That's awesome -- I love Black Mesa. Sure was funny when they used it in that "Still Alive" song in Portal, too. This company should work it into a jingle. "Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke, ha ha, fat chance: DEFINITELY BLACK MESA! Come right in through our PORTAL for some delicious coffee today!" Because Portal/"Still Alive" is the only time Black Mesa was ever mentioned in video games, right?
Ha, I kid!
But seriously: when in the name of headcrabs are we going to get HL2 Episode 3? I was going to hold my breath until we got it, but had to give up on that a long time ago. My crowbar is getting rusty.
The RiffTrax mockery of Transformers 2 had a delightful "cake is a lie" reference...it made my nerd pride very happy. Anybody else know what I'm talking about?
@cyber rat: I expected news of Black Mesa Source. Assuming that they're telling the truth about it getting released by the end of the year, they have 32 days.
I won't lie, without searching on Google I can tell you without a shadow of a doubt that I have no idea what the Black Mesa is or why it's getting any sort of attention.
But since everyone is replying and raving about this photo, the Black Mesa must be something awesome so now I want one too.
@fauxfilms: I'll haggle you, Italian Gypsy, for that fine French Press. You didn't think I was going to drink Gas Station all the way to the Grand Canyon did you? Pft.
I am not a big valve fan, but even I am disgruntled at all the people who seem to think the only time Black Mesa was ever mentioned in video games was frickin still alive.
It's a god damn clever song but it has been years people, get the hell over it.
@WhiteMåge: Well black Mesa, you know, is mentioned in the entirety of the Half Life series too you know?
And odds n sods of TF2 has Black Mesa n Aperture science references.
And really whats wrong with Still Alive?
You know what, me thinks you really need to drink less coffee. You always seem so agitated at everything.
@Lester Lawliet: Are you all really this illiterate? Seriously?
I said it's appalling that people think still alive is the only time this was ever mentioned.
Not "Still alive is where htis is from! :D"
Seriously? REALLY? none of you understood that?
Note that half the comments are "THAT WUZ A JOKE HUR HUR FAT CHANSE" and "MEBBE BLACK MESA HAHA I AM CLEVER"
And my response is "Shut the hell up about still alive already, my god, it's been years, and you all act as if the song is even relevant to this anyway."
@WhiteMåge: Actually the average content of a comment on this article is Bohemian Rhapsody.
In fact I'm the only person to use lines from Still Alive and post up a video on it.
So you may thrash me with rage if you want, but as I pointed out, I think we all know that Black Mesa is from Half Life, not from a single line of a song from a different, while related, game.
@WhiteMåge: It is not being illiterate but rather the context and the total left field statement that you made.
No one mentioned Still Alive before your post, nor did anyone make any correlation between the two. Hence the questionable tone of your /rage must have agitated the Kotakuite amoebas who is quick to school one another. You should have started the topic with something along the lines of " You know what really tickles my balls?...". I would imagine all the people attacking you would have been on the same page.
@That mop mutant from NES.: Yeah starting with "I am not a big valve fan" then spouting of your hate for Still Alive is not hte best way to win hearts and minds for your cuase.
Especially from the apaling Archaotic stand in that is Whitemage.
@WhiteMåge: Humor is subjective. If you don't find it funny, that's fine. Yet don't go off into a rant from left field and raging over people's delight in stating references and finding humor in them.
@WhiteMåge: You get exactly what he means with 'years'
Sure inflection doesn't carry well across the net, but its good enough.
And it really is nothing to get worked up about. Someone mentions Black Mesa expect Half Life, Portal and Team Fortress references.
Because if you get too agitated all the time over simple refrences to Valve games you just might explode and thenthere gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL!
@WhiteMåge: You're really taking this too seriously. Calm down. It's a reference that they found funny enough to post so it's funny to them and while it may not suit your personal taste in humour, you may be shocked to know that the world is not crafted around your likes and dislikes.
For example, my attempt at such a comment would be:
Maybe I'll go to Starbucks today,
maybe Black Mesa,
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Guess what? I find that a funny reference. You may not but that's your own tough luck. Deal with it and stop whinging.
@WhiteMåge: God forbid we have an opinion different than yours. I mean, we're all wrong, if we do.
I think you just want to be a part of this Valve hating 'trend.' You wanna know what ticks me off? People who decide that their hate for a particular group of people is just and right. Anyone can put a bunch of words on the page, but you, sir, manage to make it aggravating to read.
