Good morning class. Your cool substitute teacher Owen is here to let you goof off and get away with shit that Mr. Crecente doesn't allow. For the next two days anyway. Just so long as you keep your spitwads and paper airplanes away from me.

So, uh, here's your reading list. Komrade Kayce, please pass these out to the rest of the class. Thank you. Be prepared to discuss the nature of symbolism, specifically themes regarding coping with death, in "My PlayStation 2.5". Now, let me pour a mug from this thermos that is absolutely nothing but coffee and don't you little bastards dare suggest otherwise or spread rumors.

On another note, does anyone have any useful or economical suggestions for doing console video-game footage captures onto a Macintosh (with no RCA video board input)? I've tried the Pinnacle "Dazzle" video transfer for Mac. It's a piece of shit. Can't even get a signal. This question is germane to something Adam Barenblat and I hope to deliver next weekend.

My PlayStation 2.5
EA Takes Out $1 Billion Loan For Take-Two Acquisition
Call of Duty 5 Already Playable
echochrome Review: Poppin', Lockin' and Thinkin'
Gran Turismo: 50 Million Served
Rumor: Microsoft May Debut New Xbox 360 Motion Controller Next Week
Battle of the Bands Review: Musical Smackdown
Wii Nintendo Channel Video Walkthrough
Analyst: Record GTA Sales Change Nothing For EA's "80/20" Take-Two Bid
A 70-year-old's Take on GTA IV
Sony PlayStation Day London '08 Roundup
Boom Blox Review: Explosive Casual Play
Target: Terror Review: 90s Arcade Action
Spongebob Savior: Will Kid-Friendly Licenses Save THQ?
The Only Mother's Day GTA Ad You'll Ever See (I Hope)
What's Worse: RRoD or GTA IV Lockup?
Capcom's Sushi Muse?

Busy times for the last full week leading up to the GTA IV release. We had two pirated releases, a probe into gamers stupid enough to play them with Xbox Live enabled, and a desperate attempt out in Holland to get stores to sell it early. Nuh-uh. Nice try though. And no one stateside was able to convince their local Gamestop to slip a copy early. Someone will, though. Just wait.

Oh and there was some other news this week too, such as:

What's On GTA IV's Soundtrack?
Are You Buying Xbox 360 or PS3 GTA IV?!
Five Days with GTA IV: A Newspaper Diary
And The Winning Tattoo Is...
German Govnt Approves Possible Take-Two Aquisition
Teenage Zombies Review: Brains, Braiiiins, They Need Enemies that aren't Braiiiins
Xbox Live Preps for GTA IV Server Riot
Mario Kart Wii in the House
That "Release GTA IV Early" Letter? It's Not Real
Ubisoft: Years Of Assassin's Creed To Come
Going Off the Deep End: Has Gaming Grown Up?
RIP: Xbox Boys
Microsoft Looking into Early GTA IV Players
The Bourne Conspiracy Impressions
Nintendo To Increase Wii Production to 2.4 Million a Month
Pirated NTSC GTA IV Leaked Online Early
Club Nintendo Expands Its Reach
Third-Person Call Of Duty Game Cancelled Because It Was "A Mess"
ESRB Levels Thorough Pre-Emptive Strike
Korn Debuts Haze the Song
Microsoft, Rare, Gyration Talk 360 Wii Remote Rumors
Choose My Next Gaming TattooMy First Gaming TattooMicrosoft: "Perception," Not Us, is PC Gaming's Big Problem
Gears 2 Gameplay Footage Hits May 9
Hands On With Super Famicom
Wii Controller Justify Your Mario Kart Wii
Mario Kart Wii Driving School Impressions
Spider-Man: Web Of Shadows To Contain Never Before-Seen Villains
The Kartokumentary
Gears 2: "Bigger, Better, More Badass"
Mario Kart Wii Across America
A 6 Year-Old's Take on the Wii Wheel
Two Brothers Meditating Upon Questions of Pac-Man

Kotaku Originals: System is Very Busy Now

Sweet Baby Jesus. I'm keeping this originals intro ridiculously short because the originals list is ridiculously long. Forty-one pieces of original reporting, mostly because we were at Midway Gamer's Day and Namco Bandai Editor's Day. The proverbial one legged man in an asskicking contest is the Maytag Man next to us. Because when we kick ass, we use both legs and both arms, and a headbutt or too. Scan the list for what you might have missed since we last did this.

