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Paris Hilton, Carmen Electra Invade SingStar Lounge

[Bijou Phillips, Nicky Hilton and Paris Hilton at the T-Mobile Sidekick Tone-Def After Party at a private airport hanger in Coachella Valley ]

Last night famously famous folks like Carmen Electra, Paris Hilton, Benjia Madden and Danny Masterson descended on the T-Mobile Sidekick Tone-Def After Party during the Coacehella Festival in Southern California to drink (a lot) and play SingStar on the Playstation 3 (a little). The place was, I'd bet, pressure washed afterwards with a mix of bleach and acid. Still won't do any good, but they do try.

4:00 PM on Mon Apr 28 2008
By Brian Crecente
4,361 views, 49 comments

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Raise Your Own Bimbo

The latest game incurring parents' wrath? Miss Bimbo! The online sim has players take their own bimbo clubbing and shopping so that she becomes the "hottest, coolest, most famous bimbo in the world." And if that's not enough, the game apparently tells players to "stop at nothing" and use even "meds or plastic surgery" in their race to become the Queen of Bimbodom. The game is free at first, but eventually dips into PayPal accounts if you want to make any progress. So? What's the guff? Says Bill Hibberd of parents' rights group Parentkind:

It is one thing if a child recognises it as a silly and stupid game. But the danger is that a nine-year-old fails to appreciate the irony and sees the bimbo as a cool role model. Then the game becomes a hazard and a menace. Children's innocence should be protected as far as possible. It depends on the background and mindset of the child but the danger is that after playing the game some will then aspire to have breast operations and take diet pills.

Because hey, little girls don't get enough of that imagery in fashion magazines, movies and TV shows. The last place they need it is in some computer game!
Miss Bimbo Game Attacked [The Guardian via Guardian Games]

6:40 AM on Wed Mar 26 2008
By Brian Ashcraft
7,503 views, 56 comments

Latest by Menolly: @Byakko: I knew I started following your posts for good reason.:-) more »

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Sparkly Paris Hilton DS on eBay

If you found yourself drooling over the Swarovski crystal covered pink DS Lite designed by Paris Hilton we posted a few weeks back, then not only is their something wrong with you, but there is also a spark of hope, as one is now up for auction on eBay UK. I am assuming the seller simply had too much taste to keep the item for himself. More »

2:40 PM on Fri Dec 8 2006
By Mike Fahey
2,792 views, 29 comments

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Paris Hilton, Girl Gamer?

CNET UK's Crave tech section has a list posted of the top ten girl geeks in history. Among the ranks of notable geek females is Ada Byron, the first programmer, and Lisa Simpson. Not a bad list, until you get to the bottom.

Oh no. Oh fuck no. Take her back! We don't want her!
Photographed numerous times clutching her PSP, and famous for having her Sidekick hacked, Hilton is, in her socialite heart, a geek. Hilton attended the gamer's Mecca, E3, and even stars in her own mobile game, Diamond Quest.

She gets paid to be photographed with stuff! If you paid me $10 to hold your pet snake and someone took a photo, I'd be as much of a snake expert as Paris Hilton is a gamer. Perhaps snake expert was a bad analogy to use here, but you get my point. I feel dirty. Michael Fahey More »

3:40 PM on Mon Nov 27 2006
By Mike Fahey
1,298 views, 44 comments

Latest by ytdb: I want to give an extra special "fuck you!" to CNET, and an additional bonus "fuck you!" to Paris Hilton. more »

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Olde Tymey Blogger: Geoffrey Chaucer

Like everyone and their brother, long dead author and poet Geoffrey Chaucer now has a blog, and covers very modern topics like Parys Launcecrona (Paris Hilton), Henri le Potier (Harry Potter) and video games. With The Canterbury Tales, Chaucer brought us a written record of just how effing different English was over six hundred years ago. For that, high school students will forever hate him. Chaucer blogs: More »

5:22 AM on Wed Aug 9 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
273 views, 2 comments

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E306 Justify Your Game: Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam

Gameloft got their spiel out for Paris Hilton's Jewel Jam in good time, managing not to mention the dreaded B word. You know the one we mean: Bejeweled. And yes, unlike Ms Hilton, Gameloft's rep got the name of their game right.

2:31 PM on Fri May 12 2006
By kotaku.com
563 views, 3 comments

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E306: Paris Hilton Doesn't Know The Name of Her Own Damn Game

Paris Hilton's spritely frame holds two pleasuresome yet empty concavities, one at each extremity. We all marveled at the first of these voids when an exboyfriend was kind enough to broadcast a video he made after hours with Paris to the denizens of the Internet. But it's really the hollow coconut bobbing underneath her pretty blonde hair that keeps giving us thrills. After all, doesn't the world seem like a better place when Paris Hilton shows up at E3 and doesn't even know the name of her own game? More »

12:40 PM on Fri May 12 2006
By brownlee
2,526 views, 12 comments

Latest by InsidiousTuna: @Billkwando: Not funny. I've done it, too. more »

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Kotaku Stalku: Paris Hilton Launches Her Mobile Game At E3

By far the most retarded thing we've heard so far at E3 came this afternoon courtesy of a lady from Chicago in line at Gameloft's booth, who said, with absolutely no trace of irony, "I've been waiting an hour and a half to see Paris Hilton! I'm going to feel really stupid if she doesn't show!"

