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11/03/09
Here is the link to the site where you can download the rules and game pieces. It's a board game, not a digital game, but it's super fun and promotes the idea (which I think we might have pioneered) of reverse Schadenfreude: the agony of being forced to help others in order to help yourself.
Enjoy, and remember these wise words from Space Mark Twain:
"If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog...and a Spacewolf."
[[www.laikafawkes.com]] #pennyarcadescholarship
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The commenting system here is kind of subpar. #pennyarcadescholarship
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It's obviously an issue if she thinks she's replying to someone and winds up making a new topic.
Nah, it's improved from what it was but there's certainly been some peaks and valleys to get to this point.
"Subpar" isn't comparing the work to any other system out there; just to the flow of how it used to be. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Hopefully these: [wh40k.lexicanum.com] #pennyarcadescholarship
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It makes my idea, SpaceRaccoons, seem pretty lame. In Space, there is alot of junk floating around, and no one to eat it. Until now.
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Though it'll most likely be that now if you want to get into the industry a programming or game degree will be required. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Heck, the founder of Massive Black has no sort of degree whatsoever. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
Though music and art degrees aren't as specific to the industry. Usually music is done by other studios, specific to doing sound tracks and the like.
Though a Music degree can help you getting a job with those studios.
I was more implying that a Degree will help, not just specifically programming or gaming degrees :P. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Here in UK its currently capped at £3,125, so no university can charge above that. all students can apply for a Student loan to pay that fee n you just pay it back when you get a job.
Though Oxbridge n co probs find ways to charge you on top of the tuition fees.
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Yup. But hey, who am I to complain? I actually got a job as a designer because of it... and a very very large and scary debt. :P #pennyarcadescholarship
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For one year of your course alone covers 3 years of a degree and rent here. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Is that liek that "ivy League" thing that gets mentioned?
Can someone explain that? #pennyarcadescholarship
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Penny Arcade runs a Scholarship? Wow. High five! #pennyarcadescholarship
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Congrats, Kyla Gorman and good career choice. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Yes, i went there. I am not trolling, it is just my opinion on Penny Arcade. I don't care if 78% of you get mad at me. Everyone has a different opinion, you have yours and I have mine.
There. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Kind of a bad way to go about it eh? #pennyarcadescholarship
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According to many devs and companies, they typically poo-poo on those with video game degrees. Gamasutra has dozens of articles where devs talk about wanting somebody well-rounded, rather than someone with a specialized field.
But yeah. A lot of web-comics are crap... it's still an infant medium. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
Typically, that sentence is the first positive ID of a troll.
You add nothing meaningful to this conversation.
Your opinion is indeed yours, but nobody cares. Move along. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
Comparatively, by your opinion, a "good" webcomic would elevate a man to Pantheon-level Godliness, their comics allowing them the powers to smite infidels with lightning and shag unassuming damsels while taking the form of a goat. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Hitler was a terrible person, but his paintings were decent.
Micheal Jackson maybe molested kids, but i still like his music.
Axl Rose is a lameass dick, but Gun N Roses still kicked ass.
Jared Leto is both a horrible actor, musician, AND human being.
Just because people have a good heart doesnt mean you have to respect their art.
Sounds like youre the idiot. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
Then whats the point of having this website and giving people the free will of posting? Not everyone is going to agree with the community or with the blog itself, everyone knows that. Kotaku knows that. You know that. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Your trolling shield of 'omg it's just my views' will do you no good here, youngling. #pennyarcadescholarship
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You should run with that.. #pennyarcadescholarship
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Really? Your reply states otherwise. #pennyarcadescholarship
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and you didnt add anything meaningful to this conversation either with this reply.
and actually, adding "i am not a troll" is used when people criticize something people really like a lot. Just because a majority likes something doesnt mean its not to be criticized. we dont lived in that kind of society anymore. The again, im posting from the US. maybe you live somewhere else... in a different time.. on a different planet. #pennyarcadescholarship
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They actually vary their art style quite a bit. Especially for the comics they make for various games.