Iron Man Weekend Party Fun Time!
Midway Gamer's Day '08: Wheelman
Midway Gamer's Day 08: NBA Ballers: Chosen One
Midway Gamer's Day '08: This Is Vegas
Midway Gamer's Day '08: TNA Impact
Midway Gamer's Day '08: Unreal Tournament III Coming to Xbox 360
Talking To The Iron Man Demo
NES Controller Car Engine Mod
Midway Gamer's Day: Mortal Kombat vs DC Universe First Characters Announced
EA: Clock's Ticking For Take-Two Deal
Rock Band's First Album Announced, Our Harmonix Q&A
MK v DC Has Little Blood, NO FATALITIES?
Sony Responds To March NPD Sales, Seems Pleased
Nintendo Responds To March NPD Sales, Seems Pleased
InstantAction.com's Rokkitball Trailer
Take-Two's Zelnick Goes All-Out In Annual Meeting
Nintendo Takes March, 360 & PS3 Neck-And-Neck
Smash Bros. Dojos Past The Competition To Take #1 Spot In March
GTA: Remembrances of Cars Jacked
Shareholder Sues Take-Two Over EA Bid
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: And the Rest...
Konami ID Dojo: "System Is Very Busy Now"
InstantAction.com Readies Rokkitball
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Tales of Vesperia and Tales of Symphonia
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Down The Slope With We Ski
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: Pom Poms On With We Cheer
Namco Bandai Editor's Day: More Soul Calibur IV
Medic! Hands On With The New TF2 Map Plus New Medic Achievements And Weapons Revealed
EA Versus Take-Two: How The Takeover Works
Amazing Core Gamer Stuff Pooh-Poohed By Focus Groups
Metal Gear Online Is Ready For Download, Not Play
Jumpgate Evolution: The First Fifteen
Boom Blox, Steven Spielberg's Shoulder Murder Simulator Impressions
Hands On With LostWinds, The WiiWare Game You Should Be Excited About
Shakin' It With Samba de Amigo For Wii
Going Online With Mario Kart Wii (And Hands On With That Wheel Thing)
PSN Store Makeover Is Live, Broken
Ikaruga Review: No Refuge For Wimps
Oh, That MGS4 Headset Is Real
Devil May Cry... Darts?
How Are You Preparing for GTA IV's Arrival?

Originals: The Eyes of Fanboy Are Upon You

Happy Saturday to all of you out in Kotakopolis. Here's a quick recap of our original stories in the past week, highlighted by Flynn getting sucked into a real-life, real-time spy mystery like a wide-eyed, amnesiac Matt Damon.

We also got looks at child labor inside the Bashcraft origami household sweatshop, and a set of diapers for leaky bladder Fahey. Let's not forget Crecente's magnum opus on Grand Theft Auto IV's multiplayer modes, four in all, and a followup.

Finally, for a week that began by asking for gamers to confess their neurotic behavior, we got a picture of that guy to the left, which does a fine job of answering the question. If you missed any of these stories now's your chance to catch up before we hit the weekend report.

(Also, this is as good a space as any to ask this, since it isn't worth a post unto itself. I'm looking for some good gaming headphones. If any of you have a favorite pair, let me know in the comments. I take my audio pretty seriously. Thanks.)

Telltale Games Demos Strong Bad's Cool Game For Attractive People For WiiWare
The Nintendo Media Summit Day One Wrap-Up
Nintendo Demos Mario Super Sluggers For Wii
LE Metal Gear Solid 4 Will Only Be Available at GameStop
Growing Up With Fallout 3
Why The Bad Company Win Isn't A Win At All
Teen Dating Violence Design Challenge Extended
Professor De Marco and the Mysterious Cell Phone Part 3: The Reveal
Rock Band European Release Doesn't Include Australia
The Ultimate Fanboy
GTA IV Multiplayer: Just the Facts Please
Creepy Crawlers: Hands On With Deadly Creatures
Arcana Heart Review: Fatal Fists Of Female Fury
Hands on With GTA Multiplayer: City of Chaos
Monolith Wasn't Taking The Piss
Red Planet: Hands on With Red Faction Guerrilla
Undiscouraged, Mini Bash Creates Seven Origami Lites
Rough Riding: Hands on With Baja
Ninja Gaiden II Impressions: Bloodbath
Doodle Hex Gameplay Video
Are You a Neurotic Gamer?