I used to fairly like what you had to say, now you just seem like you're a big bundle of hate now. What's the deal?
@WhiteMåge: I know these guys are making you mad, but years in the way you used it implies that it's been a very long time, when it has really only been a couple years.
@deanbmmv: starting with "I am not a big valve fan" then spouting of your hate for Still Alive is not hte best way to win hearts and minds for your cuase.
I never once said I hate still alive. It is not my fault if other people are incapable of reading.
hating the people whose first instinct is to reference it is different from hating the song, especially when I call it damn clever.
@WhiteMåge: Pretty much what's already been said. Humor is subjective. If you don't think it's funny, get the fuck over yourself and ignore it. Christ.
@WhiteMåge: So you like Still Alive, But hate those people that reference it?
So you hate people, who also like Still Alive?
Riiiggghhhttt.
Ever thought if you weren't such a swirling ball of hate and bile all the time people wouldn't jump down your throat every time you put up a comment?
Including Crecente.
Just breath, relax, then post.
But you don't. You run your tongue then RESPOND IN CAPS LOCKS and then more people have a go at you.
It's just a vicious circle.
Chillax.
@deanbmmv: You're all wasting your time trying to get White Mage to chill out. He's an unstoppable serious business farming robot from the future. He cannot be reasoned with, he certainly cannot be humored, and Archaotic's disembodied star on a pike near the entrance doesn't scare him in the least. You have been warned: he will question your intelligence and accuse you of illiteracy if you don't stop having fun IMMEDIATELY!
On a side note, if that dude's a White Mage, I shall surely sh*t my pants in terror if I ever have the misfortune to meet a Black Mage from wherever it is that he hails.
@WhiteMåge: What, to make us stop having fun? Then you should use it on us fast so we all stop annoying you with our stupidity and illiteracy! Zing-a-ding-ding!
If you meant a spell for the last part, your sparkling personality has me far too constipated for that.
@James Henderson: Wha-huh? I have no reason to disbelieve what you're saying, nor was I in any way trying to imply anything about deanbmmv. I was commenting to him and the many others who were trying to get the alleged White Mage to chill the f' out that they were wasting their time in doing so, because WM is on a mission from god to make sure the Internet stays a holy shrine to serious business.
Apologies to you and anyone else who thought I was trying to besmirch dean's character with that post.
@Communist Pope: James was just making a joke about deanbmv having Vivi the Black mage from Final Fantasy IX as his avatar and your comment about black and white mages.
@katanabobcat: Ahh. Sadly to some, but not to me, I've yet to play a single Final Fantasy game so I didn't catch the reference, nor did I realize I that a black mage appears in that game. Thanks for bringing me up to speed!
@Communist Pope: Oh god, Man to go from Whitemage to you completely missing a Black Mage (Vivi is his name) reference of my avatar.
Oh god, ROFL in deed :P
Anywho, Vivis greatest scene. (being FF game, its kinda broken up a bit)
@deanbmmv: Just don't accuse me of not being able to read and it's all cool! Never again shall I be caught flatfooted when someone makes an FF/Black Mage reference in my presence.
@Communist Pope: Well now you know.
Though even without playing FF games a slight basic knowledge is expected I'd of thought :P
i.e what a chocobo is, black mages, Moogles, who Cloud Strife is, etc.
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Ha, I kid!
But seriously: when in the name of headcrabs are we going to get HL2 Episode 3? I was going to hold my breath until we got it, but had to give up on that a long time ago. My crowbar is getting rusty.
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I think it could be out next year?
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[www.blackmesasource.com]
Also lol@kotaku quote on front page, that is pretty sweet.
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But since everyone is replying and raving about this photo, the Black Mesa must be something awesome so now I want one too.
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It was the scientific research Facility where Gordon Freeman worked, then kinda blew up, then roamed through whacking aliens with crowbars.
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:O
To get you started - [www.youtube.com]
WTF. Why did it erase my photo when I edited. :
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Thanks to the both of you, sadly I have never played the much talked about Half-Life so I don't feel like I'm totally out of the gaming loop.
Though with the price tag on the bundle containing all these wonderful games including Half-Life, I should get on it.
Now I know what the Black Mesa is. My mom always told me if everyone wants it, must be good so I shall continue to request one as well.
How does it go? Ah.. DO.WANT
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Well, not really. I just ate it =P
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I've been had! This Aaron person is impersonating me!