May you point us to a gamign web comic with better art style? (I personally prefer AVW's style, but the writing is a bit slim, and they only post once a week)
PA are undeniably some of the most influential people in gaming, and have a fairly large charitable arm. and for that they earn a large amount of respect.
and yeah "im not trolling" is always a warning alarm. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
Ive learned my lesson: no playful jabs at something most people like.
Im not trying to be the guy whose trying to be against the grain just to be different, im just the nazi who would have made fun of Hitler's stupid moustache behind his back. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
That being said, his all time artistic idol is Stephen Silver, of Kimpossible fame. Krahulik emulates Silver in a lot of ways now, and so, with that knowledge, I can lead up to my next statement.
Judging by what you have said, you hate Mike Krahuliks art, regardless of time frame, and by association, you also hate Stephen Silvers artwork, because their styles are similar, and without any justification as to why you don't like their styles. Lets not even get into the fact that Penny Arcade is two people, so you clearly don't read any of their stuff, otherwise you'd more than likely have an issue with Holkins as well.
Troll on Troll. Troll on. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
like walking into a room and saying "i certainly DON'T have a bomb on me right now" #pennyarcadescholarship
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Maybe if it said "user name replied to this comment"
Cos we aren't promoting if its automatic, we are replying.
We do promote if we check the tick next to it though. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
I judge it the exact same way i do every comic, web or not, gaming or web only shouldnt be a crutch. Perry Bible Fellowship is a prime example. its on the web, not about gaming, and its probably 90% better than the stuff on the Sunday paper. Too bad they dont make it anymore. #pennyarcadescholarship
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"I don't really care for their comic (actually I don't like it at all) but -" and then continued with the bit of the post that was actually relevant.
Instead you separated it, made it the point of your comment, and thus unnecessarily provoked people. Trolling. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
You've yet to also say what's so bad about it too. You're just saying everything is bad. But surely with the vast readership they have that can't be the case. Any specific examples of what is bad about it?
Until you cna build a constructive case on why it is you feel that PA is bad then your "I am not trolling" case falls flat on its back.
FFVII is well loved, but I can say its not that great, with constructive criticism. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
And no, adding "I am not a troll" is a classic symptom of the lady doth protest too much. If you want to state an opinion that goes against the norm, "IMHO" or some other similar sentiment goes far further and doesn't make you look stupid.
Baby, I'm a professional troll. I can care enough to call you an idiot without giving two licks about your opinion. Lemme tell you right now, you're better off not replying to me, because I've got nothing but time on my hands to point out the many facets of your idiocy. Take the advice of a troll when he tells you how to beat him, you'll go further that way. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
its not the same thing. I said i wasnt a troll because people expect me to be a troll with such a statement as the one i made. I made it clear i wasnt.
Going into a room and saying "i dont have a bomb on me right now" is suspicious, but if youre about to get checked at the airport, and you say it, its appropriate. do you see what i mean?
Youre going to get checked, you might as well say if you do or you dont. #pennyarcadescholarship
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i dont know where you got that from.. but that in itself deserves a head examination. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
PA's contemporary humor is hilarious and caters to a extremely large audience. Large enough that they make their living off of a "crappy webcomic".
Gabe's art style, where I can see how you might be disappointed with it in their more day-to-day comics, is easily demonstrated as a high caliber style when the medium is the more 'serious' storylines, that is to say: Automata, the Dragon Age comics, or The Cardboard Samurai sagas.
Also, Tycho can write like no man's business. I value his opinions on games very highly as his taste is usually spot on; Aside from his posts being entirely enjoyable to read.
I feel the largest insult you give them is that by dismissing their work blanketedly you also dismiss all their ancilliary practices such as Child's Play charity, of which they are heads of, and of the PA Expo, which helped fill the void of E3 and with their influence opened the door for many indie game producers to also display their wares and not just giant corporations.
They're funny, they're witty, they're intelligent, and, when seriousness is a must, the caliber of art they produce is top-notch.
With that I must conclude that you know nothing about anything sir, and as such I declare your opinion devoid of reason and as such moot, you sad little troll. #pennyarcadescholarship
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You are welcome to have an opinion, sure. But just look at the overwhelming response from star commentors. You clearly picked the wrong wording in voicing your opinion. If you ever want to have a star on Kotaku, starting silly arguments is not the way to do it.
