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10/30/09
Nintencats!
Use the stylus to...no, don't pet it. It doesn't want to be touched.
Don't bother giving it toys, either. It only wants to play with your shoelaces.
Walks? Are you high?
You can...uh...You can feed it! And don't forget either, or it'll make your life a living hell. #shigerumiyamoto
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But they'd make for an awful game. #shigerumiyamoto
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Ninja cats
It's the way forward. #shigerumiyamoto
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10/30/09
Ascii art doesn't work in a format that deletes excess whitespace.
10/30/09
dammit!!!
that didn't work...
oh well...i tried.... #shigerumiyamoto
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And I'm not just spouting off BS here, that's coming from my girlfriend who's a certified animal behaviorist. #shigerumiyamoto
10/30/09
What really is an exhibit of intellect? The creature who will do whatever you say, or the one who thinks for itself? Pack mentality has no baring on intellect. If anything is shows desperate co-dependence. Wolves may be able to gang up and run down an Elk, but a Leopard can take down an animal of only moderately smaller size by waiting in ambush.
Which of these is really a betterr stratagy? The wolves who work hard for a meal they then have to share, or the Leopard who works less and keeps the whole prize for themselves. #shigerumiyamoto
10/30/09
Social behaviour != intelligence.
Cats are generally seen as much more self sufficient than dogs. One could make the same argument that independent behaviour is just a big a sign of intellectual superiority as social ability.
At any rate intellect aside I think that cats make superior pets, at least in terms of maintenance. My cat keeps herself immaculately clean, does her business outside and buries it and even knows when to leave my room in the evening*. Plus yknow Kittens Puppies.
* She has to sleep downstairs in the kitchen/study area at night because otherwise she wakes people up too early whining for her breakfast. #shigerumiyamoto
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Cats 1 Dogs 0 #shigerumiyamoto
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Ha. Haha. #shigerumiyamoto
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Then i lol'd #shigerumiyamoto
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-Realistic sleeping animations!
-Updated training feature for your virtual cat to ignore!
-Collect dead birds and send them to your friends via WiFi!
-New "Caption" technology! Lolling has never been easier! #shigerumiyamoto
10/30/09
-Flush toilets using the Touch Screen! #shigerumiyamoto
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"Cans It Wait? I'm creating Time Paradoxes..."
"When I left my DS and Chrono Trigger laying on my bed, they were thereafter lost to me forever... the damn cat did this face every time I asked for it back..."
"Can I Has Console Zelda Plz? K Thx Bai!" #shigerumiyamoto
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06/02/09
oh well, TGS maybe? Spaceworld? something soon please?!
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This falls under the opposite category from Wii Music (ie, Pikmin being delayed is A Thing That I Do Not Blame Nintendo For)
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