erotica. More » -
grand theft auto
Parents Fear GTA More Than Sex And Alcohol
Back in my days as a teen, my parents weren't afraid of anything as far as I was concerned, but not all 15-year-olds are 6'6" with a goatee. Today's parents have plenty to worry about in fact, though a recent survey performed at the family-focused consumer game site What They Play seems to indicate their priorities are a bit out of whack. They asked a series of asked over 1,600 respondents what they’d fear the most if their 17-year-old were to participate in a sleepover. The results, picked from single answers only - no multiple choice here - indicated that while 16% were concerned about pornography and 14% about beer, 19% voiced concerns that their child might end up playing Grand Theft Auto. More » -
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CNN Tackles Hot Spore Porn Issue
We had our fun with lewd and lascivious Spore creatures when the Creature Creator first hit, and then we were done, but some people just can't let go and move on. The plague of Spornography has become so widespread that even the folks at CNN can no longer turn a blind eye. At least they keep things classy. More » -
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Porn Starlet Tera Patrick Joins Saint's Row 2
Weapons? Drugs? Violence? What doesn't Saint's Row 2 have (that Grand Theft Auto has already done)? A porn starlet on the development team. No, not 'on' the development team. CVG reports that Veteran adult entertainment engineer Tera Patrick has apparently joined the team at Volition as a "special producer". What exactly she will be producing remains up in the air at this time, but I am assuming it has something to do with procedurally generating sales to the sort of people who know her work intimately. Having seen Ms. Patrick performing her work accidentally via the internet in the long-distant past a week ago, I can't imagine what else she might be bringing to the table, other than wobbly table legs. More » -
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The Market Is Finally Ready For Wii Remote Dildo Peripherals
They're to be sold by a company by the name of oioo. No idea what games could ever support this. They come in his & her's varieties. Or her's and her's. Or his and...look, we're still a little unsure about the one on the left. It looks like it will cause injuries. And not the type that break a television. The type that makes medical textbooks, the type nurses and paramedics will joke about for years to come. More » -
porn
Whorelore Incites The Rage Of Bonan
Apparently I'm not the only one enamored with Funcom's recently released Age of Conan. The creators of Whorelore (formerly World of Whorecraft) have jumped into the Hyborean Age as well with "Rage of Bonan". More » -
media
The Uncanny Valley Explained (In Terms of Porn And Star Wars)
The uncanny valley is that strange place in digital graphics where a human looks so almost real that the figure is actually more upsetting to the viewer than if they were playing, say, Rainbow Six Vegas 2 with two white sticks and a ball. For anyone who may have missed 30 Rock last week, here's the uncanny valley better articulated with the kind of references we can all understand (porn and Star Wars). More » -
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Sasha Grey Talks Games (Not Sex)
Just because porn starlet Sasha Grey is into puking, that doesn't mean she's one dimensional. She's into gaming as well! Sasha is the proud owner of a Coleco Vision and enjoys playing games on her iPod when not doing other things. She adds: More » -
xbox 360
The Coolest Scary Mean Mom Gets Revenge
Being a kid is hard. Being a parent? Harder. When a 13 year-old Virginia kid intentionally broke the vacuum cleaner so he could skirt his chores and play Xbox 360, his mom took action. Mean mom action. She tells our sister site Gizmodo: More » -
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Boston Mayor Backs Games As Porn Bill
And yet another state takes a stab at the consistently failing "Games As Porn" bill, which would classify violent video games in the same category as pornography, making it illegal to sell them to minors. This time around it is Massachusetts, whose legislature will consider House Bill 1423 tomorrow. Among the bill's supporters is Boston Mayor Thomas M. Menino"Children aged 17 and under should not be sold this stuff, so they are not getting into the hands of 9- and 10-year-olds," said Larry Mayes, Menino's chief of human services.
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Porn Queen, Hardcore Gamer
At the recent AVN (think CES, but with porn), game site GameDaily quizzed a host of adult video actress about video games. Knowledge varied. Take Jenna Haze, who quipped: More » -
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Porn Studio Aims to Please PS3 Owners
The format drama continues! Adult video maker Digital Playground initially picked HD DVD for its new format, but now is supporting both HD DVD and Blu-ray "until there is a clear-cut winner," says company founder Joone. This February will see eight Digital Playground titles on Blu-ray. What caused the change of heart? Says Joone: More » -
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EA On Need For Speed Porn: Oops
And here we thought the UK marketing team for EA's Need For Speed ProStreet were geniuses, combining fast cars with naked women in order to appeal to the male demographic. I thought their only fault was not having one of the girls holding a pizza and some beer, thus completing the holy trinity of testosteronic power. It turns out the whole thing was just some sort of fluke."We regret that these images slipped through the proper EA approval process," said a spokesperson for the publisher, speaking to GamesIndustry.biz. "They were not appropriate for our brand. The original site has been taken down this morning."