Kotaku's grand bake sale this week delivered almost two dozen piping-hot reports, led by Crecente's hands-on breakdown of Grand Theft Auto IV. It got much love on the social bookmark sites and clocked in more than 100K reads, which massages Brian's ego nicely. And that's just what we need more of. Have I told you about the time he asked me if I thought people practiced their laughs? He was serious. I guess he works on his.

Other heavy-hitters included reviews by Fahey and Luke on Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII for the PSP and Grand Turismo 5 Prologue for the PS3, respectively. Flynn was our man at THQ Gamers' Day '08 and brought back looks at three titles. We also kicked the week off with a pissin' contest with the lawyer-mans over some Sonic Unleashed leaks and such.

In all Kotaku was on a mission of justice for you, dear reader, and that's not even counting the chuckalicious Kaketaku series on April Fool's. Check 'em out.

GTA4 Hands-On: The World is Yours
Sega Confirms Sonic Unleashed Leaks
Gran Turismo 5 Prologue Review: Quality, Yes, Quantity, Hrm...
Crisis Core Review: Zack Fair In Love And War
THQ Gamer's Day '08
Color My World: Hands On De Blob
Life As A Trash Compactor: Eyes On Wall-E
Eyes On Darksiders: Wrath of War
Down And Dirty With Saints Row 2's New Features
Kaketaku: Glucose, Whip and Leaf for Obsessive Game Cakers
The Kaketakumentary
The Man Who Fired Jeff Gerstmann From GameSpot Has Been Sacked
Battlefield: Bad Company Impressions
Mercenaries 2 Invades Venezuelan Newspaper
Saints Row 2 Release Date Announced
Uwe Boll Can Write His Name
Dualshock 3 in the House
Westin Renting Wiis For Free
Objection! THIS is the Greatest Cake Ever
Confectionery Mods: Pac-Man Cookies
Dark Sector Review: A Difficult Journey
SCEA: Portable Copy Hitting PSP Later This Year

Kotaku Originals: Video Games in the City

This was a pretty busy week for us. We managed to get two reviews up this week as well as a plea to someone named Brain. There was plenty of Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword news from reviews and interviews to loose talk about it being connected to the stabbing rampage of a 24-year-old in Japan. Next weekend we'll have our new weekend writer on board and later in the month a new mystery writer. WRITER X!!! I totally need to get her a wrestling mask.

Tom Clancy's EndWar Voice-On Impressions
A Basket Full Of Easter Eggs
Dear Brain, Rock Band Broken, Please Help
Harmonix: No DLC for Rock Band Wii...Yet
Hot Shots Golf: Out Of Bounds Review: Insert Golf Term
A Second Look At The God Of War/PSP Bundle
Bionic Commando: Restitched
Take-Two Pondering BioShock MMO, Movie?
Atari Delisted From Nasdaq Stock Exchange
Ninja Gaiden: Dragon Sword Review: Tap That Assassin
Team Ninja Thinking of More DS, Wii Games
Team Ninja Reacts to Kanagawa Rampage
The PlayStation Network's Next Big Games

Kotaku Originals: Reviews Gone Wild

Reviews? You're soaking in them! Well, maybe not soaking, but our original reviews are settling in nicely (we think!) and make for some fun obligation gaming. The rest of this week's Kotaku originals, from crafty lighthearted fare to game reveals to retrospection, are available for your perusal below. If you were too busy to read the following during the week, take some weekend time to catch up.

