They're gonna have to preserve Hefner's penis like they did Einstein's brain. The man is 3 times my age and look at the women he gets. He alone could have repopulated the earth twice over.
Brett Ratner. With his directorial job in such high demand these days he still took the time to squeeze in the oh-so sought after Overdone For the Sixth Time Guitar Hero Commercial. Talent like his just doesn't come along every day.
Meh. The dude's getting paid to do what he likes, he's not hurting anybody or doing anything illegal, and his movies are popular enough with the masses. Some would call that success, and nothing to be ashamed about.
I can't say I like his work, but I wouldn't say he should be ashamed of it. I wish I had this dude's career.
Thank you for saving everyone's time by noting where we need to skip to for the good stuff, though the girls at the five minute mark are all I needed to see.
@MassiveMendoza: Oh, I am terribly sorry that my professional practice was not up to your standards. Please reply to let me know my apology has been received and accepted.
RB should fire back with an artist ACTUALLY playing a real guitar in a hallway, recording the track on a computer and showing that bands can upload their music to the Rock Band Network for everyone to purchase and play.
I'm kinda torn on this whole ad campaign. On one hand I do kind of appreciate the "consistency," but on the other it's getting old and predictable. But at least this one (and I'd say the Metallica one) is better than some of the others. Random sports icons? The American Idol Davids? Heidi Klum? Why?
I didn't know about that whole getting GH:Van Halen for free though. I guess that's cool.
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Yeah, because it seems like such a bad gig. He should really be ashamed of this. (sarcasm)
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No, he should just be ashamed of everything else he's done.
08/31/09
Meh. The dude's getting paid to do what he likes, he's not hurting anybody or doing anything illegal, and his movies are popular enough with the masses. Some would call that success, and nothing to be ashamed about.
I can't say I like his work, but I wouldn't say he should be ashamed of it. I wish I had this dude's career.
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Good job, Owen.
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Oh wait, you can't.
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Fixed it for you. You really shouldn't have misquoted Hef like that.
08/30/09
It would totally embarrass GH for sure.
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Johnny Cash on drums will forever haunt my dreams. What a bastardization. Seriously, that kind of shit should never be allowed.
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I tell you, America, where is the outrage? Won't someone think of the children?
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Can we roll that again? For hate focusing purposes, of course.
08/29/09
Sure, why not? Getting angry at people who couldn't give less of a fuck about us is all the rage these days anyway.
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Here's 10 woman willing to get naked for your pleasure - Rated T for Teen.
Classy.
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I didn't know about that whole getting GH:Van Halen for free though. I guess that's cool.