Kotaku: pole dancing

No Carmen Electra in Wii Stripper Pole Game?

ogood — Sun, 04 May 2008 15:00:00 MDT

Of course, that assumes there will even be a Wii stripper pole game. Peakaboo Pole Dancing says it's in talks with developers and publishers but, you know, "talks" doesn't exactly mean "deal." But Peakaboo, to MTV Multiplayer, confirmed that the sensuous Ms. Carmen Electra probably will not have any role on this pole, despite an announcement that implied she might.

Additionally, [Peakboo Rep Simon] Kay said the game probably won't involve Carmen Electra. When I asked if Electra was ever asked to be involved in the first place, the response was no. But is there a chance she could be involved in the future? "Unlikely... but not impossible," Kay said.

I think Peakaboo is going about this all wrong. Instead of developing a stripper pole ostensibly for women to exercise, what it needs to do is create Wii Lapdance Seat for male gamers. That would sell. While your dancer avatar gyrates on the screen, you have to keep your hands on the armrests at all times, and the Wiimote, affixed to your head, assures that you stare ashamedly at her naked body while never making eye contact.

Wii Pole Dancing Intended for Fitness, Fun for Men and Women [MTV Multiplayer]

Help Make Wii Pole Dancing A Reality

Luke Plunkett — Tue, 15 Apr 2008 02:30:00 MDT

Peekaboo need your help (so long as "you" are a games developer). The world's #1 seller of fad, celebrity-endorsed "pole dancing as fitness" products, would like someone to help them make a pole dancing fitness game for the Wii. Complete with - I presume/hope- a floor-to-roof dance pole peripheral. Sounds like a joke, but no, no joke. It's even got a precedent, with Peekaboo's DDR-inspired "Bedroom Boogie" kit (less dancing, more...yes) already on the market. Fingers crossed they're allowed to call it Wii Strip.
Peekaboo Pole Dancing concept game for the Wii [Tech Digest, via Go Nintendo]

Dead or Alive Xtreme Pole Dancing

Michael McWhertor — Fri, 24 Nov 2006 16:00:49 MST

I played a good 30 minutes of Dead or Alive Xtreme 2 earlier this week, which was more painful than I could imagine. The broken sequel is just not worth a premium price when internet porn is essentially free. So, as a public service, I present you with a smattering of pole dancing videos featuring the girls of DOAX2.

If you like sloppy boob physics and thick ankles, check 'em out.

Christie
Hitomi
Kasumi
Kokoro
Lei Fang

Turn down the volume, lock the door, then send me a thank you e-mail after your finished. I just saved you sixty bucks. Michael McWhertor