Handmade Super Smash Shoes
Feeding Your ID in Saint's Row 2
Condemned 2: Bloodshot Review: Skid Row's Greatest Hits
Meat Bun: Steamy Hot Game Shirts + Mike
Photog Claims Juiced 2 Swiped His Work
Rainbow Six Vegas 2 Review: Revenge of the AI
A Great and Most Pointless GBA Accessory
Church Uses Mii Christ for Easter Outreach
Pokemones Are Not Oral Sexy Obsessed, Just Kissing Crazy
Rock Band Gets In-Game Music Store
Harmonix Talks About Rock Band Albums
PAL WiiWare Launching In May As Well?
Canada Fully Prepared For Seven-Hour War
GameFly Trying Out Trade-In Program
What Was The First Game You Beat?
Namco Bandai To Also Bring It On On Wii
The Syndicate Games That Never Were

Kotaku Originals: EIEAOG

We brought the original this week. Flynn hit up Capcom's Digital Day, we recovered from EIEIO info dumps and juggled EA/Take-Two wackiness. Reviews, features, asides—the originality was all over the place, including gathering informal data on how y'all discovered Kotaku. A thousand comments? Woosh! That's BANANAS! We also formally said goodbye to our lovely intern Tori, welcoming new credit-slave Adam to Kotaku Tower. Bye, Tori! Keep in touch!

Hit the links to read our originals, if you missed out this week. It's fun!

The Intern Has Left The Building
Team Fortress DLC Price Is Up To Microsoft And Sony
Ninja Reflex Review: Cut To The Quick
The Xbox Live Police
How'd You Find Kotaku?
EndWar Sneak Preview Packed in R6 Vegas 2
EA Talks About Their "Tender" Offer and a Line in the Sand
Where I Get My Lazy From
Hands On With 1942: Joint Strike
Hands On With Wolf of the Battlefield: Commando 3
Hands On With Capcom's Piratical Plunder
We Love Golf Details
Udon Drawn SFII Turbo HD Remix Looks Amazing
Order New Pokemon, Get Pokemon Guide
Rondo Of Swords - A New Approach To Turn-Based StrategyPlayStation Home Beta Ends In May?
God of War Chains of Olympus Review: Portable Near Perfection
Brawl Online Not Working, Nintendo Says Try Again
Sega File Trademark For "Stormchaser"
Which Controller Do You Brawl With?
Super Smash Bros. Brawl Review: Mascot Mashing Mania
Hands On With Civilization Revolution Multiplayer
MIT Celebrates SSBB Release

It's Saturday so it must be time for Kotaku originals. This week the Kotaku crew explored the halls of GDC, we analyzed the analysts and the end of the format wars was reached with the defeat of HD-DVD.

APB's Geek Squad: Miyamoto, Molyneux, Spector & Garriot

Portal Devs Reveal The GLaDOS That Never Was, Inspiration Behind Weighted Companion Cube

Will Wright Gets all Brainy on Drunk Audience

Still Alive Rock Band Hands On

Square-Enix Rechristens White Engine, Plans To Bring It To Wii

Microsoft Responds to Royalties Cut Rumor

Analyzing the Analysts, Episode Two

Liveblogging Sakurai's Super Smash Bros. Brawl Design Talk

Microsoft Cuts Indie Royalties in Half

Liveblogging the Msoft Blogger Breakfast

Kill Uwe Boll in Postal 3

Miyamoto's Plans For Wii Fit Pre-Date The Wii's Release

Xbox Live By The Numbers

Fable 2 To Feature Co-Op, XBLA Minigames

Liveblogging Microsoft's GDC Presser

Levine Agrees, BioShock's Ending Failed

Europe Gets Wii Fit A Month Early

Too Human Hands-on Impressions

Our Best Guesses for Microsoft's GDC Keynote

Liveblogging: The Changing Face of Casual Games

HD-DVD Deathwatch: GameStop Edition

Evolving Aquaria: From Bloody Shooter To Indie Exploration

GDC's Own Most Wanted Playing Cards

Analyzing the Analysts, Episode One

Microsoft Not Worried About HD DVD

It's the weekend and time for another healthy dose of Kotaku originals. This week saw the departure of LucasArts' president Jim Ward, the arrival of a fancy new DS color scheme and Ash gets the enviable task of playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

LucasArts President Talks About His Departure

LucasArts President Has Quit

Right Now, Bashcraft Doesn't Hate Wii Fit

Rock Band Confirmed For Wii And Q2 European Release

PlayStation 3 Development Still Problematic For EA

Mercenaries 2 Officially Delayed By EA

How Microsoft Created The Biggest Game Launch Of All Time

Dreams Of Halo Wars PC, Shot Down, Trampled, Exploded

Super Smash Bros. Brawl Hands-On Round-Up

Club Nintendo Zelda Statue Is A False Idol

Does Super Smash Bros. Brawl Actually Deliver?