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[insert Homer Strike here]
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Perhaps another try with the D.E.N.N.I.S system is in order?
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It's a god damn clever song but it has been years people, get the hell over it.
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Black Mesa Research Facility is where HL 1 Happened (and xen)
Get your facts Straight
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And odds n sods of TF2 has Black Mesa n Aperture science references.
And really whats wrong with Still Alive?
You know what, me thinks you really need to drink less coffee. You always seem so agitated at everything.
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I said it's appalling that people think still alive is the only time this was ever mentioned.
Not "Still alive is where htis is from! :D"
Seriously? REALLY? none of you understood that?
Note that half the comments are "THAT WUZ A JOKE HUR HUR FAT CHANSE" and "MEBBE BLACK MESA HAHA I AM CLEVER"
And my response is "Shut the hell up about still alive already, my god, it's been years, and you all act as if the song is even relevant to this anyway."
And yes, two years is in fact years.
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In fact I'm the only person to use lines from Still Alive and post up a video on it.
So you may thrash me with rage if you want, but as I pointed out, I think we all know that Black Mesa is from Half Life, not from a single line of a song from a different, while related, game.
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No one mentioned Still Alive before your post, nor did anyone make any correlation between the two. Hence the questionable tone of your /rage must have agitated the Kotakuite amoebas who is quick to school one another. You should have started the topic with something along the lines of " You know what really tickles my balls?...". I would imagine all the people attacking you would have been on the same page.
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So what if they used a line from Still Alive? That doesn't mean the only thing they know of Black Mesa is a reference from the Portal theme song.
Don't be so serious.
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It's HURDUR GUYS LOOK I know about still alive do I get gamer points now do you love me please love me I am so clever im not even angry ;-;
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you are truly a god
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Especially from the apaling Archaotic stand in that is Whitemage.
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Why so serious?
Another reference, oh shi-
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Sure inflection doesn't carry well across the net, but its good enough.
And it really is nothing to get worked up about. Someone mentions Black Mesa expect Half Life, Portal and Team Fortress references.
Because if you get too agitated all the time over simple refrences to Valve games you just might explode and thenthere gonna have to glue you back together IN HELL!
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For example, my attempt at such a comment would be:
Maybe I'll go to Starbucks today,
maybe Black Mesa,
That was a joke, haha, fat chance.
Guess what? I find that a funny reference. You may not but that's your own tough luck. Deal with it and stop whinging.
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I think you just want to be a part of this Valve hating 'trend.' You wanna know what ticks me off? People who decide that their hate for a particular group of people is just and right. Anyone can put a bunch of words on the page, but you, sir, manage to make it aggravating to read.
I used to fairly like what you had to say, now you just seem like you're a big bundle of hate now. What's the deal?
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He just said it so it sounded like he meant its was very old song and everyone should forget about it
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Tell people to 'Get over' that...
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Like in one of the Resident Evil is Evil articles past week.
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His point is that he should have said something like "It's been two years."
Sure, the term "YEARS" is grammatically correct, but it sounds a little over dramatic.
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I never once said I hate still alive. It is not my fault if other people are incapable of reading.
hating the people whose first instinct is to reference it is different from hating the song, especially when I call it damn clever.
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So you hate people, who also like Still Alive?
Riiiggghhhttt.
Ever thought if you weren't such a swirling ball of hate and bile all the time people wouldn't jump down your throat every time you put up a comment?
Including Crecente.
Just breath, relax, then post.
But you don't. You run your tongue then RESPOND IN CAPS LOCKS and then more people have a go at you.
It's just a vicious circle.
Chillax.
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I don't really care how many years passes, that'll be catchy as hell.
People are still enjoying Still Alive for no good reason? OH NO.
It will be okay. It's just a song.
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On a side note, if that dude's a White Mage, I shall surely sh*t my pants in terror if I ever have the misfortune to meet a Black Mage from wherever it is that he hails.
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Thankfully I didn't have to scroll down that much to find it. Now I can enjoy the rest of the jokes in peace. Thank you for that.
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If you meant a spell for the last part, your sparkling personality has me far too constipated for that.
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Apologies to you and anyone else who thought I was trying to besmirch dean's character with that post.
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Oh god, ROFL in deed :P
Anywho, Vivis greatest scene. (being FF game, its kinda broken up a bit)
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Though even without playing FF games a slight basic knowledge is expected I'd of thought :P
i.e what a chocobo is, black mages, Moogles, who Cloud Strife is, etc.
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