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"I'd like it better if PETA showed up at your virtual door, rescued the pet and then punched you in the face."
I always had this idea as a child where you raised a pet dragon, and instead of losing the pet when you neglected it, he turned on you. Then there'd be this epic sequence where you got to fight the dragon and either kill him or get eaten.
That's normal, right? . . . Yeah. I played with my sister's Tamagotchis too much as a child.
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Now Sonira, you and I both know that you have to get 100,000 pieces of flair and complete all shopping sprees to unlock the 'Death Glitter Lavender Horses' bonus.
You'll have to settle on Slutante Pony Princess Axe Murder until you get that Trophy.
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Oh, if Far Cry 2 doesn't have a predecessor how can it outsell it?
Pretty sure only Crysis has a predecessor to outsell. You know, because it uses similar gameplay mechanics and has a similar setting to the game previously developed by Crytek.
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@Aparanoidandroi: That's Imagine: First Abortionz. Where you use mini games before and after, but the actual abortion is guiding the doctor's hands and abortion equipment in the Trama Center style operation.
Each abortion introduces the player to different scenarios. You'll meet Tina the 50 year old trophy wife who is tired of her cheating husband and is having her baby removed during the first trimester to punish her cheating husband. The Tina storyline also introduces us to Hank (Tina's husband) and Cindy (Hank's mistress) and you get the play a mini game as Hank where you do multiple tasks to get Cindy to miscarriage and you can break up with her guilt free.
@TalKeaton: I love those Baconators and all, but LORD CHRIST IS MY LOCAL WENDY'S NASTY. There's like flies all over the place and every surface is sticky,... I'd call the city about it, but that would make me a hater.
BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HATING? THERE IS FLY LARVAE IN MY BAKED POTATO.
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Naayhh
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Get on Ubisoft, don't neglect them.
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Thirded.
Oh and we mustn't forget Petz: Wolvez or Petz: Jackalz.
Because, why should sharks get all the cuddlez?
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Petz: Gulper Eelz.
Petz: Tapewormz.
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@simply_androoo:
Axolotlz....nuff said.
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Petz: Mooze
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I always had this idea as a child where you raised a pet dragon, and instead of losing the pet when you neglected it, he turned on you. Then there'd be this epic sequence where you got to fight the dragon and either kill him or get eaten.
That's normal, right? . . . Yeah. I played with my sister's Tamagotchis too much as a child.
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Never neglect a rabbit, folks.
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Horses, glitter, lavender, shiny bits...
Screw Uncharted 2, Petz is where the ballers ball!
Day one purchase. DAY.ONE. :allcaps:
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Now Sonira, you and I both know that you have to get 100,000 pieces of flair and complete all shopping sprees to unlock the 'Death Glitter Lavender Horses' bonus.
You'll have to settle on Slutante Pony Princess Axe Murder until you get that Trophy.
@(Zombie) Goldwings:
....You just outed yourself. So what team? Team Jacob or Team Edward!
We can't be friends is you're on Team Jacob...
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Sure, if you're a cheater...real gamerz cowboy up and play at the 'Heaven and Hell/Master Ninja/Are you on crack setting of Petz.
Don't be that guy. Man up!
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And we cannot be friends (*sob*) as I find Jacob frustrating in his relationship wit-
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OH CRAP! I didn't read the books guys. Believe me ;___;
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With my eyes closed.
Being attacked by rabid wolves.
On fire.
Before the game even released.
bcuz i iz xhardxcorex
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Alas, we cannot be friends, the lines have been drawn..I'll see you in line for New Moon, TEAM EDWARD SPARKLY VAMPIRES FOR THE ULTRA WIN!! :allcaps:
@Sonira-not a zombie:
But, can you beat Petz...
On a train?
In the rain?
In a box?
With a fox?
I did...twice.
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Pretty sure only Crysis has a predecessor to outsell. You know, because it uses similar gameplay mechanics and has a similar setting to the game previously developed by Crytek.
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I just passed up making the funniest post of the day and the funniest post I've ever made, in fear of being politically incorrect. Damn, that suckz.
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Each abortion introduces the player to different scenarios. You'll meet Tina the 50 year old trophy wife who is tired of her cheating husband and is having her baby removed during the first trimester to punish her cheating husband. The Tina storyline also introduces us to Hank (Tina's husband) and Cindy (Hank's mistress) and you get the play a mini game as Hank where you do multiple tasks to get Cindy to miscarriage and you can break up with her guilt free.
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As for the spelling of Babyz - well, surely we can't really expect babies to be able to spell correctly?
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Just think. Kids nowadays will look back on WiiSports and Petz the way we look back on Super Mario and Tetris.
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I still have the CD :D
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Coming 2010: WENDYZ!
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BUT WHO CARES ABOUT HATING? THERE IS FLY LARVAE IN MY BAKED POTATO.