Join Dikembe Mutombo, a Sweater-Wearing Bear, and a Random Turkey in Their Quest to Prevent the Apocalypse

According to the Mayan Calendar, we are all hurtling toward inescapable destruction. On December 21, the world will cease to be. What better way to help prevent the apocalypse than to join former NBA player and current Old Spice Champion Dikembe Mutombo in his quest to add more time to the calendar?