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excaliburps
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
Oh and erm. They said the loading screen at the 5 minute mark is really part of the game. Really! Complete with Benny Hill music.

True story! Oh and I sleep with supermodels and my wang is considered a deadly weapon in most third-world countries...
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excaliburps
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
How the hell did you know it was Polish Owen? Did your own detective work or someone there understood some of it??

Don't we have any Polish commenters here who can give a blow-by-blow translation?

It's been bugging me since yesterday.

Otherwise, this game looks solid. It looks too good to be true sometimes. I mean I've been hoping for a Batman-Splinter Cell-MGS game for a looooong time and it's supposedly coming in a month??! I'm sold on the combat mechanics and stealth. I just hope the boss fights are up to snuff!
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Curse lily
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
Pretty cool but now i understand what Crecente said before

"Every time you take out a bad guy a camp of bats appear and swirl around him for a second Initially it looks kind of neat, but the effect quickly loses its charm"

It may get annoying fast but the game looks awesome nevertheless.

PS.This guy can say the name of the game better than anyone i know ^_^
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ph15h
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
The first decent Batman game in years? SUH-WEET! That alone is worth a buy. Hope it's better than decent and is good+ :D
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RyuuzakiBjorn
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
The only words I understood that the Narrator said was: Mesal Geah Sowid
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Kuwabara Kazuo
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
This Batman reminds me so much of Brucie Kibbutz from GTA IV.

"Genetically different, baby!"
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Bob-a
06/28/09

@Kuwabara Kazuo:

Sir, may i have that comment? Besides you already have a star.
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Gossy... Fortune and Glory
06/28/09

@MoeB: @Kuwabara Kazuo:
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Kuwabara Kazuo
06/28/09

@Bob-a:

Only if you touch my pecs, man. Ice cold. Stay Alpha, bro.
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Kuwabara Kazuo
06/28/09

@Gossy loves yo' mamma's flapjacks:

That's the funniest thing I've had all day.
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Gossy... Fortune and Glory
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
Holy slick gameplay, Batman. This just made my list!
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Numanoid: Derpatron
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
I really don't understand the hype for this game... it just looks like a standard brawler to me.

Is it only riding off of the hype of the Dark Knight?
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Đipic
06/28/09

@Numanoid: Why does it have to be innovative or unique? For batfans, like myself, it just has to be "good". I suppose if you aren't a batman fan then you may not have enough reason to get real excited about.
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Curse lily
06/28/09

@Numanoid: "I really don't understand the hype for this game"

Are you retarded? it's a game about the goddamn Batman! that actually looks good.
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(Zombie) Jölan
06/28/09

In reply to Ten Minutes of Batman: Arkham Asylum — in Polish
I was on the fence about this game due to lack of funds, but looks like I'll be visiting the blood plasma place pretty soon.
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Gossy... Fortune and Glory
06/28/09

@(Zombie) Jolan: Silly Jolan, you can't pay in blood! (but you can sign your cheques in it)
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(Zombie) Jölan
06/28/09

@Gossy loves yo' mamma's flapjacks: nah, the place here pays like 35 bucks per donation, not a bad deal if you have the time, and lack a fear of needles
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Gossy... Fortune and Glory
06/28/09

@(Zombie) Jolan: Nice! I just get guilt-tripped by the NHS (whom I also have to give money to so they can employ people to scowl at me if I walk past the van without donating my precious, precious Type O)!
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DigitalHero
04/27/09

In reply to In Poland, Pismo Swiete = Holy Bible
A soul saving bundle right there. Possibly the best pack in ever.
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Shiryu
04/27/09

In reply to In Poland, Pismo Swiete = Holy Bible
So, I can finnaly answer "Where is your God now?" query of old. Bundled along the PS3 in Poland, it would seem.
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reekon
04/27/09

In reply to In Poland, Pismo Swiete = Holy Bible
Guys, maybe this is the extra "Polish" that the PS3 needs to win the console wars. ;-)
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Chalkdust
04/27/09

@reekon: I chuckled.
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Kobun
04/27/09

In reply to In Poland, Pismo Swiete = Holy Bible
When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.
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ThursdayNext
04/27/09

In reply to In Poland, Pismo Swiete = Holy Bible
That's almost as crazy as, say, sending knuckle dusters out with promo's for your game.
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phicaluk
04/27/09

@ThursdayNext: Don't be absurd. No-one would be that crazy.
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ShadowOdin of dubious snowiness
04/27/09

In reply to In Poland, Pismo Swiete = Holy Bible
Fuck yeah! I've been waiting for the PS3 Bible-bundle since forever. Sucks a bit I'll have to import it from Poland, but I figure that learning the polish language is a small price to pay to take part of such an extraordinary deal.

I can't wait until I can combine the masterful platforming of Ratchet and Clank with the book of Mathew, or recite Genesis while I drive by the noobs in Ridge Racer 7.

Truly, this is the peak of entertainment, and I feel so great to be able to take part of it all.
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