Hopefully they will be replaced with naked brunettes, who would lend a much more intelligent-yet-mysterious air to the advertisements, which I feel would be completely appropriate for their brand. More » -
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Halo 3 (Soft) Porn
The Suicide Girls, who have long had a voice in video gaming, popped up a naught set of Halo 3 inspired pictures today. The set is images of the lovely Alaina doing a strip tease out of a set of Mjolnir armor. Ouch, I hope she didn't pinch herself getting that chest plating off.
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New Mass Effect Character Creation Video, Hottttttt
We know, it's Friday night and you had plans. Well they can wait—at least fifteen minutes while you watch this 1UP preview of Mass Effect. There's a lot of new stuff here that will give you a better feeling for combat, character creation, and the universe of Mass Effect. More » -
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Nintendo, Capcom Employee Porn?
Adult video maker Plum has a series of hardcore flicks called "First Time Amateurs Live." Here's the hook: They're young women who've worked for major Japanese corporations. Women who've apparently worked for Nintendo as a secretary (link NSFW), a Capcom PR lady (ditto) and Makuhari Messe receptionist (likewise). Makuhari Messe? That's where they hold the Tokyo Game Show! Note that no Nintendo or Capcom characters actually appear in these videos. Mosaics, however, do. More » -
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DoA, Tomb Raider "Interactive Sex" Flicks
Rule 34 tells us that if something exists, there is a porn of it. And Dead or Alive must have several dirty movies — a handful, even. At the recent, Adult Treasure Expo in Chiba, Japan adult film distributor Thrust Films decorated its booth with posters for its Tomb Raider rip-off Jewel Raider and Dead or Alive reiteration Kazami "interactive sex" flicks. Thought the Dead or Alive already was an interactive sex game. Zing! More » -
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Three Speech Grills Harrison on Home Porn
Someone at the 'unofficial' Sony blog Three Speech was really pushing his luck during a GDC interview with Phil Harrison. Phil seemed a little upset that the first four questions asked had to deal with using PlayStation Home as a tool to lure unsuspecting people into your personal space to show them porn. More » -
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Jeff Minter, Naughty Dude
Laptops make good porn banks. Just ask llama obsessed game designer Jeff Minter. He was giving a keynote at the Independent Game Summit at GDC. Insert Credit's Brandon Sheffield reports: More » -
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Japanese Erotic Game Adapted Into Porno
Add erotic PC games to places where Japanese adult vids take inspiration. Back in 2002, PC title maker AliceSoft's Tsumamigui (NSFW) was the best selling erotic computer game. The title is a kanji word play on the Japanese word "wife" (tsuma) and "eat secretly" (tsumamigui). Fast forward to the present day, AliceSoft has given its blessing to a hardcore skin flick based on the game. Above the film's starlets pose with their in-game counterparts. No word whether the game's fans are pissed that women with normal sized eyes have been cast. I know I am!
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TV News Creates PSPorn Fear
You might want to sit down for this news. Apparently, you can use the web browser built into the Playstation Portable. And (I'm telling you, sit down) you can use that browser to plug into the porn-choked intertubes. That's right, porn on your Playstation Portable. Someone better alert the police. Next you're going to tell me that laptops get porn. -
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"Wii And Zelda Porn"? Yes!
Yes, Nintendo just sent us an e-mail with the title "Wii And Zelda Porn". After sprinting for the tissues while the pictures downloaded, I couldn't have been more disappointed to return and view the contents. Instead of sexy photos of a shirtless oiled Link whipping out his "Master Sword" or freaknasty pics of Zelda with an octorok, we got photos from Nintendo's production and distribution facility in North Bend, Washington. Cue slide whistle sound here. More » -
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Wii Unboxed
Gamespot member Adolfobaja posts that Mexican magazine Atomix already got their greedy little hands on a retail Wii. And he posted the pictures to prove it. Cue the badada badada badada music and hit the jump for the rest of the show.
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Boring Liz Vicious Video Prompts Curious Girl Gamer Manifesto
Welcome to Kotaku's 14,000th post! As a prize, here's a boring video of a pretty girl playing Sega... More »
























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