Want A Peek At The Castlevania Screenplay?

Capcom Fibbing About Devil May Cry 4 Price Discrepancy? [UPDATED]

Rumor: Devil May Cry Anime U.S. Release Possibly Canceled

Grand Theft Auto IV Wanted Posters Popping Up In Brooklyn

Hands-On With Skype PSP

Cobalt Blue Nintendo DS Confirmed For February 10

Take A Look At Super Smash Bros. Brawl's American Manual

Insider Dishes on Cobalt Blue DS Lite

EB Games Australia And Microsoft At War Over Faulty 360 Consoles? [UPDATED]

Pursuit Force's Pimp Schwag

The Top Five LEGO Video Games

Ink Meets Flesh: A Gaming Tattoo Primer

FFX Creatures Invade Second Life

Three Vibe Hands-On With Rez HD

Jack Thompson Defends Mass Effect

It's Saturday morning so it must be time for another edition of Kotaku Originals. This week we witness an ugly feud between EA and Fox News, we all get the chance to be pirates and Maggie teaches us the beauty of video game crafts.

Video, Details on Tribes-Like Legions

Krafting With Kotaku: Final Fantasy to Bioshock

The Rocky's Second Annual Golden Crecentes

Wii To Bypass Lifetime GameCube Sales Any Minute Now

Simple 2000: The Japanese Software Chart

EA Fighting Mad About Fox News, But Still No Correction

Fall Of Liberty Demo Fails

EA Customer Service So Awful, So Awesome

Pokemon Puzzle Heads

Gibberish Japanese in Resident Evil Movie

Mercenaries 2 Delayed To August?

EA Calls Fox Out on "Insulting" Mass Effect Inaccuracies

Is it Dangerous to Work at GameStop?

Sony Postpones Japanese PSP Skype Launch

The Eye of Judgment: The Furniture of Sanity

Pirates of the Burning Sea Goes Live

Is Top Xbox 360 Gamer Selling His Account?

How to Get 800 Free MSoft Points

Work and Play: A Peek Inside the Lives of Gaming's Greatest Readers

The Imperial Pokemon Noodle Set

GameSetApparel Adds New Fine Wearables To Fantasy Line

Days of Ruins New Units

Feasting On The Bones Of The Madden Curse

Advance Wars: Days of Ruin Campaign Impressions

Welcome to another fine week of Kotaku Originals. This week was all about numbers. Who sold the most hardware, software, the top selling games and more. Plus we get the added bonus of a super spectacular game industry soap opera in the works!

Gamecock Head Tears Into John Romero, It's Getting Ugly

Activision Support Exposes Email Addresses Of Guitar Hero Owners

Who's Winning The Console War In The US?

Wanna Study Game Design in Japan? Here's How

XBLA Apology Game Revealed - Undertow

Game Controllers Make the Best Movie Props

Guitar Hero Sets US Franchise Sales Record

Complete List Of AIAS Awards Finalists Announced

Nintendo DS Bigger Than Jesus This Christmas

Call of Duty 4 Killed The Christmas Competition, Nabs Top Spot

Halo 3 Beats Out Wii Play For Best Selling Video Game of 2007

Big Daddy Trudges Into Homes, Looking for Little Girls

Open Call for Your Photos

Wha, People Still Get DS Lite Hinge Cracks?!

No, Those Aren't Pics Of In-Game XMB

EA Responds to Death of College Hoops

Japanese Sales Trends In 2007: Line Riding And Analyzing

EIEIO It's Off to Austin's SXSW They Go

Definite Midway Resignations, Possible Midway Sackings

FPS Gun Makes First Person Shooter Controls More Gun-Like

Along Came An AMD Spider

Kojima , THQ, Neversoft, NetDevil, Harmonix Invade Work and Play

Alligator Dual Shock (To Match Our Boots)

Take-Two: College Hoops Canceled

Rumor: 2K9 College Hoops Canned, EA Seeks NCAA Deal

GoldenEye XBLA Shitcanning Was Nintendo's Fault?