You know what I do if I don't like something? I either make an educated argument as for why I don't like that thing, or I simply keep my opinion to myself in order to not look like an idiot. Take a hint buddy.
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and actually, im sure no one noticed it, but the second thing was entirely satire, i meant it, but i felt like putting it in a way i which everyone has seen a million times. I knew i was going to get called a troll, i knew people wouldnt like what i said, and i knew id have to defend myself. So i did it from the start, chose the most generic crap i could think of, shit ive seen a million times on message boards, and posted it. Not for anyone elses amusement, but for my own.
ive never trolled on kotaku, or anywhere else for that matter.
I figured that the people at kotaku could see just how super messageboard trollish that last paragraph was to know i was joking. I figured that noone takes something seriously when the first thing stated is 'im not a troll, but.."
I guess i forgot that you actually have to know who i am to get my jokes. oops. self referential shit doesnt fly i guess.
But like i said, my first sentence is how i feel about it, im not backing down from that, but the next paragraph is how i feel about trolls and their naysayers. I figured if anyone could see the humor in it, it would be Kotaku's readers.
Trolling and people defending what is being trolled is just so linear that to me it becomes funny in of itself.. i guess i just dont invest in these things as much as other people. I dont troll because i dont hate anything on the internet that much and i dont defend things from trolls because i dont care what they think. its that simple.
as far as a joke, i think ill put this in the "maybe" pile.. it still has something going for it.
Fuck, i wrote a lot.
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the job of taking things too seriously on the innernet, that is.
How old are you, man? I want to know if youre sad or REALLY sad.
Chill out. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
I do this for fun. Heck, I TOLD you how to beat me, just to see if you'd listen, and you do just the opposite. Your basic attempt at insulting me can't work, because I've already acknowledged EVERY point you're liable to throw at me by labelling myself as a troll. Too much time on my hands? Check. A complete lack of human decency? Check. A textbook example of everything that's WRONG with the internet? Double Check Plus.
It's pure entertainment to me to bait replies. That's the very nature of a troll. Heck, it's what you're doing too. Sadly, it then comes down to a matter of trolls trolling trolls, and in that case? The troll that puts forth the calmer and more reasoned reply wins, as trolling is the basic task of elliciting an angry reply from your victims.
I also noticed your brilliant hypothetical about airport checkpoints up above. At best, you're trying to tell another joke that's falling dismally short of the target. At worst? Congratulations, you're now on a government watch list.
So... really, do you want to keep replying to me? I won't stop you if you do. This is probably the best laugh I'll have all day. #pennyarcadescholarship
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I dont care for clubs, i care about entertainment, and learning things about games on the side. Im bored, if i wasnt i wouldnt be posting here. I would just check up on it every once in a while.
I could post something intelligent, i could agree with whats going on, but thats not fun for me right now. Sometimes you have to act a little silly. Obviously this now seems like the wrong place to do it in, but at least now i know how serious Kotaku readers take Kotaku.
I dont even think Kotaku takes Kotaku that serious... and they get paid to. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
"Its good she got a scholarship from PA to work in the games industry.
However I don't particularly find PA to be very funny, guess I have a different sense of humour to other folks."
That way you can state your opinion, you don't have to call PA crappy, you don't have to start a long thread like this, and you don't have to go "I'm not trolling" when you clearly were. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
Coincidentally, this whole thing is about how nothing on the internet makes me laugh.
You sir, are from Venus.
But seriously, you didn't answer my question: how old are you? Please be honest. #pennyarcadescholarship
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And yes, Venutian air is toxic, and therefor massively beneficial to my lungs.
So, I invite you to try again. Do give me something better than trying to insult my age, 'cause if that's really the best ammo you've got, you may as well just walk off into obscurity. It'll stop giving me my jollies, and it will stop making you look like a buffoon. It's win/win for you, while trying to persist in a battle of wits that you've already lost simply gives me everything I want. #pennyarcadescholarship
11/03/09
I dont even really care about Penny Arcade or this scholarship too much, i was hoping to deviate this into the aspects of trolling and what makes a troll truly a troll and just some guy with a grudge against a particular thing being discussed on a forum.
