Half the appeal of the Onechanbara hack-‘n'-slash games on PS2 was the price. With that gone, all you've got is the other half – the one with the boobs.

D3Publisher reaffirmed today the release dates of its two jiggly, gore-filled hack and slash games, Onechanbara: Bikini Zombie Slayers and Onechanbara: Bikini Samurai Squad. That's twice the bikini fun—just in time for Valentine's Day!

Now that the holiday rush has officially died down, it’s time to get back to business – the business of game showcases.

Finally, D3 Publisher of America has come to its senses! We don't want your Dark Sectors, guys; we want your poorly animated super soldiers shooting giant bugs and gooey zombie killin' adventures in combat inappropriate clothing. We want that mind-numbing stuff. That's why we're so pleased to learn, via GamesRadar,…