Flynn finally landed an apartment in the arid, housing-free land of San Francisco, so he's taking the day to move his homeless kit into an real life home. But we had a bonanza of original stories hit over the week, lead by Mike McWhertor's CES coverage, so I hopped in to catch you all up.

Maybe You Really DO Like Windows Vista
Slash, Bill Gates, Robbie Bach Form Merino Wool Revolver
Sony Announce 16GB Memory Stick For PSP
Pikachu Sliced Open and Ready to Eat
Know This About Nintendo DS Airplane Use
Kotaku Tower Welcomes Its First Intern
Nintendo Torpedoes The Wii Grey Market
Sony Touts Metal Gear Solid 4 PS3 Exclusivity At CES
LittleBigPlanet Updated Impressions From CES
Rolly Rivals PlayStation Presence At Sony's CES Booth
Rumor: Live Issues Wiped Some Unlocked Achievements
LittleBigPlanet Team Talks DLC, Show New Levels At CES PS3 Preview
PSP GPS Hands-On At CES
Japan Gets New Mint Green PSP
Xbox Live Achievements Not Wiped?
Omega Five Is Alive
Skype For PSP Hands-On At CES
Finally, A Halo 3 Gaming Chair
Xbox 360 Backward Compatibility Updates "Winding Down"
Nyko Brings Guitar Hero, Rock Band Together Via One Guitar
Microsoft: We're Still Committed to HD-DVD
The Agency Targeting The Halo Crowd For Sexy MMO Time
PS3, Xbox 360 Get Exclusive Star Wars Soulcalibur IV Characters
Soulcalibur IV Hands-On Impressions
Soulcalibur IV Director's Choice For A Cameo Fighter? Pac-Man
Only At CES: Wii Nunchuk Speakers "On Play"
Sony To Bring "Bite-Sized" PSP Games To PlayStation Store
TN Games Brings Real Head Trauma Fun To PC Shooters
Zalman Wins Kotaku's Least Worst 3D Gaming Display CES Award
Work and Play: A Peek Inside the Lives of Gaming's Greatest
Another GameSpot Reviewer Decides To Leave

Kotaku Originals: From Holiday Cards to Fancy Computers

Welcome to a special holiday weekend edition of Kotaku originals. This week we showed off our best holiday greetings, Fünde Razor hauled in a bundle and Fahey got his grubby mitts all over one of them fancy new fangled computer things.

Fünde Razor Child's Play Total Rolls In

A NSFW Witcher Christmas

Kuribo's Shoe Becomes Kuribo's Stocking

A Patapon Christmas... and Game

AMD Spider Crawls Into The House

Happy Holidays From Atlus U.S.A.

Soda Says "Sorry" To Videogames

IGN Nintendo: Scandal or Old News?

Hands On With Blokus Portable

A Fallout Christmas

Jerry Bruckheimer, MTV To Develop "Original" Games

Bomberman Also Due For iPods, But Goes Walkies

GTA4 Still Not Coming to the Wii, Carnival Going Everywhere

Happy Katamari Holidays from Namco

E3 Returns to Los Angeles, But Remains Booth Babe Free

GameStop Outlines "Wii Certificate Program"

Make Us Your Shopping Bot

Weekend Wii Stock Causes eBay Spike

Wii Sell Out, One Store's Story

Welcome to another fine collection of Kotaku originals. This week Reggie talked the Wii holiday production schedule, Funde Razor 07 rocked Child's Play's house and I get a heaping helping of Vegas with a side of Spike TV Video Game Awards.

New Brothers in Arms: Hell's Highway Screens

Nintendo: Wiis Hit Shelves This Weekend

Reggie On Third-Party Wii Game Quality

Nintendo Announces GameStop Wii Raincheck Program

Liveblogging the Reggie Talk

Nintendo Triples Wii Distribution Workforce, I Talk With Reggie

November NPDs: Microsoft's Reaction

November NPDs: Sony's Reaction

November Software Sales

November Hardware Sales Dominated By The DS

Rumor: EA Considering a Colorado Dev Studio (Update)

Rumor: Best Buy Sitting on Wii Stockpile

Buy a Life-Sized Companion Cube for Charity

Funde Razor: I Am My Own Roadie

Come Snow, Come... Snow, Funde Razor Tomorrow Night

The Orange Box (PS3) Impressions: Epilogue

Whorecraft Season 2 is Live

Become the King of Komments at Kotaku

Regis and Kelly Play Rock Band

Reader Feels Bad, Makes No More Heroes Wii

ESRB: Warhawk PSP?

