Just when we thought to Cold War a thing of the past, the Russians develop Postal Babe technology and threaten to unleash it on unsuspecting mobile users across the globe. Running With Scissors just announced a deal to turn their long-running flimsy excuse to post pictures of half-naked women on their website into a video game for Windows Mobile and PalmOS. Breaking with RWS tradition, Vince Desi isn't nearly as offensive in the announcement as he normally is, and there isn't one poop joke to be found.
"I feel like Austin Powers," admitted a shagged out Vince Desi. "The world is truly going POSTAL. The Postal Movie by Uwe Boll and now the Postal Babes going mobile. I welcome Herocraft into the Running With Scissors family. This represents a new era in the history of our brand's extension as the first time a subset of the POSTAL world has received its own license."
As for what the game will actually be about, Herocraft CEO Pavel Prokonich could only say that "This game will give you a real chance to play with your own Postal Babe!" Joy and rapture. Every time a Running With Scissors press release crosses my desk I throw up a little in my mouth.
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