At some point during his illustrious career Nintendo hero Mario swapped girlfriends, dumping Donkey Kong's Pauline for Super Mario's Princess Peach. How did that go? A little something like this.
What's so terrifying about a short Italian plumber that would make an 800 pound gorilla flee instead of facing him? As it turns out, absolutely nothing.
The always droll Games Radar has come up with a list of the "mediocre" women of gaming - if by mediocre, you mean "somewhat sensibly proportioned and no gratuitous jiggle." In other words, "girlfriend material," a "compliment" that has gotten millions of insensitive, fumble-tongued 20-something males backhanded by…