"Chuck's" Josh Gomez Talks Games

Call Of Duty 5 Heading For The Pacific?

Uncharted Calls Spanish Readers "Huge Nerds"

Spike TV Video Game Awards: Winners, Losers and Boozers

Party Hard With Joel, Crecente and Rock Band

Fahey And The Holograms

Kotaku Originals: From Zero Gravity to World in Conflict

Saturday morning and another week filled to the brim with Kotaku Originals. Fahey enlists in the Logos Academy and gets weightless, Crecente checks out the Project Blackbird 02 and we give out the last call for entries in our World in Conflict contest.

A Really Nifty Pinball Emulator

Shadow Monsters (Gameplay?) Is A Bit Amazing

Enrolling At Logos Academy

In The Beginning Of AGDC

Videos From Beyond Gravity

Flight of Anti-Gravity

Zero G Souvenirs
Madame Tussauds' Master Chief Invades Las Vegas

Last Day For Globe Entries

Garriott's New Playhouse

Stranglehold System Requirements May Not Require Second Mortgage

Wii Tennis on a 103-Inch TV

Sweet Remote Controlled HDMI Switchers

Golfing for the Outdoors Averse and Super Rich

Checking Out CEDIA

Logos Academy Swag Bag

Riding The Vomit Comet

PAL PS3 Starter Packs Will Vary Between Regions

Tabula Rasa Dated

Project Blackbird 02 Impressions

Project Blackbird 02 Rundown

Project Blackbird Lands at My House

Heading Down Garriott's House

Karraker on Blackballs, Blogging and Bye Byes

Game Writing Meets Star Trek

SCEA PR Head Dave Karraker Quits

Morhaime On Taking Over The World

Obligatory Picture Of A Bag

Live Sees Unix, Linux, Gates as Inappropriate Motto

No Jubblies, Just Instruction Booklets and Boxes

BioShock Leads to Childhood LEGOs and Quoting

Xbox 360 Fall Update to Bring Parental Timer

Msoft Investigator Confirms Halo 3 Manual

The Lair Lighter

Xbox 360 Chatpad in the House

One Woman. Two Globes. In Conflict.

Play Warhawk with Other Kotakuites

Lair Playing on My PSP2K

Rock Band, The Packaging

It was another week of cons here at Kotaku Originals! The boys drink their way through Leipzig, I struggle to keep up with PAX and Crecente gets a PSP2K.

My New Elite 360

The Mother Of All Quilts

PSP2K Playing Video and Games

PSP 2K Video Walkthrough

Some Menu Differences on the PSP2K

Rock Band Vs. Reality

PSP Slim in the House

The Wii Bar Unveiled

Warhawk's Jabra Headset

The Snazzy Warhawk Book/Journal/Thing

A Blackout!

Splash Damage Talks Quake Wars and Karma

Xbox 360 Repairs Slow to Crawl

Call of Duty 4: DS Hands-On

A Wii Bar to Drink and Play

Nerd Magazine Hands On

Orcs & Elves DS Hands-On Impressions

The Simpsons Game Co-op Hands On Impressions

Hideo, Igarashi, Doak Gather

Killzone 2 Hands On

Leipzig Uber Round-Up

Games For Windows Live Maybe, PhysX Not So Much

David Reeves Shows Off Go!Explore For The PSP

Play TV On PS3 Explained

IGN Brings Hammer Down On BioShock Queue Jumpers

Daglow Defines Next-Gen (Hint: It's Wii, WoW & Guitar Hero)

New 360 Core Coming to U.S. This Holiday

Second Life GameCube Launcher

Sega's Nintendogs-Like Card Game Ride THING

Bashcraft's 360 Finally Dies (How's Yours?)