My first taste of Ferrero's famous chocolate hazelnut spread came in the spring of 1991 in a dorm room at the predominantly female Agnes Scott College in Atlanta, Georgia. Her name was Deirdra. She was long and lithe and graceful, with hair like autumn leaves dancing in the wind.

She was impish and sweet and smelled… » 10/01/12 5:00pm 10/01/12 5:00pm