6:18 PM on Thu May 11 2006
By kotaku.com
195 views, 1 comment

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E3's Celebrity Watch: Hilton, West, Eastwood

The list of famous people getting free access to the E3 is starting to bulk up. More »

10:26 AM on Fri May 5 2006
By Brian Crecente
53 views, 6 comments

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Play With Paris Hilton Any Place, Any Time

Seriously, sometimes I just couldn't make this stuff up. Gameloft has teamed up with Paris Hilton Entertainment Inc to develop, publish and distribute a line of cell phone games based on the rich airhead and her drug-fueled shenannegans. More »

2:31 PM on Tue Apr 18 2006
By Brian Crecente
9,691 views, 13 comments

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British PSP Advert Name Checks Paris Hilton

Sony UK's PlayStation Portable ad campaign continues to smut up London streets. Thought it was impossible to top the previous adverts? Think again. The pictured image may have something to do with the handheld's GPS, but also makes blatant reference to Paris Hilton's infamous porn tape. Lovely how it's on a red double-decker bus. That way Sony can maximize their product alienation. Way to go! More »

11:22 AM on Tue Mar 7 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
1,025 views, 14 comments

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White Trash NES Charm

This fine knock-off comes via too cool for Christmas merchant, White Trash Charms. The oh-so-hip LA-based luxury accessories company has designed the piece. The website says, "Evoking the iconic imagery of rock 'n' roll culture, White Trash Charms jewelry is created in precious metal, enamel and stones and meticulously crafted to the highest levels of quality." (What doozy of a sentence.) So yeah, the White Trash Charms is total cheek. The brand has been covered by the fashionista press and championed by the likes of Paris "I'll Promote Anything for Cash" Hilton. Guess I'm required to make a white trash joke here, but whatever, I'll leave that to the Peanut Gallery. More »

2:23 AM on Mon Feb 6 2006
By Brian Ashcraft
225 views, 2 comments

Latest by D: White trash charms: when you're too cheap to get something authentic. Wow that is a poor rendition of the controller of champions(R) and the "play me" screams trash. How appropriate. more »

xbox 360

Official 360 Numbers Bad and Good

Some Xbox news came out in today s earnings announcement from Microsoft. Here s the stuff you care about: More »

10:54 AM on Fri Jan 27 2006
By Brian Crecente
118 views, 4 comments

xbox 360

Want to Know Madonna's 360 Thoughts?

Somewhere along the line, celebrity impersonators moved from wigs and make-up and onto to blogs. Madonna's Personal Blog is the latest to enter this amusing genre (even more amusing when folks believe that someone like Quentin Tarantino is blogging — dude doesn't even know what a blog is, let alone how to turn on a friggin' computer). Anyhoo, read this big fake gem from the immaculate one. More »

7:23 AM on Wed Dec 7 2005
By Brian Ashcraft
261 views, 4 comments

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Xbox 360 Celebs Hurt More Than They Helped

An exec for Virgin Megastores USA says that Microsoft's dropped the ball when they decided to hand out Xbox 360s to a bunch of celebrities who will never play them when the company's hardcore fanbase was going without because of stock shortages. More »

10:00 AM on Mon Dec 5 2005
By Brian Crecente
152 views, 5 comments

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Louis Vuitton Knock-Off Xbox 360 Skin

For only $7.50US, you too can have this "X" monogram print to totally wrap a next-gen Xbox. The ready-to-apply hi-res design is printed on premium grade adhesive-backed cast vinyl. According to the manufacturer, the skin is then covered with a clear portectant layer for the ultimate in durability. More »

11:22 AM on Thu Dec 1 2005
By Brian Ashcraft
1,672 views, 4 comments

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Paris Hilton Paid for 360 Appearance?

The Grumpy Gamer points out that Microsoft probably had to give more than an Xbox 360 to Paris Hilton to get her to be photographed walking around with it. GG says her going rate for a 20 minute "personal appearance" is $200,000. Unless you have a camcorder, than I hear she's pretty cheap. More »

1:00 PM on Tue Nov 22 2005
By Brian Crecente
113 views, 3 comments

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Hilton Posse Hits Up Real World Sims Party

Saturday s Teen People Young Hollywood Party drew quite the crowd to the Cabana Club, most of them Sims fans. Paris Hilton, Hillary Duff, Lindsay Lohan, Wilmer Valderama and Ashlee Simpson all made the party, which was sponsored by Sims 2 Nightlife. The new PC expansion pack for Sims 2 is all about taking your Sim out for a night on the town, practicing lines and hooking-up. More »

8:22 AM on Tue Aug 16 2005
By Brian Crecente
4,191 views