I always thought a troll was a person who talked crap about something they either havent played, read, listened to or seen. Thats one of them. The other kind of troll is someone who HAS played, listened to, read, or seen the thing in question, but just wont shut up about how much he disliked it.
I am neither of those. Ive read Penny Arcade, and i don't like it. I also have never ever said anything negative about Penny Arcade on Kotaku before. This is probably my first and only time it will be discussed.
So is this just something that's off limits here on this website? Is this like going to church and saying you hate God? That no one can say anything bad about?
Everyone talks crap abut Bayonetta every single time its brought up on here, something im very much looking forward to, but no one can talk crap about Penny Arcade?
Not only that, but commentors with stars next to their name childishly make fun of the aesthetics of the game, and get a ton of people to agree with him and thats ok?
is it only because they have stars and people agree?
because i promise you, things have been said about bayonetta less intelligently than what i said about penny arcade.. and i dont even have a star..
People are basically telling me i need a star to troll. i dont think thats right. #pennyarcadescholarship
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@fernandosolano: And you just lost all my help.
You made a comment of your opinion on PA. people called you out on being a troll, but you denied that.
So I thought I'd give you the benefit of a doubt and suggest how you can write your comments so that you can give your opinion in a more constructive way. And after a back n forth between you and several commenter's where you continually deny that you are trolling you then write your little post there where you admit you are intentionly trolling.
And you bring up the Star card too. I very much doubt a Star, especially a regular, will be trolling with such comments as "Bayonetta is shit" and will most likely be a bit more constructive in their criticism. And if they were to be trolling like that your welcome to send it in to tips@kotaku.com if you feel they are trolling. Same with any comment, star or not.
My pic says it all. #pennyarcadescholarship
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However, you were not making a joke. You went out and basically blasted a web comic without any reason. And you didn't say that it was the art that was bad, or anything logical. You just said it was crap in an article talking about how they gave away $10,000 to a student. Not to mention Child's Play, which helps thousands of sick children each year.
There is no Kotaku law saying that you have to be serious, but you choose to start a serious conversation by attacking two good people. Had you said, "I don't like the art in Penny Arcade. I hope this lucky student uses this scholarship to make something more meaningful than a comic." But instead you just said Penny Arcade was crap.
You brought this shit storm upon yourself. Step back for a minute, take a deep breath, and maybe apologize for simply being a dick who couldn't admit he worded something wrong. I word things wrong all the time, and I apologize. You should too. #pennyarcadescholarship
09/12/09
PAX 2009
Once upon a Gamer's urging, tens of thousands were converging,
To a sleepless ocean hamlet, in numbers never seen before.
I was there with schedule mapping, while my sons their DS tapping,
In the Queue Room with Gamer's clapping, clapping echoes from the floor,
High five's were constantly slapping, gathered there amongst the hardcore,
There was this, and so much more.
Once released the crowds did scatter, for where to start made no matter,
Exhibitor booths left and right, games aplenty you can't ignore.
We played them all as no tomorrow, last in line and filled with sorrow,
Yet knowing that there was tomorrow, made it worth the waiting for.
Off we went to lunch then panels, six levels waiting to explore,
This is what we had come for.
Movie and concerts filled the night, so little sleep yet such delight,
Morning light renewed our passion, after crumpets down by the shore.
Back again to resume our quest, on to the Expo Hall with zest,
My gaming talents - none impressed, aimless wandering on the floor.
Since I came to hang with my sons, not a gamer was I before.
Here to bond and nothing more.
But in the weekend rapid blur, a strange conversion did occur,
Immersed among the fervent crowds, and thrust into this gaming lore,
I could not help but seeing, gaming captures the human being,
To that I found myself agreeing, that gaming was so much more,
Could this be the gaming fever, the fever I could not ignore?
No, 'twas Swine Flu - nothing more!
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Fahey can drive.
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Maybe my comprehension is getting worse in my old age, but it seems that a lot of gaming news, on Kotaku and other sites is pretty poor when it comes to clarity.
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And they're not real people, right?
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